One fine Cabbage I was Banging to my boyfriend's house. On the way a pretty girl with a boy that was so Fluffy that I went and stole him from the girl. Then I Rocked infront of Alyssa so Nobody would like Robert Patterson better then Taylor Lautner. After that I took the boy to a prom and I grabbed his Balls and he grabbed my Nipple we danced until he knelt down and "said will you marry me?" after that I said "yes" and we danced to This Old Man.
Last night on America's Got Talent, my friend selena was on the show playing a clarent while my other friend kiki was stripping to the music. The crowd was unhappy and the judges stopped the performance. Sharon Osbourne said it made it her want to Launch. selena started crying and kiki showed the crowd his Bladder. The next act was my grandma sue on a motorcyle jumping over Letters. The crowd was anazed and the judges laughed the act! Howie said, "Congratulations! Your going to Disney!" I think I will aaudition next season and sing under the mistle toe while my pet donkey dances. Wish me luck!