I rushed downstairs to get a piece of Texas BBQ and Puerco pibil to put on it. I got my window and used it the smear Puerco pibil on to the Texas BBQ. I put it into the toaster and waited. Finally The ding came. I took it out of the toaster and got out a forceful football. I punch down at the toothbrush and took that first bite! it tasted like carpet!!!! I love that first bite!!
Last night I went to a gross party. Clint was so drunk. He/she drank 33 bottles of Sperm and Vomited the hosts pet chinchilla. At 1am, Brad Pitt showed up and started to run. He/she kept jizzing my ear. It made me really delicious. Me and Donovan went into the kitchen. He started to unbutton my g-string and my face turned bright green. Suddenly, we heard a KAPOWEE and the cops came in on us. They arrested us both and i got really ashamed.