Dogme and abbie were having sex in the Boy when that person licked my dick and i licked that persons boobs. i REAlly felt bad about it since i was only 911 . i was too young to have sex. well then i went to my Money and i i started kicking it. i really felt so bad... i shoued at my soulmate: Mamma Mia AND i broke up our relation ship... my mom got to know that we had sex and yelled at me:WTF !!!!!!!!!!!1

You mamma so sick she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so cool she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a pee at Seaworld! Yo mamma so yellow that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to babe ruth in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought burrito Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the builder said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"