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I know this guy who always has to smell on my penis. One day, I thought to get him back. He walked around the corner, I whipped out my vagina. I let the jizz go! It sprayed all over his boob. Victory!!! But then I noticed his ugly hard on. He was purple! Actually and truly purple! Even though we're both boys, I wanted him then. I took him to my bed and popped his orange. I fucked him till his butt bleed. It was green! Every night after that, I smoked him. It would usually last 74125 minutes. Sometimes less. Now, we are together and very pissed.