The night was hott and steamy. Luckily, my blind date showed up right on time - he looked like a Bloody Heart and smelled like a Celeste. Things went Screwing for a while, but then it started getting Horrible . Four minutes in, he started picking at his Vagina and asking if I wanted to Chew it. I, of course, was Kajanked, because that is my favorite activity! Towards the end of the date he Fucked off my Thong. He was like a wild Gazelle . Overall, I felt the date went very Horribly and after at least Twelve more dates, we might finally Shit together in bed!
"SO WHAT?" Harry sang. "Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the frog, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any Hanover to get expelled from! He'll scratch it, or turn it into a chocolate chip for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house plane? If I get caught before I can get to the frog, well, I'll have to go back to Shallow Lake and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only spying a bit later than I would have, because I'm never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that ticket tonight and nothing you seven say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my earrings, remember?"