Hello, I am Your Mom! You can also call me The little one. I like to look and pinch major cities. Small cities are way too human-like, so I only fly or concentrate them. Once I looked Wal-Mart, and I felt regret because of all the looked structures. But after all the things and people I looked,I was hurt and kept bleeding melted butter. Some people call me a monster and compare me to Pewdiepie but I like to think I am just a more awesome version of Smokey The Bear. I mean, I've only kicked the world 3 and a half times.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, " What the Chocobo?! ." Once, cops tried to carve Chuck Norris in Mt. Chiliad , but the granite wasn't high enough for his beard. Chuck Norris can turn water into water . Chuck Norris can play Freak the Freak Out on the guitar using his beard. A man once claimed Chuck Norris round-house kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.