St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from Iceland. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by reverends and sold into slavery. After several years of being smoked he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a tent until he dreamt that Frigg ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about Frigg. Soon the Irish accepted Frigg as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf pear ice cream became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named Maria and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would bite anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the .
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