Category: Music

00's #1 Hits part 6

1. Fuck Your Life 2. Single Doms (Put A/An Collar On It) 3. Just Cum 4. My St. Andrew's Cross Would Be Empty Without You 5. Crack A/An Whip 6. Poker Pussy 7. I Got A/An Butt Plug 8. Whatcha Fucking? 9. Empire State Of Ass

Category: Goofy
Day at Work

Today started off like any other normal hat I heped out of bed and had some cake for breakfast. Then, things went all downhill from there. I went to work at the the beach and a dolphin came up to me and said, '"Where can I find the cans of pee ?" We didn't have any left in stock so I told her, "Sorry mam, we have none left." To which she replied, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?' Then she stoped me and I said, "No," in a weird tone. She graved me and said, "I'M Selena gomez !" When my manager heard this, he actually fired me. What a stupid day at work.