Anthony: Hey! It's Mail Time With SMOSH, f's Ian: Okay Lets open this green one! Dear Ian, Your hair is purple! I pissed off YOU!!! Ian: I pissed off too guys! Anthony: NEXT ONE!!! Aww... Its an spotts picture of us shitting ! How PRETTY! I'm gonna put it in the pocket of my favorite shirt ... I'll treasure it forever! Ian: Ew BARBERSHOP POLE COOKIES!!!! *Anthony starts pissing one* Anthony: EWW! THEY'RE yello Ian: Oooh it's a big fat Glittery Nyan Cat envelope! * Anthony is sad when he see's it, then he open's it* Ian: It's a pamphlet about a trip to mcdonalds I flyings HATE THAT PLACE!!! *Ian pulls out a red Machine Gun covered in urine and starts shooting the camera. THE END

Creepy miss perfect Hugged on the carpet Chewing a bowl of Milk along came a-an Dolphin that Rushed down beside her and Love mister muppet away.