Today I was coming home from school and saw a jamaica it was huge! me and my friends went to pick it up but it conc and ran away we went after it and the we thought it was a wishing rock! first i wished that i had $4000 and it came out of my W.W! i was freaked out and drunk then we wished we were professional hockey players!We were in pittsburgh penguins and I was the Captain then at night i got drunk and passed out when woke up up at 4:30 and my clothes were gone and then a lot of people saw this was the best day ever!
I know this guy who always has to smack on my but. One day, I thought to get him back. He walked around the corner, I whipped out my finger. I let the milk go! It sprayed all over his hair. Victory!!! But then I noticed his ugly hard on. He was pink! Actually and truly pink! Even though we're both boys, I wanted him then. I took him to my bed and popped his strawberry. I garbled him till his arm bleed. It was crazy! Every night after that, I stomped him. It would usually last seven thousand minutes. Sometimes less. Now, we are together and very skiddish.