I can't believe that George Zimmerman actually asked Michele Bachman to the upcoming school dance. Even more amazing is that she said "yes"! Everyone will be shocked when they arrive together. She is going to wear a green dress and he will wear a black suit with a green tie. We are double dating. Me and Jared will meet them at the dance. I hope Mr. Gilroy isn't at the dance. I hate that bulgingpenis! Afterwards we are going to Rick Santorum's house for a party because his parents are away on vacation. His band, The shooting dildos will perform all of our favorite songs, and his older sister bought a case of semen for us to drink. I wonder if George Zimmerman will make out with Michele Bachman at the party. That would be so hairy!

You were on your way home from Allison's House, walking down the Gigantic streets in hopes to catch your favorite show, Make it or Break It! When you get home, you tug off your boots and Underwear. You run into your bedroom, to see a silky, soft, bright stranger laying in your bed! SCREW you're Tv show! There's a f u c k i n g Gross ass man lying in your bed. He just gave you a creepy little wink ( ;) ) and continued to beautiful in your sheets. Surely enough you had to go get your Num Chucks and Beat him right in the a s s! He bled and bled on your sheets, and you realized it was a Bad idea! In pain, he explained to you that it was a prank, and he was a Enemy of your Aunt Lori's. Uh oh.. In his last dying words he said, ""I Love you.""