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Category: Goofy

car crash (CAUTION SWEARING)


So, today i was eating a salami while i was driving, and then this asian beaver smashed into my brand new toyota. well, i guess that's what you get for buying a condom car like a toyota. my Lio died in the crash. what a stupid lizard i am. and the worst part was they had to amputate my egg sack and my shoes fell of while i was chewing a cock.

Category: Celebrities
The Career of Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt began his acting career as a television star on the soap opera Sexy World and then later on 21 chewing Street. Brad's first big screen role was the film Thelma & Giovanna which launched his reputation as a sexy leading man. Soon afterwards he starred in the hit films A peanut butter Runs Through It, peaches Romance, and Interview With The Godzilla in which he played the supernatural lover of Tom Cruz. Brad was nominated for an Academy Award for his role in Legends of the chocolate bars and he met his future wife, Angelina Jolie, while starring with her in the film Mr. and Mrs. Tsypkin. Brad Pitt is still one of Hollywood's most appealing and hot actors and we look forward to many more films to come.