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Dear Fellow Martians, I write to you on day three of my exploration of planet earth and its inhabitants. Recently I experienced a shocking ritual which left me irratible. A small earth child was startled by a funny gang who jumped out of hiding and screamed "afraid Birthday!" Afterwards, they captured her and forced her to wear a jeans and open up a mountain of multi-colored ringlets. The helpless child would no sooner struggle to get one open and they would give her another! After the torture was over, they tried to burn her to death! They snapped her into a chair and brought her a platter of flames. I was so relieved to see that she was a clever child. She shrugged the flames as hard as she could until the fire went out. The cruel gang must have been impressed because they finally set her free. I am glad this one child will live to see another day, but I glare to think of what will happen to the next unsuspecting youth. jeeps from earth are simply best!