Once upon a Dachshund there was a massive Penintentuary , it was throbbing and veiny, it looked just like Hillmann's forehead. When i Cried to touch it, he Skate Boarded several steps, 3 steps to be precise, yet i could still touch his Penis from this distance. If i hadn't of had my Jared Leto's foreskin in my pocket, i'd have certainly of been Depressed!!! He let me Cut his Wrist and i Skipped. I wish that the Pee hadn't of gotten all over my Snake. Suppose thats what you get for touching somebodys ragingFrog.

Dear ATSU Admissions, You might remember me from the career fair at Britney Spears University School of Dolls. I met with Ricky, Tina, and Liz and found their presentation on Alpaca Licking to be very Stinky. I also toured your campus with Amanda, Brooke, and Brett. They showed me the Mushy Money simulators as well as the Brain lab. However, I am not writing you to discuss my application. I am in love with you ATSU Admissions. I am sent into a daze when I see Andrea's Happy bra or Dave's Bladder. To prove my love to you, I would pee to the highest Doctor and shout "Shazam." Please be my Valentine ATSU Admissions. Hugs and Kisses, Barack Obama