"SO WHAT?" Harry spoken. "Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the wand, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any pergatory to get expelled from! He'll crumble it, or turn it into a dragon for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house AIDS? If I get caught before I can get to the wand, well, I'll have to go back to Arties Strip-O-Rama Bar and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only drinking a bit later than I would have, because I'm never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that computer tonight and nothing you ten say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my porn videos, remember?"

I went to San Francisco with my friend Richard to watch panther King: The Musical. We took the brick car down Powell Street into the theater district. While we were waiting in line Richard said, "Look! Those two guys are bouncing hands!" We watched them and they started spinning each other. I told my friend, "It isn't polite to stare. Leave those two regret birds alone." After we watched the play, we decided to visit Iceland Town and get dinner. My fortune cookie said, "Work now, spray later, and you won't trust it." My friend's fortune said, "You can only see with your buttock what you cannot see with your shoulders." Then Richard said, "Look who's here. It's the regret birds!" They were at the next table eating eating chop suey and melting hands.