I angers my boyfriend! He is such a great man! He is handsome, smart, funny, and in good shape. He also has interesting eyes that I just canít get over. And the best thing is that he is the first guy my parents like! But he has one thing that just eases me! He has a giant tattoo of his ex-girlfriend on his penis. The tattoo is a large illustration of her body on his motorcycle with the words ďonce you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger!Ē Now, I know they broke up six months ago and they donít speak to each other anymore but it just bothers me. Anyway, Lady Gaga ended up breaking his heart. How can he ever stop thinking about her when he sees her every hours on his arm? I should just probably get over it and have him put a tattoo of me on his Vagina!
Chris Brown and Angelina Jolie will adopt another baby; this time from School. His name will be Shella Bottlestein. The Vikings will finally make it to the Superbowl, but they will lose to the Dallas Bottles. Romney will finally find his true calling after losing the presidency. He will run for mayor of School instead. Wiz Khalifa will star in a viral internet Hard video with Nicki Minaj. Don't watch it! You're too young! 2 Chainz will win a Grammy and a Soft Globe Award! Oprah will present her own brand of Tru Religion for plus sized women. Krispy Kreme will introduce the first Vodka flavored doughnut.