Once upon a time, there was an accident prone lady named Anna Banana. She loved to dance Vodka and Cranberry Juice. After she got drunk, inevitably she would slurp over the couch and break her forehead. Then, she would drunkenly vomit her cat in the back. When she realized what she'd done, she would shout OMG! and pass out head-first in the bed. The next day she would feel like a cell phone and vomit six times on her bath robe. Damn, she reminds me of Cher.
I can't believe that ethan actually asked dalilah to the upcoming school dance. Even more amazing is that she said "yes"! Everyone will be shocked when they arrive together. She is going to wear a white/black dress and he will wear a black suit with a white/black tie. We are double dating. Me and gavin will meet them at the dance. I hope ms.neira isn't at the dance. I hate that funnysing! Afterwards we are going to jaylin's house for a party because his parents are away on vacation. His band, The singing books will perform all of our favorite songs, and his older sister bought a case of soda for us to drink. I wonder if ethan will make out with dalilah at the party. That would be so happy!