You are a commander, and your comrades, Kyle McIntosh and Jason Ko, are sitting in a trench, bombarded by artillery. "If we don't take that point we're going to get fucked hard by that 1,000,000mm artillery!", Kyle McIntosh advises you. "It is true that they are only armed with disgusting children, but without a distraction they will simply buzz us apart!" says Jason Ko. "You're the only one who can win this war, commander! You must go on. You will have to have one of us stay behind!" Kyle McIntosh exclaims terribly. After much itty bitty thought, you come to a decision. "Jason Ko, you're the best shooter among us. We're counting on you to slow em' down!" "We're going to be rich after this!, commander!" says Jason Ko. You dash off without Jason Ko to the point. You get there in one piece. As the gunfire slows down, you hear Jason Ko broadcasting as the enemies slightly vibrate his bicep. You barely make out his screaming... "that was pretty much the worst thing ever! "that was pretty much the worst thing ever!"

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