Category: Movies

Star Wars revised

1. Star Wars: Episode I - The Sweet Tool 2. Star Wars: Episode II - Strap Of The Bitches 3. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Newbies 4. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Drill 5. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Kicks Back 6. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Director

Category: Misc
Alien Abduction

One night my Sister from another mistah and I were driving when we saw a bright aqua nose in the sky. At first I thought it was a Lonley Airplane but I knew it couldn't be when a beam of light Slirpped out of it and that is the last thing we remember. Several hours later we awoke in our car on the side of the road and we had Puppies on our arms and Knights o' Round Table on our stomachs. Under hypnosis I remembered Purple colored creatures with big Nipples and they stuck a Nail in my Ovary. Although I used to be a skeptic I am now a believer in Mermaids!