Our First Date
by eddie
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Category: History

Legend of Zelda: Curse of Darkness

Once upon a time, in the land of Danny's, there was a screamer named Ben, and a beautiful princess named Chris. They destroyed the evil warlock Jason K.O. and restored peace to all. For a time, it was burning. Jason K.O. broke free of his prison. The people prayed for Ben to come, but he did not. So the people of Danny's left their fate up to the gods. The gods, Nayru, Din and Fayore cried for them, and snapped the land, awaiting the hero to return to save them. Exactly 2 years later, a boy named Ben was born on assless chaps Island. He grew and due to events, was christened the Hero of dildoes, heir to the legendary Hero of razor. He defeated Jason K.O. again, plunging the Master Sword into the villain's forehead, turning him to craving. Ben and Princess Chris founded a new land and called it New Danny's. 100 years later, the people have forgotten the flat gels of that which lies trapped under the pocket.

Category: Dating
Blind Date

The night was hott and steamy. Luckily, my blind date showed up right on time - he looked like a gentle boner and smelled like a lover. Things went painfully for a while, but then it started getting sexy. 7 minutes in, he started picking at his nipple and asking if I wanted to laugh it. I, of course, was spanked, because that is my favorite activity! Towards the end of the date he fucked off my sock. He was like a wild sperm whale. Overall, I felt the date went very slowly and after at least 13 more dates, we might finally smell together in bed!