Category: Music

American Idol Audition

My friend Eudial and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song Love Bites (So Do I) and she sang Fire Woman. Randy loved my audition and said it was giddy. Steve Tyler said I am a very calm performer. The guest judge, Phil Harmonic, said "You have my vote!" I was so overjoyed I started kicking. My friend Eudial wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a screaming Dobermann. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a Welsh Corgi in labor. Phil Harmonic was kinder and simply told her "Keep fist-fucking and try again next year." I'm going to Chicago so make sure you vote for me, everybody!

Category: Music
Sorry For Party Rocking Part 5

I'm true to the table too, it's called Pee pong and I can't lose I got a bunch of sexy balls in the Up With Water on tap and a little bit of Steamy Bear oooo, Oh yeah we Run Garbage with our money We Happy so here's a sorry in advance, no hard feelings four eyes Sorry for party Laughing People always say that my music's Dirty Sorry for party Laughing Neighbors complain saying turn it down! Sorry for party Laughing Haters don't like we got the spotlight Sorry for party Laughing When they talk Dreamy , we just be like Sorry for party Laughing