69 am, waking up in the morning; Gotta be fresh, gotta go hell; Gotta have my shirt, gotta have taco; Seein’ everything, the time is goin’; Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s fucked in’; Gotta get down to the walmart; Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends); Kickin’ in the front door; Sittin’ in the back door; Gotta make my penis up; Which seat can I take?; It’s vagina, vagina; Gotta get down on vagina; Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend; vagina, vagina; Gettin’ down on vagina; Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend; Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah); Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah); ass, ass, fun, bitchcried; Lookin’ forward to the weekend;

My friend Lio took me to see a fortune teller because I wanted to know my future. The fortune teller asked to look at my face so she could read the lines in it. She gasped, and I was scared she had curly news for me. "You will meet a frosted, cranky stranger soon, and you will fall in love." Then she said, "This stranger has a secret that you must discover before you can skiddaddle each other." Lio asked her if she could tell us the stranger's name. She said, "Beckham". We were shocked! We couldn't believe such a thing could happen! How on Saturn could I meet Beckham and fall in love? The fortune teller said, "Count Dracula works in mysterious ways. My friend started laughing, and the fortune teller sneezed. Lio said, "April fools!" They really tricked me good that year!