actballscameradesignend had a bird and thedog bite boxin the eyes control was happy he danced to soda he went to go see dotercassidy and had 5 cuts
I was just farting downt the street, carrying a box of bloody hearts when I tripped! I slammed my face on a cat pee! "how could you do this to me!" I shouted. I got back up and strode on, because if I was anything, I was a pube! Then I saw him. He was a little smelly, a little wrinkly, and when I looked into his lava eyes, I barfed. "Hi" I giggled. "Hello" he responded gently. He then asked me the question I'd been waiting for, "Can you take off your pants?" In response, I whispered, "that sounds great!" I felt like a worm, throwing her young. I took off my sweaty pants, and handed them to his orange hands. I walked all the way home that night, happy and without pants. I died 400 hours later.