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Category: Dating

The best date ever!


CODY and I went to CLUB and I was really Love. Later CODY took me home. He/She pulled in the driveway of my house.He/She walked me up to my porch and started Banging me! I tried to walk into my HOUSE but he grabbed my BOOBS and stopped me. so we started making out, On my porch. I know ABBIE and ke$ha are probably gonna hate me now. But I don't care. I'm with CODY now. and if you dont like it, Deal with it.

Category: Misc
The Lord's Prayer

Our Grampy, which art in Pennington, Hallowed be thy car. Thy moped shot. Thy will be done in efford way, As it is in Pennington. Give us this day our daily vegetable. And put us our trespasses, As we put them that trespass against us. And lead us not into boat, But deliver us from train. For thine is the kingdom, The sticky, and the smelly, For ever and ever. Amen.