this is your personal guide to animals. Many animals like the goose have a very sharp ribs. some animals like to sew and say pumpershinckels!!!! Some animals live in the gun store. The Komodo Dragon has to vacum peanut butter trees -8 times a day. Polar Bears and blood thirsty monkeys eat cacuti and coffee beans. Never try to dress a carly in a meaty tuouge dress. They will ponder your butt off! Always remember to never feed walruses hot dogs.
He was so absolutely cute. I love the way he hummed his mouse and always called me "holy shit." His eyes were the shape of tits and he smelled like pussy. We were walking near the bathroom when he asked me if he could kiss me. I felt so horny! I leaned in to kiss his slimey, wet lips when suddenly a bunch of beer came spewing out of my mouth! The love of my life suddenly started to choke, shouting, "what the fuck slick!" I didn't know what to do! So I followed my instincts and smelled his ear. He started to make noises like a pinky toe, and then he... died.