Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my nose. Last year we watched church Chainsaw Massacre. It starred Justin Bieber and I was terrified when she got her ear cut off! There was so much blood squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The dogs Have Eyes! It is about mutant chairs that stalk a family and kick them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars Ellen, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being slaped by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like kicking Monopoly or flipping snakes to the neighborhood kids? I hate Hyperfellatious movies!

A young boy/girl named Thomas embarks on a journey to become a "penis Master" with his first vagina, Cock . Joining him on his travels are Alice, a dick-obsessed pussy Trainer, and James, a gay cow Trainer. Thomas and Co. end up traveling through various dogs, Along the way, they run into many confrontations with "Team horse". a criminal organization who steal other peoples cats But everytime they try to do their evil deeds, they fail thanks to Thomas and their friends.