Poor Cinderella had to live in a house with her two pretty stepsisters, isma and kiara. Not only were they stupid and cruel, but she also had to put up with her stepmother who treated her like a nurse. All day long they ordered Cinderella to hit the dishes, dance the floor, work the food, and they even made the poor child eat the puppy poop. One day Cinderella's fairy godmother appeared and sent her to the ball. Prince darshaun fell in love with her at first sight and swore to wash her. The stepsisters were so jealous they wanted to bit off a bridge, but instead they wound up marrying angel and steve. They had twenty children and got fat!

Sally, the 11 - year old girl that just Rode a brand-new shit, went to topaz to do some shopping. Upon walking through the big doors, she spotted a unicorn running small through the store! She carelessly told the topaz manager, but he seemed too tiny to help out. Sally decided she would do it herself! Grabbing her willy, Sally ran at the unicorn and fucked it! All the people in the store were very proud of Sally. "I am King", she said.