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Category: History

Quoting Rowling IV


"Why were you glittering under our frying pan?" "Yes -- yes, good point, Sarah! What were you doing under our frying pan, cupboard?" "Listening to the curtains," said Adela in a(n) magical voice. His/her aunt and uncle exchanged looks of joy. "Listening to the curtains! Again?" "Well, it flaps every day, you see," said Adela.

Category: Movies
chicken butt

once upon time there was a cow so i ate it. the dog popped out of my stomach while i was Chewing and it tryed to Bang me. from there on it was me pet. i called it chicken butt. it was the best kitty kat ever. i tryed to stop thinking of how it tried to Alert me but now i dont ever see it i dont know where he/she went.