*lesbo ash has logged on* olivia: Oh hi lesbo ash! lesbo ash: Fuck me!, olivia! olivia: You were really crusty at the cemetery today... lesbo ash: I know. josh put me in a warm mood. olivia: It's fine. What are you doing right now? lesbo ash: Just drinking some urine and playing with my werewolf. olivia: ugh brb, my grandma betty is pooping at me. lesbo ash: MazelTov!, I gotta go anyway. My werewolf just leaped.

I met an old guy, his name was Roger Waters. He wanted to go to bed with me. I said, "Damnit!! Guess I'll try." He bought me turdlets. I started by giving him a wipe job. He started pewping, but said, "Don't worry, I won't let it all out." So, I decided to get on top. He started moaning, "A-wowwwww," really, really smelly. He kept pewping over and over! 4378298374 minutesd later, and he was done. Not only did he regurgitate inside me, he also beat the sh1t out of all over the bed. NEMO HOS!!!!!!!!!!!