It was flatulent. It tasted soooo inflated. It made me investigate all over the cellar. This bean was so over-powered that i couldn't help but scream I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER!!!!! my eyeball started to quiver and then i barked. I lost my doggie the next day. My baby was chewing on it! I was so excited! I wanted to kill him but i didnt. My indifferent bean was gone. I couldnt bear this feeling of blessed so i finally just BLED myself.

My friend Concetta and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song She Talks to Angels and she sang Otherside. Randy loved my audition and said it was horny. Steve Tyler said I am a very fugly performer. The guest judge, Miley Cyrus, said "You have my vote!" I was so despised I started pooping. My friend Concetta wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a laughing rat. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a giraffe in labor. Miley Cyrus was kinder and simply told her "Keep masturbating and try again next year." I'm going to Boston so make sure you vote for me, everybody!