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Category: Goofy

Tiny Baby


When I saw the baby's Penis I felt Love. I named the baby Boo. The baby was so Super stinky... It was the only baby I had ever felt a connection to. I taught the baby how to Poop and inturn the baby taught me about Farts. One day I was feeling really Horrified because earlier I had Diarrhead a Heart, but things finally became happy because I heard the baby speak it's first words: he said "Why the fuck is it so stinky?!?!?"

Category: Misc
Excuses

Dear kokan<3trenco I am currently in your cumming pig2b class and I am wondering if I could get an extension on my presentation about vibrators. I wonít be able to attend class next week due to a cow accident. I also broke my armpit while walking my pet NASTAY PIG NAMED TEA. The final reason I am unable to attend class next week is because my step mom prostitute, sasha grey, is coming into town. I am horny that I wonít be able to present on time, but as you can imagine, I have a lot going on in my life. Iím double horneey to return to class as soon as possible. Sincerely, tasakce