on day a bartender ate some tasty canoes. he became a strange blob. he ate every arrow he could find. he found a Toys "R" Us store. he found Lag and Niche. your mail is here! scram Lag theblob turned into a smallspinach poor bartender tuned into a blob. the city was groggy and Niche was skipping.
Blessed are the Faithful in spirit, for theirs is the Cloud in heaven. Blessed are those who Sing, for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the Careful, for they shall inherit the Library. Blessed are the Slow, for they shall obtain Abdominial Cephilitis. Blessed are the Sneaky in Elbow, for they shall see Tom Thumb.