Dear Snoop Dogg, Today was my first day visiting Disneyland. I had so much fun! First, we took the Cadillac Snoop De Ville to ho Land and i rode the Haunted Dogg House. At the end of the ride a blunt is riding in the cart with you and waving at you in the mirror. I wasn't scared but my little sister was totally pimpslapp'd. Next we rode tha LBC Jones and the crack house of Doom. The special effects were amazing! My all time favorite ride was It's a pimped out World; although that jacked up as heyll song got stuck in my head. At the end of the day we took a photo with Mickey Doggystyle and Winnie The Gat. I made the photo into a post card so I could write to you. Next year you have to come with us. My homeboy said you could. We can ride paper stack Mountain together since my little sis is too scared!
One day Jesus decided to go on a thorny Mecca trip to coltzan's shrine. The main reason for this was to obtain the sandy blood of tits and drink it. If you drink it, you gain the ability to pray hawkward nails and spray delicious ejaculate in your own face and mouth. You can also sin your own eyelash and convince muhammad to do it with you. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!