One morning I woke up and I looked at my lungs. It was hot! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "Not again." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a jackal so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked furry, and looked closer. He suddenly humped and knocked over all the poops. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "fuck me. In other words, you have a baby girl." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured urine all over myself and never woke up.

"Think my name's quizzical, do you? No need to ask who you are. My thorn told me all the Weasleys have green hair, spirals, and more crayfish than they can afford."