once upon time there was a penguin so i ate it. the penguin popped out of my stomach while i was running and it tryed to kill me. from there on it was me pet. i called it chicken butt. it was the best penguin ever. i tryed to stop thinking of how it tried to kill me but now i dont ever see it i dont know where he/she went.

I knew a man once, named Jonk. He was very suspicious, and always treated me suprisingly. I loved his flabby kitten and his stretchy mask. Every day he would deflafe my fingertips and it felt soooo excited. How many time does this have to happen to me?!?!!!! This was the explosive man ever! I didn't mean to, but i accidentally followed his thigh. He was so frightened!