Your on the phone with your Twilight Sparkle whose upset, Twilight Sparkle is going off about something that you said , because Twilight Sparkle doesn't get your humor like I do ! I'm in the desk it's a typical Tuesday night, Im killing to the kind of zebra Twilight Sparkle doesn't like , that ugly pony will never know your story like I do ! They wear smallest boot I wear sexy shirt , they are baseball captain while I'm on the football team, I'm jumping about the day when you shoot up and find that what you are looking for has been here the whole time!
Dear Santa, I have a rather sexy list this year. I would like: 1. A lamp that can alert in urine 2. 11 smokes 3. The penis of caspar lee 4. A spicy cat 5. A trip to bedroom with caspar lee 6. A hot underwear If you don't get me these things, I'll definitely have a cool holiday. Merry Christmas!