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Category: Misc

mean


sorry i lied about the catigory. anyways my sister MAdeline ( mad in madpaige) is soooooooooooooooo horrendously ugly. i hate her sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much i wish i was the only child but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my mom just had to have four ( including me) any ways if you have a sister or a brother and they bother you please make a mad lib about it and i will check them out thenk you and bye.

Category: History
Adam and Eve

In the beginning, there was a naked man named Adam who lived all alone in a garden. To keep himself busy, he would pass the time naming all of the losers in the garden. When there weren't anymore losers left to name, he said "God, I'm bored to tears! Send me a friend, please." The next morning when Adam awoke, a dead woman named Eve said, "Good morning, dear! Your breakfast is ready." Adam was loved but he decided to eat the food and get to know her better. Eve served him chicken pot pies with baked snakes on top. When he finished the meal he said, "That was delicious. Where did you learn to cook like that?" Eve explained that the talking elephant in the snakes tree had taught her how. Adam realized they had both been tricked by the Devil, and now God would curse all mankind forever. Adam and Eve left the garden, learned to wear bra and vest; and that is why today we must must pay bills, go to confession, and buy at the office like cops!