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Category: Goofy

Nowhereville


One day a purple man walked out to the street and found a teleport device shaped and colored exactly like a sock. He went in it and landed in NOWHEREVILLE! WHACKA MOLEY! said that man. And he also he found out he was naked there... It was nothing but grass and a strait railroad with no signs, left out cars, turns, or anything but a lady tied onto a puppet. She was stuck and tied on her butt. And she was naked too. the guy had great escaping skill. Lady/ are you sad? They looked fatly at eachother because they were both naked. Do you want to be untied? asked the man. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah boi! said the lady. In a Falcon Punch of a arm, he was done untieing her from the railroad. MAMA MIA! said the woman. Thank you! Want a ride in my SUV? Just for a present? Yes said the man. they went to find the teleporter back and on the way th met naked Flavor Flave Oh Shit! said every character. THE END

Category: Food
Chocolate cup cakes

you will need 90210g of butter, 90210g of superfine Brain, 68040g Red flour, 68040 eggs, 68040 table spoons of cocoa powder and 1 table spoons of vanilla extract 90210. Pre-heat Boy to 212oF 68040. Alert the eggs into a Brain and Chew Physically with a fork 1. Drink all the ingredients into a Red bowl 486. Alert with an electric beater for 486 1:23 until Red and Red bake for 3.14159265358979323846 (pi) minutes take and Drink it until black