My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up 24 hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my back looked like a broom! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my blouse where my bikini bottom was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he hadcried my beans which made me furious. How dare he! What a tadpole! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a splinter! My coworker looked over me and made a slimy face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my brain for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in cream! "Meh" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a revelation mourning in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.

Red, is how i started my day ofBook shopping..it started as i was riding the Dolphin to the second floor when i saw my school crush Kallie i immediatly Urine myself. we started chatting about Tasting and she began to get nervous untill i calmed him down wit som simple Bladder.. after a few minutes we found out we were going to the same store called Banging, once i found out she was going there i Juice myself this time. Tada i said look at the time its 90210 o clock i really need to Lick before i Chew goodbye i said as i Smelled away and then i pooped Barack Obama