My mother began her first day of work at the oldest profession in the world way back in 2011. She laid down on her back, she spread her hands and she fighted for six hours. The plumber stood over her and said, "Push it! Harder!" My Happy mother began to wonder if this was a terrible mistake and perhaps she wan't cut out to do this job. However, the plumber gave her some drugs and she was able to continue. She sanged so hard that I finally came shooting out! It was at that moment she became a mother; the oldest profession in the world.
I woke up to find a kutta sitting next to me. I was covered in cococola. I thought to myself why am I katoing here? The sarp spoke to me and said, "Hello, I am zaifu I love handi" I pakd away and knocked into a kursi wall. I woke up to find myself dreaming!!!