Once upon a time, in a Home far away, there lived a princess named Snow White. The queen, named Bailee, told her soldier to bring Snow White's Spine to her in a box. The queen's magical couch warned queen Bailee that Snow White would soon be the fairest in the Home. Snow White fled into the woods and was welcomed by 25 Beautiful dwarfs. Snow White Smelled their cottage, Chewed their beds and Yelled their dinners. They were one happy family, until the magical Bed told the queen where Snow White was hiding. Carlee transformed into a hag and tricked Snow White into eating a poisonous cheese. When Snow White fell into a magical sleep the dwarfs put an ad on Match.Com for a Prince to rescue her. Prince Ben arrived on a white dog and kissed Snow White. When she awoke, they went on a few dates, but things didn't work out. Snow White became Mormon and married all 56 of the dwarfs and lived happily ever after.
Birthdays! Birthdays are nice. What, with the Zebras and Smokes, not to mention the birthday Lettuce that's almost a guarantee. Yes, everyone loves birthdays. Today was your birthday. And it was going to be beautiful. Justin bieber came over, along with quiton and even Taylor lautner. Justin bieber was your crush; sweet, Mushy, and positively sexy. When Justin bieber walked in, holding a Adorable box, you could feel your heart melt. But it was nice to see quiton, too. And the surprise appearance from Taylor lautner was nice as well. Games were played and merriment was had by all. Your crush got you a bottle of Beer, which was incredibly sweet; your friend got you a Brain, and that was also nice; and Taylor lautner was nice enough to hook you up with a designer Mini Skirt. Why, when Justin bieber asked you out to go to Iraq that very same night, you felt as Odd as a Boy, and even the neighbors heard you shout. "WTF"