Thou shall not have any other moms before me. Thou shall not make any soft images, or idols. Thou shalt not kick down to them for I am the one and only true your mom. Thou shalt not take the name Angelica in vain! Remember the gooy day, to keep it holy. For six days shalt thou jump, but upon the seventh. Honor thy My brother and thy My Grandma. Thou shalt not walk. Thou shalt not commit stealing Thou shalt not run. Thou shalt not slap thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not fall smelly witness.
One morning I woke up and I looked at my tits. It was lumpy! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "SHIT!." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a baby spider so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked wrinkly, and looked closer. He suddenly sucked and knocked over all the toes. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "oh god. In other words, you have a baby." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured blood all over myself and never woke up.