Poor Cinderella had to live in a house with her two Insane stepsisters, Nikki and Meda. Not only were they Hoochie and cruel, but she also had to put up with her stepmother who treated her like a Cum Dumpster. All day long they ordered Cinderella to Kiss the dishes, Moan the floor, Squeel the food, and they even made the poor child Groan the Bunny poop. One day Cinderella's fairy godmother appeared and sent her to the ball. Prince Lio fell in love with her at first sight and swore to Kiss her. The stepsisters were so jealous they wanted to Lick off a bridge, but instead they wound up marrying John and Sammy. They had twenty children and got fat!
I had a slimy dream last night. There was a sticky man who puked in a box. He invited me to dance with him, but I couldn't possibly say yes to a stranger. I said, "HEY! I don't know you. How do I know if you're just some spooky man with a spoon?" He then pooped over to me and whispered, "Make no mistake my dear, rabbit. I am definitely a work man with a money!" I knew I was in for a fast adventure.