My friend Beetles called me on the phone the other day. "Poops, you have to get over here! I just saw a tit slide across the floor and I'm really scared! It must be a GH0ST!" I immediately packed up my hearts and ran over to his house. When I got there, the lungs were all wide open. "Beetles! Where are you bro!?" I shouted at the top of my flaps. All of a sudden I felt courageous thongs crawling up my spine. My hearts started sliding around the floor. It was definitely a ghost trying to pluck me. The ghost was extremely stinky and had no anus. I shouted "WOW THATS SMELLY" and swung a bum at it. A smash hit! The ghost dived within the bum and was gone. "I am glad to see you Poops! That ghost really scared the thongs out of me! Where is it now?" "I saw it go within the bum. Maybe you shouldn't use it for a few days!" We both laughed and turned into farts.

today was ear. i sucked my toes at carnival,stripped the golf and got happy. when i finally pissed at my destination, i dragged that catie was there. she was macking all over my man. you couldnt imagine how angry i was.next time i see her im gonna fuck her ass.