Hi, you're just in time for the party! I'm Andrea, and today we're going to start planning my wedding. My Cool wedding, of course! So anyway, I've narrowed this down to three categories. First, clothing and guests. Second, food and drink. Third, decorations! So people should wear Pantss while the bridesmaid should wear Shirts. I'll wear my Lime Green dress that I picked out from the Kroger store! My groom, Marwan, will probably be so Happiness to see how Disgusting I look! Secondly, for the food and drink, we need 24 chairs and 29 of tables. We'll have blue cloth for the tables. Our chefs, Aileen and Irene will be preparing Mac-n-cheese. Oops! Gotta go! I'll maybe tell you the decoration details later, see ya!
Dear Selena Gomez, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely hatrid you and your horr sleeping. Your actions are like that of a slutte dog drunk on tramp and showing everyone your skin is just ridiculous! dumb! Honestly, I just wish you would retire so no one will have to suffer your absurd lack of morality and standards any longer! If I was justin bieber, I would stop going to your parties and answering your phone calls. I don't care if you sleeps off a bar. I will still never like you. There are at least 145 reasons why I feel you are a despicable person. Please, put on your hooker clothes and clean yourself up. People are watching. Thankfully Not Yours, Emzey