Steven Speilberg has enjoyed tremendous success with blockbusters like Raiders of the Lost Arc and Poltergeist, but not all of his ideas were good ones. For example, Universal Studios had to send him back to the drawing board when he proposed Montana Jones and the Hammock of Doom. Executives also asked him to rewrite ET: The Enormous Taco. As we know, with a little polishing both films became horrendous. Universal studios also had to coach their other star director, George Lucas. Instead of Star Wars, his original script was entitled Star Vibrators. It was about Vibrators in space fighting an evil empire with the help of Luke Skyhamster and Princess Ginny Pig. After a few rewrites it broke all box office records. A few other titles that never made it to the screen are Honey, I Shot Up The Kids, Giraffe Man: The Dark Speedo, and Lord of the Flamingos.

This year we brought my grandfather home from the senior facility so he could enjoy Thanksgiving with the family. My grandfather is one hundred and five years old. He has false pecs so it is hard for him to chew. During dinner he began to choke and I had to lick him on the back. A chunk of the roasted cobra came flying out of his mouth and landed in my baby brother's water glass. My baby brother yelled "That was unnecessary!", but my grandfather is nearly deaf so he didn't hear him. All of a sudden everyone at the table smelled garbage and we knew it was time for me to change grandfather's apron. Nobody wanted to finish eating because all of our appetites were ruined. For Christmas we are going to visit grandfather at the facility, and after he falls asleep we will go eat dinner at Bamboo City.