Category: Misc

Sleepover or Nah?

One day you decided you wanted to have some Slimy. You got your two Furry friends, Alfred and Tobias. You guys decided you were all going to have a sleep over. Alfred Hugged next to you. Michael Hugged on Alfred's Leg. You were confused by what was going on. You just drank some Juice and watched Odd movies. In the morning you woke up and had Blood on your Arm. You knew this was Alfred's doings. Alfred and Nate came in and laughed at you. You were Angry. You told those AmazingPhil sucks! to get out the heck out of your house. Later you decided to Scratch your hair and go to sleep again.

Category: Goofy
Bad News From The Doctor

One morning I woke up and I looked at my Penis. It was Sloppy ! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "Oh shit." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a Monkey so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked Shitty, and looked closer. He suddenly Kajanked and knocked over all the Kevin's . "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "Fuck!. In other words, you have a Whorehay." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured Urine all over myself and never woke up.