My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up 42 hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my thigh looked like a coffee! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my skirt where my scarf was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he hadcut my men which made me furious. How dare he! What a goose! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a breakup! My coworker looked over me and made a sweaty face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my breast for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in milk! "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a cup dying in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.

Everyone is familiar with Nightmare On Elm Street, but few know it was based on a true story. It actually happened on Ellis Street and I lost several friends to the real life killer, Mr. Rodgers. Mr. Rodgers was a child flunker and when the parents found out they serenaded him to death. His ghost sought revenge by killing my friend Lio in his sleep. Mr. Rodgers used his razor sharp eye lashes to slice toes off. That is what happened to Lio and also to my bestie Nikki. Now the evil flunker is out to get me in my sleep too. Last night I dreamed he was chasing me at Chevys and trying to kill me with tacos that had teeth! I woke up screaming and farting. My mom doesn't believe me and I'm afraid to sleep!