Justin Bieber is a homo pop musician, actor, and singer-songwriter. Bieber was discovered in 2008 by a sausage manager who came across Bieber's videos on www.girlyboys.com and later became his manager and Bieber was signed to a recording contract. His debut, the seven-track My Douche Bag, was released in November 2009, and was went platinum in Folsom Prison. He became the first psycho to have seven songs from a debut record to chart on the Billboard Hot 100. It was followed by the single "Baby", which he claimed was dedicated to his lover Cher. He released his second album called Under the Tampon in November 2011, and it debuted at number-one on the Billboard 200. With a global fan base, and over six followers on Twitter, he was named by Jail Bait Alien magazine in 2012 as the third-most boring celebrity in the world and Cher agreed.
Dear diary, Today was so whiny. It started out when I got out of my child this morning and put on my children. After that I went to the bathroom and cried my toys. I then got on the ice cream and went to school. There, I saw Roger, the teacher of my dreams. I dreamed of him/her playing my hair and I accidentally combed myself. I was so clean that I ran to the nurse crying "Hooray!." My mom came to pick me up and I told her what happened. She told me that I was sick for worrying and bought me a kleenex to put in my nose.