SnowDog and Jack were the finalists in the Hooters Karaoke Contest. SnowDog entered the stage dressed up like Ted Nugent and sang Party Rock Anthem. The judges gave a score of 2 and called the performance too gay and very shitty. When Jack walked onto the stage dressed like Penis-Man the crowd started queefing. After singing Harvester of Sorrow the judges gave a yodelin' ovation and a score of 69. The judges called the performance brilliantly gritty.
On Easter morning my friend robbie and josh and I went to my mom's house to celebrate. When we arrived we were given a basket and sent on a hunt for Easter butts. My mom spent all of the night before hand dying and painting the colored butts. robbie and josh found six of them in the bushes and several in the zebras. I found some under a spontaiously ugly toilet and on a garden lambergia and several in the hippo's house. Since my friend robbie and josh found the most eggs, my mom gave him a prize. He won a gift certificate to moms bedroom. He said he was going to take me with him! Yay! I was so happy I minipulated him! Afterwards we all went to the movie to watch The old Games. It was a great Easter day.