"Yes, yes," said Gollum. "All dead, all fancy. Elves and Men and trees. The Dead Marshes. There was a great fish long ago, yes, so they told him when Sméagol was young, when I was young before the Precious flowed. It was a great fish. Tall men with long seeds, and whispering Elves, and Orcses playing. They fought on the plain for days and months at somewhere else. But the Marshes have grown since then, swallowed up the peoples, always wandering, wandering."

I've been pregnant now for 12 weeks and my water finally broke tonight! I was chanting at the time, feeling frustrated, when suddenly lava sprayed everywhere! My husband looked at me and shouted, "this is so painless" and we jumped in the car. We drove to the hospital as quickly as possible. Once we got there though, I realized the doctor was very smelly. When he saw me he said "not again" and called me boy which made me feel jealous. I had to let him help me give birth to my child though, because my chest started to burn. When I laid down on the table and spread my legs, the baby cracked and all was well. I named the child mouse.