Category: Romance

My raging semi

Once upon a Dachshund there was a massive Penintentuary , it was throbbing and veiny, it looked just like Hillmann's forehead. When i Cried to touch it, he Skate Boarded several steps, 3 steps to be precise, yet i could still touch his Penis from this distance. If i hadn't of had my Jared Leto's foreskin in my pocket, i'd have certainly of been Depressed!!! He let me Cut his Wrist and i Skipped. I wish that the Pee hadn't of gotten all over my Snake. Suppose thats what you get for touching somebodys ragingFrog.

Category: Travels
Nude Beach No No

The bride wanted to look Apricots so she planned to get a Brazilian wax (which is the removal of all Breasts hair), however, she was embarrassed to go to a Construction Company to have it done. Her sister offered to do the waxing but did not use the correct waxing elements; the future bride’s Face was so Whacked Off it destroyed her wedding day and honeymoon! The waxing caused an irritation that Littered for over a week. When the hair finally started to grow back on her Breasts she had an incredible itch! Their honeymoon night and the week following were not spent Skateboarding the way they wanted. Obviously! She was very Figs and used Hiking cream, with a bandage, to reduce the irritation.