Category: Sports

BCS Champsionship Game

My favorite childhood memory too place at my friend, Brady's birthday party. There were many children there who liked to looking and run, so naturally, the party was held at north pole. After the games and activites, we gathered around the table and sang gross birthday to Brady. The cake was fury! We ate the cake and then began to talk with each other. "pow!" I said, when Brady peed my boti. He/she was startled at my remark, so I apologized for being so exited. It was accepted, and we got back to walking. When I got home, I told my mom all about my time at the party. Then I went to my room, pulled down my bikini, grabbed my bellyboton, and began fllipping pizza off.

Category: Female
The Sick-o In My Bedroom?

You were on your way home from Allison's House, walking down the Gigantic streets in hopes to catch your favorite show, Make it or Break It! When you get home, you tug off your boots and Underwear. You run into your bedroom, to see a silky, soft, bright stranger laying in your bed! SCREW you're Tv show! There's a f u c k i n g Gross ass man lying in your bed. He just gave you a creepy little wink ( ;) ) and continued to beautiful in your sheets. Surely enough you had to go get your Num Chucks and Beat him right in the a s s! He bled and bled on your sheets, and you realized it was a Bad idea! In pain, he explained to you that it was a prank, and he was a Enemy of your Aunt Lori's. Uh oh.. In his last dying words he said, ""I Love you.""