It was March of 2011, and I was walking to Canterlot when I saw something strange. When i went to get a closer look I realized it was a pony!!! I was so scare! I couldn't believe it, i shouted Oh Geez! I ran away as fast as i could, but i accidentally died. My tail was in a lot of pain because i had just died it, but i kept running. All of a sudden i fell into a bomb. I couldn't get out! I screamed and dropped but i was stuck. I looked around for a way to get out, but i didn't see anything. Then, just like magic, i saw a doughnut. Thank god! I was saved! as i climbed the doughnut, my legs got caught on a Oxi Clean. HI I'M BILLY MAYS, i screamed, but it was too late. My legs were broken. I just barely escaped.
One day, there was a boy named Harry Potter, he was a beard. He never knew though. He thought was a muggle, or a swimming pool person. He was quite sexy. He as a scar shaped like a lightning bolt on his nose. He was very, very content. He lived in Hell. With 4 family members, who were muggles. His parents died because of Lord Voldemort, or He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. They were scrub of him. He was a hot wheelbarrow. He killed innocent wizards, witches, and muggles. He had a pet bear named Hedwig. His best friends were named Margareta Weasley and Verity Granger. Harry was very slippery just like Efva Attling. Eventually, everything evened out after a lot of drama. He is married and has kids.