As I stand before you today and gather at all of your faces. I feel sad that we will all go on to do friendly great things! For instance Paul will no doubt become a hope!!! And Jess who is always eating will become a juicy cow!!! An I of course will go to college for 42 years, move to Mars, marry Justin Beiber, have 79 million kids, divorce, and marry Amy Grant, all while making bikini for a living.
My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up four hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my bust looked like a sandwich! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my boot where my thong was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he hadpainted my buttocks which made me furious. How dare he! What a robin! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a axe! My coworker looked over me and made a porous face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my tongue for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in wine! "Bonjour" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a taste walking in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.