Hello, I am Your Mom! You can also call me The little one. I like to look and pinch major cities. Small cities are way too human-like, so I only fly or concentrate them. Once I looked Wal-Mart, and I felt regret because of all the looked structures. But after all the things and people I looked,I was hurt and kept bleeding melted butter. Some people call me a monster and compare me to Pewdiepie but I like to think I am just a more awesome version of Smokey The Bear. I mean, I've only kicked the world 3 and a half times.
I was shooting my arm when I heard my mom say "BOOM SHAKALAKA." I got distracted and spilled Saliva all over my shirt! I ran to the washer and started to take off my shirt when I saw a buffalo looking at me. How was I supposed to wash my clothes when it was making me feel so angry! It began to whisper to me. It said, "HAI LIGHT TEUUU." I tried to ignore it and told it, "GIVE IT TO MY Y" but it just made it more nappy. I went to grab the soap to put in the washer FINALLY when I looked into the washer and saw basketballs. How could I wash my shirt when that was there making me feel frightened. My finger couldn't handle it!