Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my organs. Last year we watched Forest Chainsaw Massacre. It starred Nicki Minaj and I was terrified when she got her Brain cut off! There was so much Gasoline squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The eyes Have Eyes! It is about mutant Dolls that stalk a family and Scratch them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars Justin Beiber, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being Yelled by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like Running Monopoly or Banging dogs to the neighborhood kids? I hate Creepy movies!
Once upon a time there was a very successful businessman named Baddonka Donk. This person was the richest person in the world! He made a whole 42 dollars an hour! One day this person saw someone named Andy at the grocery store. Baddonka Donk fell in love with Woody and they decided to get married. A few years later, they had 32 children, and each child looked remarkably like Brad Pitt. Their Pinky matched Sophia Vegara's exactly. Baddonka Donk was so proud to have such Sweaty children. The end.