My favorite childhood memory too place at my friend, Alex's birthday party. There were many children there who liked to skip and throw, so naturally, the party was held at England. After the games and activites, we gathered around the table and sang cold birthday to Alex. The cake was dirty! We ate the cake and then began to cough with each other. "OUCH!" I said, when Alex banged my knee. He/she was startled at my remark, so I apologized for being so angry. It was accepted, and we got back to singing. When I got home, I told my mom all about my time at the party. Then I went to my room, pulled down my vest, grabbed my nose, and began bleeding off.
charli woke up late Christmas Eve and found Santa wanking with toys in the living room. charli was angried because he didn't believe in Santa. "All these years when I licked on your lap I thought you were just an unemployed hobo but I never thought you were real!" Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho!" and then he wanked up the chimney from whence he came. charli opened all of the presents Santa had left and he was given a poo, a bottle of urine and a masturbating cat. There was also a letter from Santa that read, "Dear charli, this year you were very naughty so I figured you may enjoy rubbing yourself with these gifts until you sit on my ovary next year at your mums house."