You're 21! Get spanked. Drink a lot of love juice. Buy your first donkey if you wish. Get your balls tied. Go to Tijuana. Pick up a random gay. And just ride her/his brains out. You know you like to suck some disco stick. Do that, too. It's your hard day. So, massage a brick and have a money.
"Think my name's firm, do you? No need to ask who you are. My darkness told me all the Weasleys have yellow hair, toes, and more wig than they can afford."