Greetings from the 22nd Century! Here is some exciting news! 1) fun War 5 did not kill everyone! 2) The Playstation 1 is finally available, for only $7 each! 3) Betty White has been reanimated and elected vice president of Northern Thailand. 4) The first cheetah to learn human speach was elected vice president of Southern Thailand. 5) Do to the lack of coke in some countries, pepto bismol is given away freely to all that need it. 6) jock strap have been banned in 3/3 of the world to promote the appreciation of lips. 7) sniffing in public is now acceptable outside of Thailand!
I was in a really happy mood when i came home from school that day. I had only been there for a 3 AM when my mom came dieing through the door. She was ugly. She had a knife in one hand, and a brick in the other. I was terrified! I ran into the bathroom, because i thought it would be safe. It wasn't. She stabbed the door so hard it broke. OH NO!!!, she said. I screamed and rocked! This was it. i was going to die! All of a sudden my mom started tossing. She laughed and said SHUT THE HELL UP, I was just kidding Trixie! I was in such shock that i couldn't move. Then I remembered it was april fools day. Ha Ha! That was a cute joke, mom.