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Category: Nursery Rhymes

How I Killed Myself


I was boney. I couldn't stop crumpling hickys and I just couldn't take it anymore! It hurt too much. enragged of me was a person who was lost so I decided it was time. I went to the kitchen and got a anorexic bitch. It was extra vainy. I took this anorexic bitch and licked it into my chonchi. There was cum everywhere. And then I saw my mom walk in. "OH NO!" she said. She screamed out, "oooops i did it again!!!" I started to cry but it was too late, the gorillas had already started eating my corpse. She tried to kick them off my lifeless body but then they attacked her right in the boobs. It was there, that day, that I blame myself for my mother's death. My ghost loomed over her and whispered, "aaaaaaaaawl" on the wind. I then my body sticked and I disappeared like a old woman. fin.

Category: Movies
Michael Caine movies part 4

1. Jaws: The Architectural Engineer 2. Without A/An Mechanical Engineers 3. Dirty Rotten Civil Engineers 4. A Shock To The Electrical Engineer 5. Aerospace Engineers Off! 6. Navy Ice 7. The Muppet Cinco de Mayo Carol 8. On Kindhearted Ground 9. Blood And Robitussin 10. Shadow Software Engineer 11. Intriguing Voice 12. Computer Programmer Call 13. The Cider House Skateboarders 14. Pitch Carter (2000) 15. Miss Director