My friends and I rented a cabin last Friday The 13th and it turned out to be a bloody experience. Now I know why the cabin only cost ten dollars a night. The woods were stalked by a alcoholic in a penis mask and he killed my friend Max with a axe. I found Max dead in the boat house and I started cutting for Lauren to come help me. That's when the masked alcoholic chased me with a butcher knife. He was going to slice me to death. Lauren chopped the psycho with a motorcycle and rescued me. We both hid in a out house and we beat the killer with a weed whacker. When the police arrived the only thing the maniac would say was "cha cha cha, ah ah ah..." What the hell does that mean anyway?!

Dear Snoop Dogg, Today was my first day visiting Disneyland. I had so much fun! First, we took the Cadillac Snoop De Ville to ho Land and i rode the Haunted Dogg House. At the end of the ride a blunt is riding in the cart with you and waving at you in the mirror. I wasn't scared but my little sister was totally pimpslapp'd. Next we rode tha LBC Jones and the crack house of Doom. The special effects were amazing! My all time favorite ride was It's a pimped out World; although that jacked up as heyll song got stuck in my head. At the end of the day we took a photo with Mickey Doggystyle and Winnie The Gat. I made the photo into a post card so I could write to you. Next year you have to come with us. My homeboy said you could. We can ride paper stack Mountain together since my little sis is too scared!