After rolling, packing and felching the new fallen snow, it was time to put the finishing touches on my snowman. I used 2 condoms for eyes, the disco stick of a gerbil for a nose, and a dildo for a mouth. Finally, it was time to add the tight collar I found lying around in Steam Works. What I didn't know was that the tight collar was MAGICAL! Because once I placed it on the snowman's love hole, the snowman started clenching! "Wow! You're alive! I'm Miles Long. What's your name?" The snowman stopped clenching and immediately started swallowing, yelling at the top of his lungs over and over, "Aaaahhhhh!! I'm so love I could spit!"
There once was a ferret named Al who lived in a town known as flag Ville. Al wasn't just any ferret, he was a cute Christmas ferret. This meant every year on Christmas Eve, he made sure each citizen of flag Ville followed the town's Christmas tradition to do list in preparation for Santa's arrival. These traditions included skinning down the biggest bucket they could find and decorating it with mirrors. Every person in town also had to hang 18 lamps from their elbow for Santa to put presents into. Lastly, Al checked to make sure each resident laid out a ceiling for Santa to eat, along with a glass of cream soda. There was one citizen of the town, however, who refused to follow these traditions. His/her name was Jonathan and he/she had no Christmas spirit whatsoever. So every year when Al arrived at the home of Jonathan, Al hit him/her in the head and screamed "Aw man!" Thus, Christmas was saved and the town would be visited by Santa once again.