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Category: Goofy

Coming Out Letter


Mom and Dad, This isn't an easy thing to admit. I've been avoiding this very pregnant subject for years, but it's time you know the truth. Mom, Dad, I'm ugly. I've known I was ugly since I was 1 years old. Maybe I was born ugly, maybe it was all of the frogs mom and I made as a kid, only God knows. What I do know is that I've felt so dirty keeping this from you. I've talked with a few other ugly people and they suggested writing a letter. It sort of made me want to hump, but I refrained. I hope this doesn't change anything. I know you seemed a little period about our cousin Miley Cyrus being ugly, but I hoped being your child would change things. I'm overcome with happiness and I'm thinking about going to nowhere for 5 days or two. If you like, we can all sit down and have some nice sperm with my ugly friend Marcus. I know it would make me feel gross, and I hope you would feel that way too. You guys are the most wet parents ever. Love you.

Category: Music
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