1. Poltergeist II: The Other Strap 2. Invaders From Naboo 3. My Little Anteater: The Movie 4. Sweet Deal 5. Ferris Bueller's Tool 6. Back To Jackson 7. The Ash Fork Project 8. Never Too Affectionate To Bang 9. Legal Hawks 10. The Karate Newbie, Part II 11. Ruthless Directors 12. Big Orgasm Party In Little Vietnam 13. Under The Boysenberry Moon
Steven Speilberg has enjoyed tremendous success with blockbusters like Raiders of the Lost Arc and Poltergeist, but not all of his ideas were good ones. For example, Universal Studios had to send him back to the drawing board when he proposed Texas Jones and the PAWS of Doom. Executives also asked him to rewrite ET: The electric tea. As we know, with a little polishing both films became sexyyyyy. Universal studios also had to coach their other star director, George Lucas. Instead of Star Wars, his original script was entitled Star squirrels. It was about squirrels in space fighting an evil empire with the help of Luke Skydancer and Princess Skittlez. After a few rewrites it broke all box office records. A few other titles that never made it to the screen are Honey, I triumphed Up The Kids, tiger Man: The Dark poop, and Lord of the unicorns.