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Category: Animals

Wolf Hunt


Tonight it is time to hunt for elk. We all love elk! The elk is very popular here, just like Justin Bieber! So many hunters eat elk! They are so soft, juicy and sweet! I can't wait to eat it! It eats pasta and orange juice. Now that is a good food! HOLY COW!! Time to hunt! My friend Liam is very excited, but he died from a disease just as we left. We covered him in some oak leaves and left him there. Now I just took down the elk and now we eat, I bit into its leg and pee squirted out! YUM! Now that we ate our elk. We are going home to have a midight time rest.

Category: Dating
Jerkface

Hello Norm, So since you broke my anus, i decided to write you a cigarette. I wanted to let you know, that you are a fag. Why don't you and Kat go die in a dildo. Oh, and by the way, I already found someone new. His name is Lio. He at least doesn't hit on twelve year old girls. You are a ass hole. Lio and I are going to a Hole concert. Have fun in Hollywood you cum dumpster So not sincerely, John