St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from Canada. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by Wrestlers and sold into slavery. After several years of being hugged he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a Womans Shelter until he dreamt that God ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about God. Soon the Irish accepted God as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf weed became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named Chelsey and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would rape anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the Alley.
I can't believe that Hyrum actually asked Aubrey to the upcoming school dance. Even more amazing is that she said "yes"! Everyone will be shocked when they arrive together. She is going to wear a orange dress and he will wear a black suit with a orange tie. We are double dating. Me and Mackenzie will meet them at the dance. I hope Mrs.Gray isn't at the dance. I hate that funnynail-polish! Afterwards we are going to Mason K.'s house for a party because his parents are away on vacation. His band, The slaping turtles will perform all of our favorite songs, and his older sister bought a case of iced-tea for us to drink. I wonder if Hyrum will make out with Aubrey at the party. That would be so green!