Wooldoor Sockbat: (trying to decipher Rumpleforeskin's note) I don't get it Spanky, how do you "hardly screw" someone? Spanky Ham: Ok, but I'm only going to show you this one more time. *unzips his swimming trunks* Wooldoor Sockbat: Wait! I've got an idea. Maybe if we filled in the blanks with words other than "disco stick" Rumpleforeskin's note would make more sense! Spanky Ham: That's slippery, Wooldoor. Just slippery enough to screw.

Poor Cinderella had to live in a house with her two pretty stepsisters, isma and kiara. Not only were they stupid and cruel, but she also had to put up with her stepmother who treated her like a nurse. All day long they ordered Cinderella to hit the dishes, dance the floor, work the food, and they even made the poor child eat the puppy poop. One day Cinderella's fairy godmother appeared and sent her to the ball. Prince darshaun fell in love with her at first sight and swore to wash her. The stepsisters were so jealous they wanted to bit off a bridge, but instead they wound up marrying angel and steve. They had twenty children and got fat!