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Category: Drinks

drunken night


After a long night of drinking I woke up jump. I got out of my monkey searching for a bottle of green fizz only to find Marcia clapping a tiger! I screamed WHOA! and quickly danced MJ and removed my shirt. All of a sudden my collar bone started laughing uncontrollably, when JT came to my rescue in a vest and proceeded to smile.

Category: Movies
Rejected Movie Scripts

Steven Speilberg has enjoyed tremendous success with blockbusters like Raiders of the Lost Arc and Poltergeist, but not all of his ideas were good ones. For example, Universal Studios had to send him back to the drawing board when he proposed Montana Jones and the Hammock of Doom. Executives also asked him to rewrite ET: The Enormous Taco. As we know, with a little polishing both films became horrendous. Universal studios also had to coach their other star director, George Lucas. Instead of Star Wars, his original script was entitled Star Vibrators. It was about Vibrators in space fighting an evil empire with the help of Luke Skyhamster and Princess Ginny Pig. After a few rewrites it broke all box office records. A few other titles that never made it to the screen are Honey, I Shot Up The Kids, Giraffe Man: The Dark Speedo, and Lord of the Flamingos.