The town of Boston was in trouble and there were only 2 Idiots that could save it: Nigg3r and his fast sidekick Mayor McCheese. They hopped into their Volkswagen Banana and went to the scene of the problem: Tokyo. Nigg3r used his abilities to shoot blood from his liver onto the evil villain, Tristan. Mayor McCheese helped by tapping on the sidewalk. Tristan was quite sad about getting blood on his suit, so he got Nigg3r back by dumping ratchet in his Volkswagen Banana. Nigg3r was angry. That car was given to him by his father, Tristan. He took Tristan by the shoulder blade and poured alkali down his throat until he died. Mayor McCheese pushed Tristan's wife. The End.
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