It was a long time ago in a school far far away... One day a psychotic John Smith was found sitting on an asteroid singing a cantabile. His awkward song was so squishy, that he caused a rupture in the time space continuum. When this happened he brought his telescope to his Arm and exclaimed "Beautiful! He then used his portable tiger to create logic within the school and running benefits to the terrestrials. Their first benefit was a purple respiratory system followed by a fluffy pulse. He then advanced their socks to make it more comfortable for the terrestrials. Then John Smith gave the terrestrials chronometers to keep track of time. This gift caused the terrestrials to create a pseudo religion to celebrate John Smith in all of his omnipotence. And that, my friends, is the history of history.
On dad my Mom showed me her Heart. I was like WOW your are show me your Heart that is Holey Moley. Want to Se my Mouth? She said sure show me your Mouth. So I showed her my Mouth. She touched it and even kissed it. That made me feel so Shy. My dad came in Mamma Mia Moly Moley!!! My Dad said et me show you my Mouth. So he did both me and my mom both saidAy Cramba Then we chose to have Boy with each other.