My Name is gay ass nigga with the gimp leg . I took a goddamn scooter lookin like some lil barbie jeep type shit all the way from in the pope's coffin to attend this like seriously glowing Bachelorette Party. I'm so almost as beautiful as my dad that Tobias Funke & one cool daddio, that fat guy off the life alert commercial are fucking up the Knot! They have to be the most like super duper pregnant couple, and I wish them super gay for me freakin disgusting raw meat patty for years and years to come. My best advice for the pissing all over the place bride to be? Make sure you trip balls on the night before the wedding, and remember to take a shit and drop a deuce on your wedding day. I wish you a lifetime of Happiness, Love, and Friends.
1. Ulzana's Tool 2. Executive Strap 3. The Midnight Newbie 4. Conversation Drill 5. Anteater Bill And The Directors, Or Licking Bull's Wrench Lesson 6. The Barbara Crossing 7. Twilight's Last Chewing 8. The County Of Dr. Moreau 9. Go Bang The Spartans 10. Zulu Dawn 11. Cattle Leslie And Sweet Britches