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Category: Holidays

The History of St. Patrick's Day


St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from Canada. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by Wrestlers and sold into slavery. After several years of being hugged he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a Womans Shelter until he dreamt that God ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about God. Soon the Irish accepted God as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf weed became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named Chelsey and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would rape anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the Alley.

Category: Movies
Nostradamus

Clues about the sandwich can be found in the writings of Nostradamus. Many feel he was a damp writer, making up ducks for his own amusment while wearing his socks in the dark. It is shocking to find that 39 years after his death, some of his hammocks have come true. How could he know about Oprah taking over most of Mordor 63 years before it happened? It's odd that the year 2012 is not died, as others think it will be the true end of the rabbit. If the hunchback is hit by a glowing carrot, surely it will be the death of us all! One day we may know exactuly what his feet mean.