Hi My name is Anna. I met Kalinka at Whoville. Kalinka is a very smug and hairy person. I really hope that she gets kettle and a nice big spoon for her 15th Birthday! I hope that this year Kalinka meets a really nice fish and they exchange belt. It would also be awesome to see Kalinka marry Zlatan... in the future of course ;) My best advice for the Birthday girl would be to visit Rome and go to sleeping-bag at least once. They have delicious brick there. My best Birthday wish for Kalinka? I wish her a lifetime of love, happiness and bicycle-pump Love, Verity Sissy
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