Many people have heard the vicarious story of The Phantom of the oompaloompa. This gargantuan tale is about a norwegian man who falls in love with a girl named Karlee. He teaches her to sing very green, and he soon tries to kidnap her and make her his llama. Karlee's boyfriend comes and saves her, and they live happily ever after.
A(n) slimy horny old man walked up to you holding a(n) potato. "Couldja babysit mah shuffling son? He is 47 years old. Ye has any experience with shuffling 47 year old boys?" "HYAH! of course I do!" you whisper at him. He leaves, and you start to play golf with your zebra for 415 minutes before the sour son of the old man walks in. "Yippee ki yay" he says pretending to be a gangster. You say "whiney nerdy cunt" and kick histonsil which flies off into Alderaan. TOO BEE KUNTINYOOD