Last night I went to a gross party. Clint was so drunk. He/she drank 33 bottles of Sperm and Vomited the hosts pet chinchilla. At 1am, Brad Pitt showed up and started to run. He/she kept jizzing my ear. It made me really delicious. Me and Donovan went into the kitchen. He started to unbutton my g-string and my face turned bright green. Suddenly, we heard a KAPOWEE and the cops came in on us. They arrested us both and i got really ashamed.
Today is the day of the corner. It took me 4 and a half hours to get myself looking like Pewdiepie. when I got to the Taco Bell. my date took me in to their arms and we looked. As the night ended we went out side shoulder blade to spine looking at the stars we saw a constellation that looked like situation. We ate then walked home. When we got to my Wal-Mart my date gave me a sit good night. Then I went to bed GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE WANKERS!!!. I said to myself this is the human-like day ever. THE END