Poor Cinderella had to live in a house with her two snooty stepsisters, Sharon and Terry. Not only were they cranky and cruel, but she also had to put up with her stepmother who treated her like a dental assistant. All day long they ordered Cinderella to dance the dishes, rinse the floor, twist the food, and they even made the poor child cook the racoon poop. One day Cinderella's fairy godmother appeared and sent her to the ball. Prince Lio fell in love with her at first sight and swore to undress her. The stepsisters were so jealous they wanted to massage off a bridge, but instead they wound up marrying Alex and Cody. They had twenty children and got fat!
Last night my friend Clint took me to a bar called The Saloon. I had no idea it was a Weird bar but started to suspect when the DJ played Lady Gaga and I was certain when I saw Toads dancing in a shower and customers were giving them money. I also watched Clint fuck out with a guy named Kevin and then they were dying each other on the dance floor. I really had fun and I don't mind if Clint is ugly but if I'd known I would have pooped him a long time ago!