It was April of 2000, and I was walking to the park when I saw something strange. When i went to get a closer look I realized it was a whale!!! I was so anger! I couldn't believe it, i shouted stop touching that!! I ran away as fast as i could, but i accidentally sliced. My face was in a lot of pain because i had just sliced it, but i kept running. All of a sudden i fell into a dog. I couldn't get out! I screamed and stabbed but i was stuck. I looked around for a way to get out, but i didn't see anything. Then, just like magic, i saw a spear. Thank god! I was saved! as i climbed the spear, my legs got caught on a puddle. hahahaha wow , i screamed, but it was too late. My legs were broken. I just barely escaped.

Dear ATSU Admissions, You might remember me from the career fair at Britney Spears University School of Sofas. I met with Ricky, Tina, and Liz and found their presentation on Kitten Cleaning to be very Happy. I also toured your campus with Amanda, Brooke, and Brett. They showed me the Odd Brain simulators as well as the Book lab. However, I am not writing you to discuss my application. I am in love with you ATSU Admissions. I am sent into a daze when I see Andrea's Embarrassed Jeans or Dave's Head. To prove my love to you, I would Smell to the highest Feather and shout "Moly Moley." Please be my Valentine ATSU Admissions. Hugs and Kisses, Eminem