There was this boy that i really liked. He was absolutely enormous. To my surpsrise, he wanted to poop with me! This was my lucky day. He picked me up at 8PM and took me to school. It spilled so restless! I knew this would happen! we sat down and flopped our bullies. They were wonderful. All of a sudden my smelly uncle came in and kicked. I was horrified! i tried to hide, but he saw me and said "This is who I am!". My crush never called me again.
I had a crush on a guy named Phil so I tried to get to know him better but we ended up as close friends but then he told me "Ivie we’ve been friends for a while and I wanted to know if you wanted to be my girlfriend" I said sure but on the inside I was jumping around like an idiot saying HECK YEAH! -skip to first date-we went to the zoo and watched the red panda until it spit on me (try getting alpaca spit out of your hair while trying to look attractive it doesn't work out too well) Then I had to comb green goo out of my hair in front of my new boyfriend so we decided to leave. Then we went to see a horror at the movies where he bought jelly beansand tried to share it with me to be romantic but it tasted like the placenta of a penguin so I accidentally spit it out on the old lady sitting next to me she was asleep but I was still embarrassed. After the movie he walked me home and we were about to kiss when he barfed into my cleavage and we found my dad hiding in the bushes. I hope the next date is better!