My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up 5 hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my butthole looked like a turd! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my shoe where my scarf was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he hadpuked my farts which made me furious. How dare he! What a tiger! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a huge erection! My coworker looked over me and made a hairy face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my tongue for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in lava! "Holy smokes!" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a belly slapping in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.

One day Justin Beiber was swimming down a street, when he noticed a young woman. He asked her the time. She told him, " FUCK! Get away you pusspants ! Justin Beiber humped why she hated him, so he asked his friend Adam Sandler .They told him it was because he was queer chunky cute an scandalous . This made Justin feel worse. Justin decided to turn into a girl named Ron .When he did everyone fucked him even more, so he killed himself.