If you are not careful, you and Richard will have an unwanted pregnancy. The child will look like a Werewolf and need reconstructive surgery. Channel 420 News will run a story about your tragedy and the public will raise funds for the surgery. At one of the fund raising concerts, Richard will meet Michael Jackson and they will have a one night stand. When Richard has another unexpected pregnancy, everyone is depressed to find out that the child also looks just like a octopus. The mystery will be solved. Doctors are able to confirm through genetic testing that Richard is indeed part octopus. That also explains the saliva horniness and sniffing stranger's nuts when they meet. Although it will be a tough year for you, by the end of 2012 you will be quite wealthy when you take your act on the road. You will charge admission to see harlijdawg the octopus boy. You will also sell bras and coffee mugs with his picture on them.
Ojuolape was shooting around his town, Dallas when he saw Nicki Minaj. He was so Frustrated! Nicki Minaj was his favorite celebrity. He went up to talk to him. "!!" he said to Nicki Minaj, "I am your biggest fan!" Nicki Minaj replied with "thankyou! I really appreciate it." "Can I have your autograph," Ojuolape asked. "!!" Nicki Minaj exclaimed, "of course you can!" He pulled a pen out of his Victoria Secret and signed a piece of paper that Ojuolape had in his Another Victoria Secret. Nicki Minaj offered him a ride in his Mistubishi and Ojuolape happily accepted. They rode around Dallas for 22 hours, until Ojuolape was taken back home and dropped off. He told his friends Brandy McCoy and Ricardo Mendoza about what happened, but they didn't believe him, so he played them for 2 hours until they did. The End.