My Name is ______________ and I've known Sharon for ten years. I took a mini van all the way from The Alamo to attend this pink Bachelorette Party. I'm so frilly that Sharon & Rob are smoking the Knot! They have to be the most delicious couple, and i wish them sweet coffee for years and years to come. My best advice for the weeping bride to be? Make sure you run on the night before the wedding, and remember to sing and promise hardly on your wedding day. I wish you a lifetime of Happiness, Love, and flowers.
One morning I woke up and I looked at my upper thigh. It was greasy! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "this hurts." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a tape worm so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked slimy, and looked closer. He suddenly ate and knocked over all the rocks. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "when will this end. In other words, you have a sugar." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured pepsi all over myself and never woke up.