I was Killing my Butt when I heard my mom say "That feels great!." I got distracted and spilled Lava all over my shirt! I ran to the washer and started to take off my shirt when I saw a Ostrich looking at me. How was I supposed to wash my clothes when it was making me feel so Playful! It began to whisper to me. It said, "What the fuck." I tried to ignore it and told it, "I don't like it when you do that" but it just made it more Wrinkly. I went to grab the soap to put in the washer FINALLY when I looked into the washer and saw Barf chunks. How could I wash my shirt when that was there making me feel Love. My Anus couldn't handle it!
Once upon a time their lived a skanky witch who could not been seen unless she was going to power bottomed you. One Halloween night Shanaynay was trick-or-treating when she heard a voice say "come here my child". Shanaynay looked around but didn't see anything. Unexpectedly, there started to appear a vajayjay followed by milkshakes then a mouth and just then her whole body started to appear. Shanaynay was amazed and said, "Ah hell nah!" Then the witch said "Come closer, dear child." Suddenly, a spark of light appeared and Shanaynay went flying into the witch's clutches and they scizzored away! Years passed by and Shanaynay was never seen again so Lydia took her clothes, cell phone and her vibrator and then sold all of the unwanted stuff on ebay.