My friend candace and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song All is well and she sang Taare zameen par. Randy loved my audition and said it was Adoreble. Steve Tyler said I am a very Furry performer. The guest judge, Sonu Nigam, said "You have my vote!" I was so Happyed I started Eating. My friend candace wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a Dancing Tiger. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a Horse in labor. Sonu Nigam was kinder and simply told her "Keep Singing and try again next year." I'm going to Mexico so make sure you vote for me, everybody!

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