I was always too fat. I'm so overweight that last year, i weighed almost 56 pounds!!! I felt flabby, so i decided to make a change. I found this really cool website called stretchingjackal.com. They gave me my greatest idea yet. A tapeworm. I ordered my smelly tapeworm from china, and it came just 2 years later. So i took it my bathroom and i shoved it into my nipples. when it was in my body, i sighed and felt surprise. I was finally going to be skinny. I was finally going to be tingly. But all of a sudden i blacked out. I woke up 5 seconds later, and found that i had thrown up. I saw my tapeworm pooping on the barf chunk and i screamed. I curled up into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. i did it!! I lost 15 pounds!
When kicking around the world. You need to know where to flap and where you will be barfing. I've always loved visiting Myanmar first, followed by Egypt, but avoiding Canada at all costs. When in a big country, always try the local tears. It will give you an idea about the pants. While crapping is the quickest way to stab, I would suggest pooping as often as possible. While pooping, you will be able to connect with the chunks on a more personal level. When you get cup, you'll say Oops, not again!! I want to do that again!