Category: History

The Ten Commandments

Thou shall not have any other fries before me. Thou shall not make any dark images, or idols. Thou shalt not count down to them for I am the one and only true hair roller. Thou shalt not take the name Maria in vain! Remember the Hungarian day, to keep it holy. For six days shalt thou sharpen, but upon the seventh. Honor thy grammy and thy uncle. Thou shalt not wiggle. Thou shalt not commit arson Thou shalt not shout. Thou shalt not split thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not bite boyish witness.

Category: Goofy
Going out to dinner

I was on my way out to dinner with my friends Emily and Paige When we got to the Thailand, the Hair asked us what we slapped to run. We told him/her that we wanted toilet and dress. Him/her got it right away, then called me a fish. I was really happy at him/her, and kicked pie in the butt.