I went to San Francisco with my friend Ashley to watch cat King: The Musical. We took the pickle car down Powell Street into the theater district. While we were waiting in line Ashley said, "Look! Those two guys are shooting hands!" We watched them and they started sucking each other. I told my friend, "It isn't polite to stare. Leave those two love birds alone." After we watched the play, we decided to visit Japan Town and get dinner. My fortune cookie said, "Work now, eat later, and you won't anger it." My friend's fortune said, "You can only see with your balls what you cannot see with your asses." Then Ashley said, "Look who's here. It's the love birds!" They were at the next table eating eating chop suey and screwing hands.

When I woke up this morning, I thought it was just going to be another Burly day. I didn't want to be Smelly all day, so I invited my friend Taylere to go to the park with me. We headed down to the park and Flushed for a while. We were just about to leave when suddenly William Hung came up to me and said "Hey, how would you like some free backstage passes to my next concert?" "Holy Shit!" I exclaimed, "Of course we would!" We got the tickets and started Sneezing home. What a surprise!