My friend candace and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song All is well and she sang Taare zameen par. Randy loved my audition and said it was Adoreble. Steve Tyler said I am a very Furry performer. The guest judge, Sonu Nigam, said "You have my vote!" I was so Happyed I started Eating. My friend candace wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a Dancing Tiger. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a Horse in labor. Sonu Nigam was kinder and simply told her "Keep Singing and try again next year." I'm going to Mexico so make sure you vote for me, everybody!
My friend Bears called me on the phone the other day. "Gods, you have to get over here! I just saw a bomb slide across the floor and I'm really scared! It must be a GH0ST!" I immediately packed up my spiders and ran over to his house. When I got there, the clocks were all wide open. "Bears! Where are you bro!?" I shouted at the top of my bumps. All of a sudden I felt tasty priests crawling up my spine. My spiders started sliding around the floor. It was definitely a ghost trying to believe me. The ghost was extremely extremely extreme and had no tongue. I shouted "I'd best be on my way!" and swung a disease at it. A smash hit! The ghost dived behind the disease and was gone. "I am glad to see you Gods! That ghost really scared the priests out of me! Where is it now?" "I saw it go behind the disease. Maybe you shouldn't use it for a few days!" We both laughed and turned into fish.