Sermon On The Mount
by amboy
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Category: Goofy

annoying


i was licking down the sex shop and my annoying pregnant 2 year old daughter came and sucked. evry body thoughtWTF. He started babling about finding nemo. I couldnt stand him. i took some pee and poured it in his ass. he farted in the my bed! Every body stared. in the house, he droped my phone and ruined it. i charged to him. he ran and scam wtf. he fell in the pool and he didnt know to swim. imy mom came to save him. he ended in a/an giraffes cage. it started to suck him. it was so creepy. then i went to brians house and there it ended.

Category: Holidays
The Golden Banana

One day, Josh and I decided to go to the Golden Banana, the Coolest pizza joint in the whole year. At the Golden Banana you can shit weed and pour hot tobacco spit all over your butthole and then have a groundhog hump you right in the dick. Also, it is very common to see Rihanna there getting his vagina crapped by Sam!