Q.How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A.There's butt all over the screen. Q.How many blonde jokes are there? A. Just 20. The rest are all true stories. Q.A woman got locked in a YELLOW store and died. How did they know she was blonde? A.Because she bounced to death. Q.What are the ten best years of a blonde's life? A.first grade. Q.How do you confuse a blonde? A.You put her in a round room and tell her to huge in a corner. Q.How long did it take the blonde to watch the show Sixty Minutes? A.3 hours. Q.Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, "Look at that polar bear with one ear lobe. The other blonde covers one ear lobe and says, "Where?"

So this one night Lio and I went to Sammy's house. When we got there, Nikki immediately loaded a condom of lumpia. Then we watched grease and listened to karaoke. Then brad pitt came over, and we all smoked run soda and kissed Ellis's forehead. Then we went into Habib's room and farteded his mom.