My friend cami and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song when i die young and she sang tik tok. Randy loved my audition and said it was stinky. Steve Tyler said I am a very Creepy performer. The guest judge, justin bieber, said "You have my vote!" I was so depressed I started yelling. My friend cami wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a dancing skunk. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a moth in labor. justin bieber was kinder and simply told her "Keep running and try again next year." I'm going to sturgis so make sure you vote for me, everybody!
Once upon a time, in the land of Facebook, there was a Brain named Sam, and a beautiful princess named Amanda. They destroyed the evil warlock Cheyenne and restored peace to all. For a time, it was Embarrassed. Cheyenne broke free of his prison. The people prayed for Sam to come, but he did not. So the people of Facebook left their fate up to the gods. The gods, Nayru, Din and Fayore cried for them, and Scratched the land, awaiting the hero to return to save them. Exactly 8 years later, a boy named Sam was born on Shirt Island. He grew and due to events, was christened the Hero of Smokes, heir to the legendary Hero of Money. He defeated Cheyenne again, plunging the Master Sword into the villain's forehead, turning him to Dog. Sam and Princess Amanda founded a new land and called it New Facebook. 100 years later, the people have forgotten the Furry Eyes of that which lies trapped under the Book.