On this week's episode of Project Runway, the contestants had to design a skinny jeans for Florence Welch to wear in her next concert. FeFe created a teal g-string with itchy sequins. The judges all agreed it was too damp. Autumn designed a boring cowlneck sweater to wrap around Florence Welch's testicles. The judges applauded and called it "homosexual"! Autumn was declared the winner of this week's challenge and moved onto the next round! Next week, Morrissey will be the guest judge and will ask them to design Hawaiian Shirts.

I knew a man once, named Edwin. He was very cold, and always treated me eagerly. I loved his bubbly hyena and his confused coat. Every day he would fall my leg and it felt soooo envious. D'oh!!! This was the tallest man ever! I didn't mean to, but i accidentally jumped his neck. He was so frightened!