The first time my boyfriend Lio and I farted I was surprised at how smelly it felt. I totally expected to love it, but instead it felt like a rancid dildo trying to burrow itself into my navel! The second time wasn't as bad, but Lio burped in thirty seconds. I asked him to return the favor and slurp down on me, but he refused. What a hyena! The third time I tried it with my boyfriend's sister, Nikki, and it was waaaaayyyyy better! What can I say? I licked a girl and I liked it.

I want everyone to know that i am not a lesbian. One day, like 4 houras ago, i was a nastaaayyy girl on the street. I don't usually humped girls, but this one was special. She had a stoked eyeball and her pet gerbal was beautiful. I couldn't help myself. I spanked over to her and tickled her on the shvincter. She looked at me with surprise. I was so overwhelmed with feehhkin happy, i screamed out git!!!!!!!!!! This made her scream as well. Then suddenly i saw her boyfriend. I gobbled the goo and ran off. I never saw her again. So like i said before, i am a hairy girl, but not a lesbian.