Funny stuff i got for ya keep reading gezelle.Well today i herd maddy said she likes nick.maddy denied it.Hahaha said kaila you like her/him he/she is tots ugly.Well ya but.Im sad said maddy.Meet me at the mc donolds the guy/girl he/she likes.Fine i like him/her.How angry she/he felt.Then he/she pee her/his pants 100000000000 times. Read more stories if u like my stories!:D
Miley Cyrus woke up late Christmas Eve and found Santa Breaking with toys in the living room. Miley Cyrus was Happyfied because he didn't believe in Santa. "All these years when I Twerked on your lap I thought you were just an unemployed Big Booty but I never thought you were real!" Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho!" and then he Twerked up the chimney from whence he came. Miley Cyrus opened all of the presents Santa had left and he was given a Slut, a bottle of Vodka and a Sexing Bitch. There was also a letter from Santa that read, "Dear Miley Cyrus, this year you were very naughty so I figured you may enjoy Twerking yourself with these gifts until you sit on my Booty next year at Strip Club."