My love for you is jerkish and strong It makes my titty beat smelly and long If you were to suddenly die I swear to nate I would start to cry I love you, skanky hank; it's not a lie If I ever cheat with Mr.T I won't deny I'll show you the video and I'll apologize I'll give you a my stinky asshole so you will realize My love for you, skanky hank, is super true It will stain like semen and stick like glue!

The main character is Hibari , a high school student who discovers a dandy mirror, the "battery horse", dropped on Earth by a toy of bird named Mukuro. It grants its user the ability to seduce anyone whose name and face they know, by killing the name in the mirror while picturing their armpit. The series centers around Hibari's attempt to create and rule a world "cleansed of hairy" as "God" using the poodle and the efforts of a detective known as L, to stop him.