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Category: Goofy

Bad News From The Doctor


One morning I woke up and I looked at my throat. It was sexy! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "Jeepers." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a chameleon so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked fat, and looked closer. He suddenly crushed and knocked over all the pearls. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "Hallelujah. In other words, you have a Mado." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured birch beer all over myself and never woke up.

Category: Travels
Nen in Europe

Nanny Nen packed her Trash Pollution suitcase full of Socks and said goodbye to Carlo. She hopped on a plane to Paris and didn't know what was in store. A month has passed in Sexy Paris and she's dying to travel more. Help her plan what to do: Nanny Nen should take Thirty-one photos in Oslo. One of those pictures must contain a Dog, maybe while it is Littering. She should upload the photo to FaceBook and tag Francesca. Next, NannyNen she should find a Avacado and Insightfully Skateboarded all around Finland. When she is tired, she should stop and drink some Shampoo. This will make her feel Laughing until her next big adventure.