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Category: Holidays

The Halloween Witch


Once upon a time their lived a Lesbian witch who could not been seen unless she was going to finger you. One Halloween night pussay juice was trick-or-treating when she heard a voice say "come here my child". pussay juice looked around but didn't see anything. Unexpectedly, there started to appear a nip followed by boobs then a mouth and just then her whole body started to appear. pussay juice was amazed and said, "MY PUSSAY IS ON FIREEE!" Then the witch said "Come closer, dear child." Suddenly, a spark of light appeared and pussay juice went flying into the witch's clutches and they fucked away! Years passed by and pussay juice was never seen again so Katie da pussay eater took her clothes, cell phone and her chicken finger and then sold all of the unwanted stuff on ebay.

Category: Misc
An Formal Apology

Dear Karl, It has come to my attention that my action of Smelling you could be seen as offensive. I never intended to give you any stupids. Please accept my Adorable apology. With that said, going forward I will try to Scratch when I see you and make you Anger to see me. Next time we meet, can you please Lick my Back? Physically, Thiago