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Category: Dating

Doing it With an Old Guy


I met an old guy, his name was mortimor. He wanted to go to bed with me. I said, "hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo husbands cause they rapin e'yone up in here.! Guess I'll try." He bought me rapists. I started by giving him a donkey punch job. He started getting drank on, but said, "Don't worry, I won't let it all out." So, I decided to get on top. He started moaning, "sexy muthafukka ," really, really like a boss. He kept getting drank on over and over! too many minutesd later, and he was done. Not only did he pet inside me, he also crapped all over the bed. workin on my night cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!

Category: Music
80's #1 hits part 9

1. Fuck With It. 2. Sweet Submissive Of Mine 3. Don't Worry, Be Horny 4. Love Sucks 5. Blue Blue Wine 6. A Lustful Kind Of Love 7. Wild, Wild Northwest 8. Bad Ass 9. Baby, I Love Your Pussy, Freesnake Medley 10. Every Passion Flower Has Its Thorn 11. Two Balls 12. Lost In Your Pussy Lips 13. The Jerking-Off Years