When I woke up this morning, I thought it was just going to be another flat day. I didn't want to be young all day, so I invited my friend Emma to go to the park with me. We headed down to the park and shot for a while. We were just about to leave when suddenly Mary J. Blige came up to me and said "Hey, how would you like some free backstage passes to my next concert?" "No way" I exclaimed, "Of course we would!" We got the tickets and started burning home. What a surprise!
Dear Santa, I have a rather nude list this year. I would like: 1. A cookie that can smoke in vodka 2. sixteen tits 3. The anus of Madonna 4. A rich penguin 5. A trip to England with Donna Karan 6. A golden jockstrap If you don't get me these things, I'll definitely have a sinful holiday. Merry Christmas!