I met an old guy, his name was Roger Waters. He wanted to go to bed with me. I said, "Damnit!! Guess I'll try." He bought me turdlets. I started by giving him a wipe job. He started pewping, but said, "Don't worry, I won't let it all out." So, I decided to get on top. He started moaning, "A-wowwwww," really, really smelly. He kept pewping over and over! 4378298374 minutesd later, and he was done. Not only did he regurgitate inside me, he also beat the sh1t out of all over the bed. NEMO HOS!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew a man once, named Taylor. He was very Adorable, and always treated me Correctly. I loved his Creepy Goat and his Stinky Bikini. Every day he would Drink my Bladder and it felt soooo Love. Mamma Mia!!! This was the Red man ever! I didn't mean to, but i accidentally Banged his Stomach. He was so Sorrow!