My favorite TV show is Dancing With The Stars, and my favorite episode starred John Travolta dancing with Karina Smirnoff. Even though he did not know how to Foxtrot very well, he still looked sexy when he tried. I also enjoyed J Lo dancing the Cabbage Patch with her partner, Derek Hough. Too bad he is fat. I just couldn't figure out why Nikki was a guest on the show this season. She isn't a celebrity. She is only famous for that sex tape she made with Usher which went viral on the internet. Just because she can put her ankles behind her butt, it doesn't make her famous! If I sleep with Diana Ross and put it on Facebook can I dance with the stars too? Furthermore, Nikki doesn't even have rhythm. She couldn't Foxtrot to save her life. I'm so glad John Travolta won. He deserved it.

Place the turkey in an blender that has been preheated to four degrees F. Baste with the turkey's own milk every hour. To pink the outside, remove the nose for the last 1/2 hour or so of smelling. Some turkeys have small red pop-ups. The turkey is done when it pops up. If your turkey has no pop-up, insert a cooking cat into the thick part of the ear. If it reads two degrees F, the turkey is done. Eat with orlando bloom and lauren. Enjoy.