One sunny day Alice was at carrot Park reading the most unbelievable book ever written when she noticed a white zebra dressed in a running in a panic. Alice quickly followed him and fell all the way down a zebra hole; at the bottom she ate a taco pie which made her so small she was able to have a conversation with a goldfish that smoked a pipe, a sun flower that could sneeze and a lizard named Jason who burped houses. The worst part was after she ate a candy and grew larger and was chased around by the Queen of cigarettes who kept screaming "Off with her booty!"

Once there was a(n) sock that was very Furry and Creepy.It didn't like hugging at all. If it even heard the word run it would kick and scream for two hours!There was a booger that lived next to it.The sock didn't like him.He wanted badly to Smell that booger!!One day, he couldn't stand it anymore. He busted down the door and Smelled the booger. THE END.