Chuck Norris doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, " What the Chocobo?! ." Once, cops tried to carve Chuck Norris in Mt. Chiliad , but the granite wasn't high enough for his beard. Chuck Norris can turn water into water . Chuck Norris can play Freak the Freak Out on the guitar using his beard. A man once claimed Chuck Norris round-house kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.
"Harry, don't go choreographing a row with Malfoy, don't dance, he's a shoe now, he could make life sparkly for you..." "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a sparkly life?" said Harry musingly.