You were on your way home from a strip club, walking down the funny streets in hopes to catch your favorite show, The Golden Girls! When you get home, you tug off your boots and sweater. You run into your bedroom, to see a fluffy, dirty, disgusting stranger laying in your bed! SCREW you're Tv show! There's a f u c k i n g horny ass man lying in your bed. He just gave you a creepy little wink ( ;) ) and continued to stinky in your sheets. Surely enough you had to go get your fart gun and stinks him right in the a s s! He bled and bled on your sheets, and you realized it was a bad idea! In pain, he explained to you that it was a prank, and he was a enemy of your mother-in-law's. Uh oh.. In his last dying words he said, "Screw you, bitch!"

Once upon a time, in a Dollar Tree far away, there lived a princess named Snow White. The queen, named jordan, told her soldier to bring Snow White's butt to her in a box. The queen's magical couch warned queen jordan that Snow White would soon be the fairest in the Dollar Tree. Snow White fled into the woods and was welcomed by 24 running dwarfs. Snow White parked their cottage, danced their beds and runned their dinners. They were one happy family, until the magical chair told the queen where Snow White was hiding. genesis transformed into a hag and tricked Snow White into eating a poisonous pizza. When Snow White fell into a magical sleep the dwarfs put an ad on Match.Com for a Prince to rescue her. Prince ali arrived on a white cow and kissed Snow White. When she awoke, they went on a few dates, but things didn't work out. Snow White became Mormon and married all 24 of the dwarfs and lived happily ever after.