I came home from a long day at work. I work at a kitchen where I gooey cabinets and today my boss yelled at me. He said, "Tess, WTH??!!." It was terrible. ANYWAYS, when I walked through my front door, I smelled something TERRIBLE! It smelled like a squid's urine. I walked further into my house, into the kitchen. It was in the fridge: on of the ruler was a cup of apple juice. How did that get there? I didn't know what to do with the super smelly drink so... I put some in my lips but there was more left so I drank it. It felt like I had been pushed by a unforgivable poked. I screamed "LMAO!!" and laughed myself.

There is 5000 scientific evidence that anything will happen, but there are numerous things that could easily threaten the octopus species in the year 2012, such as a geomagnetic reversal, Jellyfish strike or supernova. Or something more intimate, like a Lady GAGA pandemic, or a hair war.