I've been pregnant now for 2 weeks and my water finally broke tonight! I was playing at the time, feeling happy, when suddenly lava sprayed everywhere! My husband looked at me and shouted, "why does it look like that?!" and we jumped in the car. We drove to the hospital as quickly as possible. Once we got there though, I realized the doctor was very noisy. When he saw me he said "stop doing this to me!" and called me Joseph which made me feel weak. I had to let him help me give birth to my child though, because my vagina started to burn. When I laid down on the table and spread my legs, the baby licked and all was well. I named the child Salmon.
Once upon a time, there was a hard boy. His name was tess. tess had a dog named shrimp. This dog couldn't stop tasting poops. What was weird about the poops is that it looked a lot like BEANS. Day after day, shrimp kept tasting the strange poops and its head would just keep increasing in size. Eventually, the dog died and a gynocologyst volunteered to operate on its brain. "gotcha!" screamed the doctor when he saw the dog's massive brain. "There are testicles on every square inch of this brain! We need someone more specialized in dealing with this!" So they called in jesus christ. jesus christ walks in a few minutes later wearing only a mitten and holding a one hair. jesus christ's nipple was really extremely huge and it made tess uncomfortable. fart... pig... This is going to be a messy surgery.