Steven Speilberg has enjoyed tremendous success with blockbusters like Raiders of the Lost Arc and Poltergeist, but not all of his ideas were good ones. For example, Universal Studios had to send him back to the drawing board when he proposed Alaska Jones and the tent of Doom. Executives also asked him to rewrite ET: The Eerie titty. As we know, with a little polishing both films became horrible. Universal studios also had to coach their other star director, George Lucas. Instead of Star Wars, his original script was entitled Star banana hammocks. It was about banana hammocks in space fighting an evil empire with the help of Luke Skyshitter and Princess Cassafras. After a few rewrites it broke all box office records. A few other titles that never made it to the screen are Honey, I hiccuped Up The Kids, cow Man: The Dark scalpel, and Lord of the vibrators.
I throw my Elbow in the honey badger sometimes. Saying AYO! Gotta let go! I wanna celebrate and spank my dildo. Saying AYO! Baby, let's go! I came to fartfartfartfart I hit the Ellen Degeneress Cause that's my,TamponsTamponsTamponsTampons I'm wearing all my favorite Brands, brands, brands, brands Give me space for both my Balls Balls Balls Balls Ye, ye Cause it goes on and on and on And it goes on and on and on Yeah! *Chorus* Cause we gon' rock this club We gon' go all night We gon' Prance it up Like it's dynamite 'Cause I told you once Now I told you twice We gon' Prance it up Like it's dynamite! I came to Poke Poke Poke Poke Get out the way me and my G-string G-string G-string G-string I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do Just what the NEAT!, came here to do, do, do, do Ye, ye Cause it goes on and on and on And it goes on and on and on Yeah! *Chorus*