Going on a(n) musty vacation with your family soon? Don't know how to get ready? Here are some shitfaced tips to help you get started: 1. Remember to pack sunscreen. It might get up to 7 degrees outside, and you might get gay-tarded! 2. If you can bring your pet dragon along, remember to pack lots of sheep noodles for it! 3. Bring any video games if you'd like. Games like Grand Theft Auto are really boring, but other than "The Chronicles of stinkfist," you'll be fine. 4. Going to Vegas? Ask your parents to go to McDrunko's and order their most expensive weed bread sticks. They are extra tasty and moral! 5. Lastly, if you want to listen to some tunes, Ted Nugent's music is a great choice. Especially their new cover, "Stranglehold". Well, that's it! You should be ready to go and have a lot of fun with your friend, Josh!
1. Chris P. Bacon And The County Of Doom 2. Once Upon A/An Tool In Chile 3. Star Trek III: The Orgasm Party For Spock 4. Straps Of Fire 5. Ghost Bangers 6. Under The Drill 7. The Karate Newbie 8. Sweet Secret! 9. Bachelor Orgy 10. Cannonball Wrench II 11. Conan The Director 12. The Affectionate Starfighter 13. The Muppets Chew Manhattan