Wooldoor Sockbat: (trying to decipher Foolycooly's note) I don't get it Spanky, how do you "harmoniously do the cool whip" someone? Spanky Ham: Ok, but I'm only going to show you this one more time. *unzips his swimming trunks* Wooldoor Sockbat: Wait! I've got an idea. Maybe if we filled in the blanks with words other than "broken tooth" Foolycooly's note would make more sense! Spanky Ham: That's seductive, Wooldoor. Just seductive enough to do the cool whip.
I got onto the elevator. There were seventy other girls there, all very gross. I introduced myself, saying "your small!" and told them my name was Kitten. They stompped at me and showed me their underware. The ride was 16 hours long, but that was okay because I was having fun Yelling my Thumb. Finally the elevator doors opened and we were finally at Island. I looked at the girls, and shouted, "Shazam." They Knocked their Ladybugs and cried back, "WTF." I gave them some Gasoline as a thank you gift and headed off on my way.