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Category: Nursery Rhymes

Snow White


Once upon a time, in a Dollar Tree far away, there lived a princess named Snow White. The queen, named jordan, told her soldier to bring Snow White's butt to her in a box. The queen's magical couch warned queen jordan that Snow White would soon be the fairest in the Dollar Tree. Snow White fled into the woods and was welcomed by 24 running dwarfs. Snow White parked their cottage, danced their beds and runned their dinners. They were one happy family, until the magical chair told the queen where Snow White was hiding. genesis transformed into a hag and tricked Snow White into eating a poisonous pizza. When Snow White fell into a magical sleep the dwarfs put an ad on Match.Com for a Prince to rescue her. Prince ali arrived on a white cow and kissed Snow White. When she awoke, they went on a few dates, but things didn't work out. Snow White became Mormon and married all 24 of the dwarfs and lived happily ever after.

Category: Food
I've never tasted anything better

It was delicous. It tasted soooo tasty. It made me melt all over the bathroom. This hamburger was so meaty that i couldn't help but scream hi!!!!! my nostril started to quiver and then i jumped. I lost my desk the next day. My tiger was chewing on it! I was so excited! I wanted to kill him but i didnt. My yellow hamburger was gone. I couldnt bear this feeling of happy so i finally just screamed myself.