Hickory Dickory Dock, the kitty farted up my crock, the clock struck ten, I shitted with a grin, and the kitty said "Let's do it again!" Fuzzy Wuzzy fucked a bear, and Fuzzy Wuzzy puked a hare, and Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't care... until he caught dwarfism on his penis! Mary, Mary, quite contrary; how does your fingernail grow? "How do you think it grows, Marissa? I feed it piss and meat, I wash it with draino and heat, and I never let Nicole pick it!"
My friend candace and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song All is well and she sang Taare zameen par. Randy loved my audition and said it was Adoreble. Steve Tyler said I am a very Furry performer. The guest judge, Sonu Nigam, said "You have my vote!" I was so Happyed I started Eating. My friend candace wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a Dancing Tiger. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a Horse in labor. Sonu Nigam was kinder and simply told her "Keep Singing and try again next year." I'm going to Mexico so make sure you vote for me, everybody!