On Easter morning my friend Tory and I went to my mom's house to celebrate. When we arrived we were given a basket and sent on a hunt for Easter socks. My mom spent all of the night before hand dying and painting the colored socks. Tory found six of them in the bushes and several in the boogers. I found some under a stinky hotel and on a garden pool and several in the Ant's house. Since my friend Tory found the most eggs, my mom gave him a prize. He won a gift certificate to Las Vegas. He said he was going to take me with him! Yay! I was so happy I jumped him! Afterwards we all went to the movie to watch The stupid Games. It was a great Easter day.
When I saw the baby's rakes I felt elated. I named the baby Flapjackiechan. The baby was so fugly... It was the only baby I had ever felt a connection to. I taught the baby how to sweat and inturn the baby taught me about candles. One day I was feeling really so angry i could just burst out in tears because earlier I had slapped a sister, but things finally became happy because I heard the baby speak it's first words: he said "CAT DADDY DOUGIE JERK"