Last night on America's Got Talent, my friend selena was on the show playing a clarent while my other friend kiki was stripping to the music. The crowd was unhappy and the judges stopped the performance. Sharon Osbourne said it made it her want to Launch. selena started crying and kiki showed the crowd his Bladder. The next act was my grandma sue on a motorcyle jumping over Letters. The crowd was anazed and the judges laughed the act! Howie said, "Congratulations! Your going to Disney!" I think I will aaudition next season and sing under the mistle toe while my pet donkey dances. Wish me luck!

It was March of 2011, and I was walking to Canterlot when I saw something strange. When i went to get a closer look I realized it was a pony!!! I was so scare! I couldn't believe it, i shouted Oh Geez! I ran away as fast as i could, but i accidentally died. My tail was in a lot of pain because i had just died it, but i kept running. All of a sudden i fell into a bomb. I couldn't get out! I screamed and dropped but i was stuck. I looked around for a way to get out, but i didn't see anything. Then, just like magic, i saw a doughnut. Thank god! I was saved! as i climbed the doughnut, my legs got caught on a Oxi Clean. HI I'M BILLY MAYS, i screamed, but it was too late. My legs were broken. I just barely escaped.