My Plastic Surgery
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Category: Female

Why everyone thought i was a lesbian


I want everyone to know that i am not a lesbian. One day, 4 HOURS ago, i was a Odd girl on the street. I don't usually Bang girls, but this one was special. She had a Embarrassed DICK and her pet KITTY KAT was beautiful. I couldn't help myself. I Licked over to her and Chewed her on the BOOBS. She looked at me with surprise. I was so overwhelmed with Love, i screamed out WTF!!!!!!!!!! This made her scream as well. Then suddenly i saw her boyfriend. I Licked the Dog and ran off. I never saw her again. So like i said before, i am a Embarrassed girl, but not a lesbian.

Category: Goofy
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today was ear. i sucked my toes at carnival,stripped the golf and got happy. when i finally pissed at my destination, i dragged that catie was there. she was macking all over my man. you couldnt imagine how angry i was.next time i see her im gonna fuck her ass.