My friend Alexis and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song Stand By Me by SHINee and she sang Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru. Randy loved my audition and said it was jumpy. Steve Tyler said I am a very lazy performer. The guest judge, Kyuhyun, said "You have my vote!" I was so so esited I started stomping. My friend Alexis wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a clapping tigers. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a bears in labor. Kyuhyun was kinder and simply told her "Keep roaring and try again next year." I'm going to Los Angeles so make sure you vote for me, everybody!
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