"Oh, isn't jeff so stinky?" gezelle asked her friend. "yes!" Her friend, kaila replied. I wish I could--" gezelle was interrupted by dylan! He asked if she wanted to lick him! gezelle said of course! gezelle loved him. gezelle and dylan had the time of their smokes at the mall!They licked and hugged. It was a/n creepy day for them!
Once there was a princess named Applejack. When she was born, Twilight Sparkle, placed a terrible curse upon her which predicted she would jump her finger upon a licking wheel and die on her sixteenth birthday. Her father, Magic Wand, locked her inside on her sixteenth birthday, but Trixie and Spike helped her sneak out. They went to a club called The licking Wheel and they danced, died and drank wine until midnight. Applejack got so drunk she passed out! Her friends drove her home and her dad thought she was dead. He ordered Spike to kiss her and break the curse. When their lips touched, she woke up with a mouth ache and a hang over. The moral of the story is: ignore people who curse you because your friends will get you into enough trouble as it is!