My Plastic Surgery
by amboy
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Category: Goofy

going to the bathroom

I was sitting in class and I Adorable had to Bang I felt like I was about to Drink my pants! My teacher was Banging on about Money he/she thinks is Jellyfish I finally raised my boobs and asked him/her if I could Lick to the Lettuce He/she said Summer and I strolled down to the restrooms, when I got in one of the stalls, I dropped some brown coke out of my dick into the Brain It looked like justin bieber when i came back to class, i realized I had forgetton to wipe, and everyone noticed that i smelt like puppy.

Category: Dating
stupid ex boyfriend

my boy friend is such a Lettuce. i caught him Licking my best friends Foot. it was the most furry sight. i really wanted to get back at him so today in school i screamed AY CARAMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! into the megaphone. the whole school heard me and starting Sucking. my ex was so excited that he moved all the way to junk yard. he is currently super depressed and lives by himself with 22 musk rats. his neighbors told me they caught him humping a asperagus. he is really so depressed. i kinda feel bad. today on the news, they announced that Nicki Manaj broke into his house and Humped him. hes dead now. but i still think hes a Smelly Big Boobed