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Category: Goofy

Jerry Springer


Yesterday I was raping through channels on the TV when suddenly I was crying to see my friend Sandra on the Jerry Springer show. She was dressed in a tight bra which barely covered her arm. She confessed that she lives a double life; a stripper by day but a hooker by night. Next, her boyfriend, bob walked onto the stage. He was so upset he was punching and he kept asking her, "Why, baby? Why did you do me this way?" Sandra said it was because she needed the money. bob threw 13 dollars at her and she got on her knees and tried to run his leg. The crowd was cheering and chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" I don't think I can be her friend anymore. I don't want people to see us together and think I am a hooker too.

Category: Misc
My wish

1. A/An 21-year-old woman. 2. She must be as loving as me. 3. When she sucks my tool, she swallows my honey. 4. She must be willing to receive my tool in her mouth and her ass 5. She will love me as much as I love her. 6. I will enjoy making her come at least twice before I come. 7. She will have sweet tits that I always enjoy sucking.