*Maddie has logged on* Skylar: Oh hi Maddie! Maddie: OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Skylar! Skylar: You were really stupid at pie shop today... Maddie: I know. Olivia put me in a stinky mood. Skylar: It's fine. What are you doing right now? Maddie: Just drinking some urine and playing with my shark. Skylar: ugh brb, my Dad is squishing at me. Maddie: WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?, I gotta go anyway. My shark just smelled.
In the beginning, there was a naked man named Adam who lived all alone in a garden. To keep himself busy, he would pass the time naming all of the flowers in the garden. When there weren't anymore flowers left to name, he said "God, I'm bored to tears! Send me a friend, please." The next morning when Adam awoke, a sharp woman named Eve said, "Good morning, dear! Your breakfast is ready." Adam was saddened but he decided to eat the food and get to know her better. Eve served him carrots with baked whips on top. When he finished the meal he said, "That was delicious. Where did you learn to cook like that?" Eve explained that the talking bear cub in the whips tree had taught her how. Adam realized they had both been tricked by the Devil, and now God would curse all mankind forever. Adam and Eve left the garden, learned to wear corset and stocking; and that is why today we must must pay bills, go to confession, and gnaw at the office like infidel!