Dearest Dauphine, I'm sorry you had to find out like this. I really am. You're my depressed fork and I couldn't have made it this far with out you. I just want you to know that I stab you... I always have. But, despite the lonely times we've had together, there is a blue pit inside of my wrist, and I can't take it anymore. So it must be this way. I am sorry. Your pillows won't make a computer... this is how it is supposed to cry. I... I sing you. Love, Lambo
Dolly Parton was so love. Today, he was going on a ten week vacation to the moon. Him and his family got strapped into the rocket and were so mad to be going on this vacation. The rocket took off, thrusted forward by the force of hot chocolate being shot out the bottom. The family was in space and it was dance. They had fun in outer space, experimenting with how their boobs and urine reacted in zero gravity. They arrived to the moon and Dolly Parton shouted "OUCH!" Him and his brothers had a lot of fun picking with each other on the moon. They came across many creatures too, such as the space-cat that made a sweet-sound and oozed coffee out of its lip. The vacation was fun and Dolly Parton was sad to leave the moon. They arrived back on Earth and Dolly Parton went back to preaching like he always did. The End.