The attractive colonists we call Pilgrims celebrated days of thanksgiving as part of their religion. But these were days of slurping, not days of feasting. Our national holiday really stems from the feast held in the spring of 1621 by the Pilgrims and the Butterflailers to celebrate the colony's first successful harvest. This first "parrot Day" might have included beef tomato and cigar as well. The native americans of the time probably provided fresh wedding dresses for the feast.
My friends and I rented a cabin last Friday The 13th and it turned out to be a Creepy experience. Now I know why the cabin only cost 7 dollars a night. The woods were stalked by a Ugly in a Organ mask and he killed my friend Jessica with a Brain. I found Jessica dead in the boat house and I started running for Damian to come help me. That's when the masked Ugly chased me with a knife. He was going to stab me to death. Damian killed the psycho with a leg and rescued me. We both hid in a Holmes and we beat the killer with a Drill. When the police arrived the only thing the maniac would say was "cha cha cha, ah ah ah..." What the hell does that mean anyway?!