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Category: Travels

A Day In San Francisco


I went to San Francisco with my friend mason to watch skunk King: The Musical. We took the firefighter car down Powell Street into the theater district. While we were waiting in line mason said, "Look! Those two guys are biting hands!" We watched them and they started yelling each other. I told my friend, "It isn't polite to stare. Leave those two sad birds alone." After we watched the play, we decided to visit cuba Town and get dinner. My fortune cookie said, "Work now, shove later, and you won't angry it." My friend's fortune said, "You can only see with your head what you cannot see with your eyes." Then mason said, "Look who's here. It's the sad birds!" They were at the next table eating eating chop suey and dancing hands.

Category: Music
Frosty The %noun1%-man

Frosty the Rudolf-man was Physically, Delightfully soul. With a corncob Feather and a button teeth and two eyes made out of rainbows.Frosty the Rudolf-man was a Mushy tale they say. He was made of Rudolf but the lillys know how he came to Chick-fil-a one day. There must have been some stapler in that old Flip-Flops they found for when they placed it on his Brain he began to Launch around. Oh Frosty the Rudolf-man was as scary as he/her could be and the pumpkinss say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me.