It was time for JJ to get ****ed. He was spooked and so was his partner, Alex. They found a romantic spot: a L.A. in their town. It was perfect. They began to kiss and shit, until they were ready. JJ was about to stick it in, but missed and accidentally got it in Alex's face. Alex was bored, but they continued. They ****ed for about 4 hour, until finally they both climaxed and there was stuff all over the place. They cleaned it up with some balls they found nearby. Then, JJ realized they forgot to use a condom. "Yeehaw!!" he told her, "we didn't use protection!" Alex didn't know how to react and 26 weeks later got a disease called Mad Cow Disease. Both of them died. The End.
charli woke up late Christmas Eve and found Santa wanking with toys in the living room. charli was angried because he didn't believe in Santa. "All these years when I licked on your lap I thought you were just an unemployed hobo but I never thought you were real!" Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho!" and then he wanked up the chimney from whence he came. charli opened all of the presents Santa had left and he was given a poo, a bottle of urine and a masturbating cat. There was also a letter from Santa that read, "Dear charli, this year you were very naughty so I figured you may enjoy rubbing yourself with these gifts until you sit on my ovary next year at your mums house."