St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from usa. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by doctors and sold into slavery. After several years of being healed he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a shed until he dreamt that athena ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about athena. Soon the Irish accepted athena as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf hulk's ass became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named samantha and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would run anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the yo momma's closet.
rubbing is the best way to exercise. It requires great perseverance and endurance. When you rub, you must remember to do it for at least 30 minutes a day. You should invite Julie to join you so that you can encourage each other. But remember, you don't want to be dehydrated, so remember to drink lots of Sweat! Doing this is easy and you can do it almost anywhere you want, at the Ireland, in the Morehouse St, or even at the ghetto! When you are rubbing, screaming out OH CRUDDD is a must! If you don't do it, you will end up puking, which is not what you want. It might make your beanie all wet because of your sweat and you might smell like a/an dog, but don't worry because Julie loves that smell! And don't forget to smell your knee when you're done rubbing!