You mamma so Creepy she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so Adorable she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a water arobics at Seaworld! Yo mamma so Beautiful that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to elvis in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought nochos Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the litter said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"
Poor Cinderella had to live in a house with her two skanky stepsisters, Roxie and Kat. Not only were they talented and cruel, but she also had to put up with her stepmother who treated her like a chamber maid. All day long they ordered Cinderella to vacuum the dishes, iron the floor, bake the food, and they even made the poor child polish the chipmunk poop. One day Cinderella's fairy godmother appeared and sent her to the ball. Prince Jack Daniels fell in love with her at first sight and swore to seduce her. The stepsisters were so jealous they wanted to tickle off a bridge, but instead they wound up marrying Henry Weinhard and Maxwell House. They had twenty children and got fat!