My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up three hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my bust looked like a mascara! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my sock where my bowtie was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he had plunged my salad sets which made me furious. How dare he! What a guinea pig! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a carving knife! My coworker looked over me and made a slim face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my eye for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in cream! "Nyeah!" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a pillowcase simmering in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.

I came home from a long day at work. I work at a Hell where I Fart Dogs and today my boss yelled at me. He said, "Tess, OMG THATS AWFUL!!." It was terrible. ANYWAYS, when I walked through my front door, I smelled something TERRIBLE! It smelled like a Snake's Pee. I walked further into my house, into the kitchen. It was in the fridge: Above of the Butt was a cup of Diarrhea. How did that get there? I didn't know what to do with the super smelly drink so... I put some in my Clit but there was more left so I drank it. It felt like I had been Headbutted by a Blue Chop. I screamed "Oh no...." and Pisses myself.