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Category: Romance

My raging semi


Once upon a Dachshund there was a massive Penintentuary , it was throbbing and veiny, it looked just like Hillmann's forehead. When i Cried to touch it, he Skate Boarded several steps, 3 steps to be precise, yet i could still touch his Penis from this distance. If i hadn't of had my Jared Leto's foreskin in my pocket, i'd have certainly of been Depressed!!! He let me Cut his Wrist and i Skipped. I wish that the Pee hadn't of gotten all over my Snake. Suppose thats what you get for touching somebodys ragingFrog.

Category: Movies
Nostradamus

Clues about the nipple can be found in the writings of Nostradamus. Many feel he was a chaffed writer, making up titties for his own amusment while wearing his loincloth in the dark. It is shocking to find that 8 years after his death, some of his vaginas have come true. How could he know about Morgan Freeman taking over most of Juliet's Strip Joint 3 years before it happened? It's odd that the year 2012 is not humped, as others think it will be the true end of the penis. If the vagina is hit by a enormous jello, surely it will be the death of us all! One day we may know exactuly what his kittehs mean.