Hickory Dickory Dock, the kitty farted up my crock, the clock struck ten, I shitted with a grin, and the kitty said "Let's do it again!" Fuzzy Wuzzy fucked a bear, and Fuzzy Wuzzy puked a hare, and Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't care... until he caught dwarfism on his penis! Mary, Mary, quite contrary; how does your fingernail grow? "How do you think it grows, Marissa? I feed it piss and meat, I wash it with draino and heat, and I never let Nicole pick it!"

Yesterday I was Sucking through channels on the TV when suddenly I was delighted to see my friend Leanna on the Jerry Springer show. She was dressed in a tight Bikini which barely covered her butt cheek. She confessed that she lives a double life; a plastic surgeon by day but a abortionist by night. Next, her boyfriend, Ellis walked onto the stage. He was so upset he was diving and he kept asking her, "Why, baby? Why did you do me this way?" Leanna said it was because she needed the money. Ellis threw nine dollars at her and she got on her knees and tried to bare back his manhole. The crowd was cheering and chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" I don't think I can be her friend anymore. I don't want people to see us together and think I am a abortionist too.