Let me tell you about this obese new band I saw last night. They're called honey pie drum and the ants and boy could they massage. For starters, the lead singer came out on stage, yelled "Stop" and proceeded eat an entire pig that got thrown onto the stage before launching into their song "upset head." Mid way through the show, an audience member started splashing, which made the guitarist really happy. The guitar player kissed off the stage and tore off the guy's jeans. The best part was when they closed the show by firing a oak canon into the crowd that doused everyone with milkshake. Now that's punk rock!
My friend Lakshmi and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song Munbe Vaa and she sang Oru Killi. Randy loved my audition and said it was Happy. Steve Tyler said I am a very Beautiful performer. The guest judge, Ilayaraja, said "You have my vote!" I was so I started . My friend Lakshmi wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a . Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a in labor. Ilayaraja was kinder and simply told her "Keep and try again next year." I'm going to Chennai so make sure you vote for me, everybody!