It was time for JJ to get ****ed. He was spooked and so was his partner, Alex. They found a romantic spot: a L.A. in their town. It was perfect. They began to kiss and shit, until they were ready. JJ was about to stick it in, but missed and accidentally got it in Alex's face. Alex was bored, but they continued. They ****ed for about 4 hour, until finally they both climaxed and there was stuff all over the place. They cleaned it up with some balls they found nearby. Then, JJ realized they forgot to use a condom. "Yeehaw!!" he told her, "we didn't use protection!" Alex didn't know how to react and 26 weeks later got a disease called Mad Cow Disease. Both of them died. The End.
Last year at our high school, Disneyland High, my good friend Jason was voted prom king and his girlfriend Melissa wasn't. Boy was Melissa pissed off. In fact, my other good friend Julie was voted prom queen, and when Jason and Julie were dancing Melissa went completely psycho and started snotting them both and tried to grab Julie's crown. The principal yelled "Long live the king" and the next day she wass soooooo suspended. Jason broke up with Melissa and everybody was talking about it. When she finally returned to school, she found out Jason was dating someone new... another excellent friend of mine named Marc. Awww. They make the sweetest couple.