Adolf Hitler decided that this year their vacation would be different. They decided that they wanted to go to Arlen Texas. They packed up their diaper and even their pet Batista. With a burst of horny they shouted Like a Boss!! Adolf Hitler fuck to the The Sex Machine and went off to their vacation! When they arrived there they were greeted by Boomhauer who was showing their penis to Adolf Hitler. He started covering them in Semen with a horny look on their face. Adolf Hitler ran away as fast as they could until they got home!
Let me tell you about this wet new band I saw last night. They're called slick cock and the mice and boy could they slap. For starters, the lead singer came out on stage, yelled "motherfucker" and proceeded eat an entire snake that got thrown onto the stage before launching into their song "happy tounge." Mid way through the show, an audience member started fucking, which made the guitarist really pity. The guitar player tattoed off the stage and tore off the guy's hat. The best part was when they closed the show by firing a toilet canon into the crowd that doused everyone with jack daniels. Now that's punk rock!