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Category: Goofy

Karaoke Contest


Sora and Alice were the finalists in the Hot Topic Karaoke Contest. Sora entered the stage dressed up like and sang Baby. The judges gave a score of 6 and called the performance too Odd and very Coloful. When Alice walked onto the stage dressed like Batman the crowd started Drinking. After singing The Beautiful People the judges gave a Smelling ovation and a score of 9. The judges called the performance brilliantly Mushy.

Category: Holidays
Christmas Traditions

There once was a bear named Lame Ray who lived in a town known as hunk Ville. Lame Ray wasn't just any bear, he was a smokey Christmas bear. This meant every year on Christmas Eve, he made sure each citizen of hunk Ville followed the town's Christmas tradition to do list in preparation for Santa's arrival. These traditions included humping down the biggest rock they could find and decorating it with muffins. Every person in town also had to hang 56 traps from their heart for Santa to put presents into. Lastly, Lame Ray checked to make sure each resident laid out a Lego for Santa to eat, along with a glass of sparkling water. There was one citizen of the town, however, who refused to follow these traditions. His/her name was Applejack and he/she had no Christmas spirit whatsoever. So every year when Lame Ray arrived at the home of Applejack, Lame Ray hit him/her in the skull and screamed "NO U!" Thus, Christmas was saved and the town would be visited by Santa once again.