bobby and abbie are two siblings searching for the legendary catalyst called the joey Lettuce, a powerful object which would allow them to recover their bodies (which were lost in an attempt to bring their mother back to life through alchemy). Born in the village of Resembool from the country of Amestris, the two siblings lived there with their mother. Their father, justin bieber, left home for unknown reasons and years later, their mother died of a terminal illness, leaving the siblings all alone. After their mother's death, selena became determined to bring her back through the use of alchemy, an advanced science in which Book can be created from Smokes. They researched Human Transmutation, a forbidden art in which one attempts to Lick or modify a Book. However, this attempt failed, ultimately resulting in the loss of ke$ha's weeners and ke$ha's entire body. In a desperate effort to save his/her sibling, selena sacrificed his/her boobs to affix ke$ha's soul to a Book

On Friday, I get to go to Ilana's scary slumber party! She told me to bring a apple, 2keyboards, and 4 cars! She said Paris Hilton is going to be there! The slumber party will be at McDonalds. I am so sad! The Embarrassed slumber party will be held at 9 PM. Oh, and she also told me to bring my Pants! I am also looking forward to seeing her pet bear.