Q.How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A.There's helmet all over the screen. Q.How many blonde jokes are there? A. Just ten. The rest are all true stories. Q.A woman got locked in a expensive store and died. How did they know she was blonde? A.Because she applied to death. Q.What are the ten best years of a blonde's life? A.third grade. Q.How do you confuse a blonde? A.You put her in a round room and tell her to shop in a corner. Q.How long did it take the blonde to watch the show Sixty Minutes? A.two hours. Q.Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, "Look at that poodle with one lip. The other blonde covers one lip and says, "Where?"
One day you and your friend, Debbie go on a trip to Glitter Porn Company and decide to stop for some Snail Brain to eat. Then after you finish your food you start seeing weird Chupracabra you look over to Debbie and see that he/she has disappeared! You look and see a goat, he tells you to Eating his Hot Nipple you say " FUN " And now you must Exterminate or you will suffer from Depressed Elephantitis !