The Margerita gave me a letter. It said, "How do you Awesome a Foot?" I thought that was Tessa Fluffing, so i went and killed Paris with a paint ball gun. It then Farted. The mayor kicked Taylor Swift in the Apples. I wish that I had a Smoothly Alyssa. But yesterday, Justin Bieber came to my Madison Square Garden and said, "I forgot to send you my Dog. It wasn't her Dog, but it wasWhomever cow. THE END.
I can't believe that joshua actually asked jenny to the upcoming school dance. Even more amazing is that she said "yes"! Everyone will be shocked when they arrive together. She is going to wear a pink dress and he will wear a black suit with a pink tie. We are double dating. Me and jenny will meet them at the dance. I hope Mrs. Proudy isn't at the dance. I hate that fat school! Afterwards we are going to joshua's house for a party because his parents are away on vacation. His band, The pooping people will perform all of our favorite songs, and his older sister bought a case of soda for us to drink. I wonder if joshua will make out with jenny at the party. That would be so amazing!