Our First Date
by eddie
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Category: Animals

Doctor Visit

Hi I am red because this morning I ate a shark and my nose grew the size of a elephant ! It says here my Doctors name is Dr. snake . Does he speak mooo ? Because my human language is not too good. I put some coca cola in my ear and now my leg is enormous. And my lips look like Angelina Jolie. Nurse, can you please get me better and call the doctor in as soon as possible, I think I have a case of the Pele .

Category: Misc
Tristan Goes To Jail - Part 3

Tristan looks around his cell and sees the ghost of michael jackson murder a scary street fighter, his dying last words being "i almost pooped in a shoe". Tristan freaks out "I can't die in here! I haven't had the chance beating a meese at tic-tac-toe!" He tries to break the bars with his thrilling fork, but to no avail. Tristan breaks down, crying like a cat. The cop from before comes by and says "Hey, rico. If you want out, it's gonna cost you." Tristan says "I'll do anything, I'm so grimey." The cop says "Okay, I'll let you go if you licking my green bull." Tristan picking agrees and does it. To be concluded...