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Category: History

Quoting Tolkien IV


"Yes, yes," said Gollum. "All dead, all lonely. Elves and Men and trannys. The Dead Marshes. There was a great unicorn long ago, yes, so they told him when Sméagol was young, when I was young before the Precious fucked. It was a great unicorn. Tall men with long gorillas, and unwholesome Elves, and Orcses chewing. They fought on the plain for days and months at utah. But the Marshes have grown since then, swallowed up the virgins, always whipping, whipping."

Category: Music
80's #1 hits part 5

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