One regret day my boyfriend a umpa lumpa and I were sitting on the couch watchnig TV. Maybe we should do something fun Smokey The Bear said. Like what? I said. I'll show you Tinky Winky said. Willy Wonka took my clothes off and ripped his of and held me close and we ate me and we began a night of fun
One day you and your friend, Debbie go on a trip to Glitter Porn Company and decide to stop for some Snail Brain to eat. Then after you finish your food you start seeing weird Chupracabra you look over to Debbie and see that he/she has disappeared! You look and see a goat, he tells you to Eating his Hot Nipple you say " FUN " And now you must Exterminate or you will suffer from Depressed Elephantitis !