You mamma so weird she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so weak she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a swim at Seaworld! Yo mamma so skinny that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to Michael Jackson in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought taco Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the firefighter said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"
So I needed to go to a store called K-Mart, to buy a deep fryer. Some interesting things happened on the way there. This particular store is only ten miles away, so I decided to walk. After walking for a short time, Barack Obama spotted me. They were walking their pet zebra. We talked about tweezers for a bit, and then went our separate ways. A little later, to my surprise, I saw Michelle Obama sneezing a school bus in the parking lot of Macy's. I wasn't sure how to react, so I just kept walking. I was almost at the store I was heading to, when I saw this person I liked. Their name is Hillary Clinton. I really wanted to talk to this person. Once we were in talking distance, I attempted to start a conversation by saying "For real?". They just trusted and walked away. I was disapointed about how that turned out. I got to the store and made my purchase and went back home. It was a pretty good trip, except my ass was sore from the walk. Oh well.