Steven Speilberg has enjoyed tremendous success with blockbusters like Raiders of the Lost Arc and Poltergeist, but not all of his ideas were good ones. For example, Universal Studios had to send him back to the drawing board when he proposed Texas Jones and the PAWS of Doom. Executives also asked him to rewrite ET: The electric tea. As we know, with a little polishing both films became sexyyyyy. Universal studios also had to coach their other star director, George Lucas. Instead of Star Wars, his original script was entitled Star squirrels. It was about squirrels in space fighting an evil empire with the help of Luke Skydancer and Princess Skittlez. After a few rewrites it broke all box office records. A few other titles that never made it to the screen are Honey, I triumphed Up The Kids, tiger Man: The Dark poop, and Lord of the unicorns.

Once upon a time there lived a big fat car named Matthew. This car was trying very quickly to be a mathematician. However, there was/were 5 problem/s. He was stupid! One day his flower kicked him out because he was too blue. If he wanted to come back, he had to jump smart. So off he ventured into the hat of coat. He soon became lost. "Oh gee!!" he shouted, and began to walk. Then he saw some maths equations walking through the air, and suddenly he run a big thing with lots of buttons! It farted itself. Matthew learned that it was a calculator, and that it was very smart and loved to do maths problems. He tested it. It was very accurate. Then Matthew had an idea. He decided to take the calculator back home! It seemed to want to go. So he returned with his calculator to his flower and proved himself worthy. flower tried to do a poo him, but then the calculator did a weird thing, and he died. The end!