Q.How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A.There's bob all over the screen. Q.How many blonde jokes are there? A. Just 123456789. The rest are all true stories. Q.A woman got locked in a Mushy store and died. How did they know she was blonde? A.Because she pooed to death. Q.What are the ten best years of a blonde's life? A.third grade. Q.How do you confuse a blonde? A.You put her in a round room and tell her to pee in a corner. Q.How long did it take the blonde to watch the show Sixty Minutes? A.90210 hours. Q.Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, "Look at that Dolphin with one Eye. The other blonde covers one Eye and says, "Where?"

It was the last day of school and there were tons of Panda. We were supposed to be going to the zoo, but i guess they brought it to us. I was really Jealousy and sonali my friend wouldnt stop Smelling me! Then all of a sudden the Whale Started to eat all of the teachers papers! The Lion even tried to eat Mrs.Pipes Bikini. This all was happening when Leonardo Dicaprio burst throught the class room door and swept our teacher off her feet! This was extreamly odd because nikhitathen they strated to dance with each other. My friends were laughing so hard! By the time they were done danceing the bell rang! And then that day was over! what a Ashamed last day of school!