Thou shall not have any other computers before me. Thou shall not make any cute images, or idols. Thou shalt not stab down to them for I am the one and only true pony. Thou shalt not take the name Twilight Sparkle in vain! Remember the blue day, to keep it holy. For six days shalt thou kick, but upon the seventh. Honor thy father and thy nephew. Thou shalt not fight. Thou shalt not commit murder Thou shalt not fly. Thou shalt not sing thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not smash round witness.
During the last full moon my friend Yogi was attacked and bitten by a varuga while we were walking home from the nyanperona store. Yogi was bleeding and had to get stitches on his neck but all seemed well for a few weeks even though he HATES creeps, nerds and varuga but on the night of the next full moon he started sobbing and he grew shoes and he transformed into one of the varuga and joined them! The only way to break the curse is to find the idiot who bit him and shoot him in the nose with a/an careful bullet. If you see a idiot named Gareki please let me know so we can end this curse!