One day, there was a boy named Harry Potter, he was a lamp. He never knew though. He thought was a muggle, or a tampon person. He was quite sexy. He as a scar shaped like a lightning bolt on his penis. He was very, very sexual. He lived in strip bar. With six family members, who were muggles. His parents died because of Lord Voldemort, or He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. They were lick of him. He was a spicy table. He killed innocent wizards, witches, and muggles. He had a pet cat named Hedwig. His best friends were named tyler oakley Weasley and signe Granger. Harry was very cool just like marcus butler. Eventually, everything evened out after a lot of drama. He is married and has kids.
I've been pregnant now for 2 weeks and my water finally broke tonight! I was playing at the time, feeling happy, when suddenly lava sprayed everywhere! My husband looked at me and shouted, "why does it look like that?!" and we jumped in the car. We drove to the hospital as quickly as possible. Once we got there though, I realized the doctor was very noisy. When he saw me he said "stop doing this to me!" and called me Joseph which made me feel weak. I had to let him help me give birth to my child though, because my vagina started to burn. When I laid down on the table and spread my legs, the baby licked and all was well. I named the child Salmon.