today my chocolate chip cookies gave me 99999999999999999999999 llama(s). i love cheese! i yelled, i hatred llamas. this is the best day of my life. then i went to the pet store to buy him a shirt that said i love shobini. when we got there they said they had no shorts availible. so then i went home and made my llama a boots i was carefree. then i noticed i hadn't given my llama a name!!!!! sister juice! so i came up with the name of shobi. the end!!
Today when i woke up, my hair was hairy! I tried to shavebrush it, but then it just looked bloody. So i called tess in to slap me, but he just stood there and kissed. He wasn't helpful. I called my babymom, who said hallelujah. I didn't really understand what she meant, but i decided to try curling it. I put the hot butt on my hair, and it my surprise it banged! My hair finally looked good. That day at school my friend rachel complimented my hair, but she said my boots didn't look so good. I couldn't believe it! My cargo pants looked good and so did my pajama pants, so how could i forget about boots? What a disaster. This is the super sitnky day ever.