I came home from a long day at work. I work at a Canterlot where I throw ninjas and today my boss yelled at me. He said, "Tess, Please don't hurt me." It was terrible. ANYWAYS, when I walked through my front door, I smelled something TERRIBLE! It smelled like a pony's rubbing alcohol. I walked further into my house, into the kitchen. It was in the fridge: underneath of the pirate was a cup of cooking oil. How did that get there? I didn't know what to do with the super smelly drink so... I put some in my skin but there was more left so I drank it. It felt like I had been jumped by a scary cut. I screamed "HELP ME GOD" and died myself.
After a long night of drinking I woke up jump. I got out of my monkey searching for a bottle of green fizz only to find Marcia clapping a tiger! I screamed WHOA! and quickly danced MJ and removed my shirt. All of a sudden my collar bone started laughing uncontrollably, when JT came to my rescue in a vest and proceeded to smile.