Sermon On The Mount
by amboy
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Category: Dating

Blind Date

The night was hott and steamy. Luckily, my blind date showed up right on time - he looked like a cowardly candied violet and smelled like a book. Things went slowly for a while, but then it started getting gooey. 6 minutes in, he started picking at his tooth and asking if I wanted to boil it. I, of course, was devoured, because that is my favorite activity! Towards the end of the date he grabbed off my tunic. He was like a wild wild boar. Overall, I felt the date went very angrily and after at least 26 more dates, we might finally cut together in bed!

Category: Super Hero
Superman Vs. ____

Superman was convinced by Kat Lane to participate in a fashion show to raise funds for blind Gamblers. While strutting down the cat walk, he spotted his arch nemesis, Sammy Luthor. "Get off the stage, Super Pacaderm," Sammy Luthor yelled across the Sky Scraper. Superman was angry but continued with the show. Superman was showing off his Lio Wang designer cape when Sammy yelled "I thought I was coming to a Human show, not a gay parade!" Superman fly into the audience, grabbed the Crazy villian by the neck and told him, "It's one thing to insult me, but when you insult gay people, like Demi Moore, you've gone too far." Superman flew Sammy Luthor to the catwalk, and the crowd laughed at his cheap Goodwill suit and his Salvation Army tie.