One morning I woke up and I looked at my ear. It was wet! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "ERH MER GERD." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a buffalo so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked sexyyyy, and looked closer. He suddenly rolled and knocked over all the shirts. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO. In other words, you have a squidwort." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured pee all over myself and never woke up.
On this week's episode of Project Runway, the contestants had to design a bonnet for Anne Hathaway to wear in her next concert. Caroline created a navy blue corset with jagged sequins. The judges all agreed it was too poofy. Lena designed a shiny sweater to wrap around Anne Hathaway's pecs. The judges applauded and called it "yeasty"! Lena was declared the winner of this week's challenge and moved onto the next round! Next week, David Tennant will be the guest judge and will ask them to design Hawaiian Shirts.