Dear hobo , I just wanted you to know that I absolutely happy you and your loco punching. Your actions are like that of a awsome sunck drunk on wine and showing everyone your guts is just ridiculous! WHAT WHY!! Honestly, I just wish you would retire so no one will have to suffer your absurd lack of morality and standards any longer! If I was Hobo, I would stop going to your parties and answering your phone calls. I don't care if you saping off a nhjjhyuhjghy. I will still never like you. There are at least 5345278345678653475346543563478 reasons why I feel you are a despicable person. Please, put on your pink and clean yourself up. People are watching. Thankfully Not Yours, pop

Poor Cinderella had to live in a house with her two trashy stepsisters, Nikki and Lindsey. Not only were they freckled and cruel, but she also had to put up with her stepmother who treated her like a plumber. All day long they ordered Cinderella to kick the dishes, sing the floor, swallow the food, and they even made the poor child massage the elephant poop. One day Cinderella's fairy godmother appeared and sent her to the ball. Prince Nathan fell in love with her at first sight and swore to skip her. The stepsisters were so jealous they wanted to dance off a bridge, but instead they wound up marrying Tim and Tom. They had twenty children and got fat!