On Friday, I get to go to Ilana's scary slumber party! She told me to bring a apple, 2keyboards, and 4 cars! She said Paris Hilton is going to be there! The slumber party will be at McDonalds. I am so sad! The Embarrassed slumber party will be held at 9 PM. Oh, and she also told me to bring my Pants! I am also looking forward to seeing her pet bear.

My friend Nikki and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song Total Eclipse of the Heart and she sang Jar of Hearts. Randy loved my audition and said it was sexy. Steve Tyler said I am a very fierce performer. The guest judge, Jewel, said "You have my vote!" I was so amazed I started cramping. My friend Nikki wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a swimming kangaroo. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a rat in labor. Jewel was kinder and simply told her "Keep exfoliating and try again next year." I'm going to New York so make sure you vote for me, everybody!