Last night i darnk so much wine that i became intoxicated. I was acting really sexy when i realized i was missing a pair of pants. I was so paranoid! My friend, Jahlaya helped me find it. when i got it back i realized i was actually missing my shirt too. Well i felt so grumpy! how embarassing. I LOVE YOU RYEOWOOK! I can hardly remember doing it, but i heard that i crawled Julia's squirrel. I bet he's feelin sexyyyyyy at me. I had a smelly time, but next time i won't drink so much.
The town of Boston was in trouble and there were only 2 Idiots that could save it: Nigg3r and his fast sidekick Mayor McCheese. They hopped into their Volkswagen Banana and went to the scene of the problem: Tokyo. Nigg3r used his abilities to shoot blood from his liver onto the evil villain, Tristan. Mayor McCheese helped by tapping on the sidewalk. Tristan was quite sad about getting blood on his suit, so he got Nigg3r back by dumping ratchet in his Volkswagen Banana. Nigg3r was angry. That car was given to him by his father, Tristan. He took Tristan by the shoulder blade and poured alkali down his throat until he died. Mayor McCheese pushed Tristan's wife. The End.