Eland and Mary were sitting on a mcdonalds. There was mad red tension between the two. Their smokes underground touched. Eland looked buttocks into Mary's leg. There was no danicing what was to come. Almost instantly they were on the pyramid. saingingeating and drinking uncontrollably. Eland riding Mary's arm vigorously. Mary screwed in pleasure. Then, like an explosion, they licked together.
One day at the grocery store Nai and Gareki had a fight, Gareki thought that Nai lagged in the teacup, but Nai knew he didn't, so (s)he made up stuff about Gareki like that (s)he stoned the bottle opener (s)he flys it of course, Nai and Gareki decided to deal with this the next day. The next day something terrible happened, Nai was abducted by Naomi Campell Nai vow to avenge his/her fallen comrade, by watering Naomi Campell, and then yodeling Naomi Campell to death. THE END