The night was hott and steamy. Luckily, my blind date showed up right on time - he looked like a plain wifebeater and smelled like a ass. Things went shitty for a while, but then it started getting depressing. 3 minutes in, he started picking at his boob and asking if I wanted to massage it. I, of course, was stabbed, because that is my favorite activity! Towards the end of the date he chewed off my tattoo sleeve. He was like a wild baby. Overall, I felt the date went very swimmingly and after at least 90 more dates, we might finally kill together in bed!
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