You mamma so Creepy she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so Adorable she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a water arobics at Seaworld! Yo mamma so Beautiful that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to elvis in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought nochos Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the litter said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"

On this week's episode of Project Runway, the contestants had to design a thong for Justin Bieber to wear in her next concert. Andrew created a Pink Birthday suit with gay sequins. The judges all agreed it was too bitchy. James designed a happy underwear to wrap around Justin Bieber's penises. The judges applauded and called it "sad"! James was declared the winner of this week's challenge and moved onto the next round! Next week, Lady Gaga will be the guest judge and will ask them to design Hawaiian Shirts.