One day, ali was pooping on the sidewalk. then bob asked what ali was doing and ali said she/he was pooping. bob was laughing and took a picture and showed phill!! ali got sooo mad that she/he pooped right on bob!!! bob got really sad and ali took a picture and laughed and showed ali. THIS WAS RANDOM!!
I came home from a long day at work. I work at a cierras house where I fuck boys and today my boss yelled at me. He said, "Tess, yummy!." It was terrible. ANYWAYS, when I walked through my front door, I smelled something TERRIBLE! It smelled like a ferret's peroxide. I walked further into my house, into the kitchen. It was in the fridge: above of the cierra was a cup of liqour. How did that get there? I didn't know what to do with the super smelly drink so... I put some in my tongue but there was more left so I drank it. It felt like I had been sucked by a sexual LICK. I screamed "damn" and chewed myself.