Last year at our high school, bongo High, my good friend Craig was voted prom king and his girlfriend Fefe wasn't. Boy was she pissed off. In fact, my other good friend Autumn was voted prom queen, and when Craig and Autumn were dancing Corey went skinnygooey and started punching them and tried to barf them over the head with her sunglasses. The principal yelled "Y.M.C.A.!!!" and the next day she wass soooooo suspended. Craig broke up with her and everybody was talking about it. When she finally returned to school, she found out Craig was dating someone new... another excelent friend of mine named Kevin. Awww. They make the sweetest couple.

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