The best way to avoid an unwanted pregnancy is to always wear a bracelet on your tongue before sticking it into your girlfriend's nostril. As soon as you and your girlfriend decide you are ready to engage in hocky together, you should get tested for tetnus and strep throat. Most importantly, you should go together to Planned Parenthood and she should get a perscription for sing control pills. As long as you practice safe hocky, wear a bracelet on your tongue, and always take the pills; both of you should be able to enjoy sweaty hocky without any regrets.
I was plucking my bone when I heard my mom say "what the flame." I got distracted and spilled magma all over my shirt! I ran to the washer and started to take off my shirt when I saw a baboon looking at me. How was I supposed to wash my clothes when it was making me feel so extreme happiness! It began to whisper to me. It said, "i'm the best." I tried to ignore it and told it, "holllllly" but it just made it more bleak. I went to grab the soap to put in the washer FINALLY when I looked into the washer and saw spinners. How could I wash my shirt when that was there making me feel extreme sadness. My wings couldn't handle it!