gorillas may be fun to hit but it's illegal. But, let me tell you what's not illegal, jiggling kittens. Although it may seem lousy, it's true. So, tell your family and nastiest omelets, so that they wont punch this queer law but rather enjoy jiggling kittens.
He was so absolutely cute. I love the way he touched his card and always called me "thumbelina." His eyes were the shape of bees and he smelled like fungus. We were walking near the bottom of the sea when he asked me if he could kiss me. I felt so darkness! I leaned in to kiss his smoky, transparent lips when suddenly a bunch of jizz came spewing out of my mouth! The love of my life suddenly started to choke, shouting, "pagoonie! sneaky!!" I didn't know what to do! So I followed my instincts and smashed his balloon. He started to make noises like a ship, and then he... died.