Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee went up the hill to meander a river of beer. Frodo took a sip, Pippin let one rip, and fire shot out of their rear! Little Merry Peep, loved wandering her sheep, she was such a naughty teen. One night she was drunk, she carried with a skunk, and now she has no spleen! Humpty Dumpty drank ent water on the wall, The fool was so drunk he had a great fall, Frodo and Legolas and Faramir too All said, "Hell no! I ain't fixing that fool!" Patty cake, patty cake, disastrous man, What are you crying there in that pan?

One morning I woke up and I looked at my throat. It was sexy! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "Jeepers." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a chameleon so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked fat, and looked closer. He suddenly crushed and knocked over all the pearls. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "Hallelujah. In other words, you have a Mado." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured birch beer all over myself and never woke up.