One bouncy day, I jumped upon a ugly cat. It was as ugly as a left foot. I couldn't believe my eyes! I prowled it up, and it stared into my ear. I decided to take it to Disney Land and sing with it. As I was dancing to Disney Land, I noticed that it looked like Lady GaGa, with its bright yellow toe nail...Then I licked that it actually wasn't a cat, but in fact it was a baby bear. Oops! My mistake, I'm so silly.

As I was walking home I was stopped by this uncircumsized drug dealer. He said his name was Antonio. He moved here because his family was poor and now he has no choice but to sell crack. When he was 12 his cousin left him outside of Walmart with nothing but a halter top on. He felt sofear. That same night he met a hooker named Nicky and they swallowed for weeks. Then he moved to Lithuania and began selling crack for a living. He now has five children. Last week he almost got shot and was covered in his own vodka as soon a he found out that the people shooting at him were actually his mom. Soon after he killed himself by hanging.