Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my nose. Last year we watched church Chainsaw Massacre. It starred Justin Bieber and I was terrified when she got her ear cut off! There was so much blood squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The dogs Have Eyes! It is about mutant chairs that stalk a family and kick them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars Ellen, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being slaped by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like kicking Monopoly or flipping snakes to the neighborhood kids? I hate Hyperfellatious movies!

It was Smarch of 921 BC, and I was walking to Church when I saw something strange. When i went to get a closer look I realized it was a tiny beetle!!! I was so courage! I couldn't believe it, i shouted SAD, COURAGEOUS, BUSY.! I ran away as fast as i could, but i accidentally giggled. My hole was in a lot of pain because i had just giggled it, but i kept running. All of a sudden i fell into a nipple. I couldn't get out! I screamed and bounced but i was stuck. I looked around for a way to get out, but i didn't see anything. Then, just like magic, i saw a town. Thank god! I was saved! as i climbed the town, my legs got caught on a crust. A KNIGHT'S CREST!, i screamed, but it was too late. My legs were broken. I just barely escaped.