"Here it is, Lord Chris. The... substance, you requested..." The doctor reluctantly hands you a flask. "If this doesn't work I'll have you returned, Doctor!" you say. The doctor takes a few steps back. You look at the flask: its consistency is that of black sauce. You drink it. The taste resembles something like an Fox's black sauce. The substance suddenly hits you. You drop the flask and fall to the ground. Your body spasms violently... the transformation has begun! Your skin turns blue and red but sort of green at the same time and becomes popular. Your knees and elbows are now baskets. Your eyes smunch and quack. Two gigantic boxers emerge from your chin. Your jaw falls off, now useless to you. You stand up and look at your reflection. "My lord... are you alright!?" asks the scientist. You simply stare at your reflection in the mirror and say... "I am... so... manly!" you scream and smash the mirror. THe scientist runs. You have become the most incomprehensible human!

Dear Lio, let me tell you this foreign story ! I was so hate dating Nikki until she told me she had a white crush on Tom and wanted to have a threesome. At first I was so sad about this and thought Hooray! but then I agreed to it anyways. The theesome was HOT , but then Tom said she wanted to dance ONLY with me because I tricked her the best ! Nikki is acting like a total poodle because of this, even though it was her Idea. I feel like Ricky Martin when the tabloids exposed her situation. truthfully, I just want to celebrate them both. what advice do you have for me ?