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Dear Louis Tomlinson I am currently in your Chemistry class and I am wondering if I could get an extension on my presentation about microphones. I wonít be able to attend class next week due to a teleporting accident. I also broke my upper respiratory system while walking my pet Kevin the Pigeon. The final reason I am unable to attend class next week is because my Uncle's cousin's nephew's daughter, Harry Styles, is coming into town. I am love that I wonít be able to present on time, but as you can imagine, I have a lot going on in my life. Iím hate to return to class as soon as possible. Sincerely, Larry Stylinson

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Nightmare On Your Street

Everyone is familiar with Nightmare On Elm Street, but few know it was based on a true story. It actually happened on Ellis Street and I lost several friends to the real life killer, Mr. Rodgers. Mr. Rodgers was a child flunker and when the parents found out they serenaded him to death. His ghost sought revenge by killing my friend Lio in his sleep. Mr. Rodgers used his razor sharp eye lashes to slice toes off. That is what happened to Lio and also to my bestie Nikki. Now the evil flunker is out to get me in my sleep too. Last night I dreamed he was chasing me at Chevys and trying to kill me with tacos that had teeth! I woke up screaming and farting. My mom doesn't believe me and I'm afraid to sleep!