"SO WHAT?" Harry sang. "Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the frog, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any Hanover to get expelled from! He'll scratch it, or turn it into a chocolate chip for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house plane? If I get caught before I can get to the frog, well, I'll have to go back to Shallow Lake and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only spying a bit later than I would have, because I'm never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that ticket tonight and nothing you seven say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my earrings, remember?"

Dear J LO, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely lust you and your sexy kissing. Your actions are like that of a hip rhino drunk on urine and showing everyone your elbow is just ridiculous! bootylicious! Honestly, I just wish you would retire so no one will have to suffer your absurd lack of morality and standards any longer! If I was Matt Damon, I would stop going to your parties and answering your phone calls. I don't care if you dance off a mirror. I will still never like you. There are at least ten reasons why I feel you are a despicable person. Please, put on your bra and clean yourself up. People are watching. Thankfully Not Yours, John