beanToday we will learn how to bake a birthday cake with awkward frosting and moustache decorations. First, you mix one cup of lemonade with two splinters. Next, add a teaspoon of pearl and just a dash of brandy. generously mix it together with a wooden spoon until all of the lumps disapear. Prepare you pan by flushing it before you pour in the batter. Set the oven to 350 degrees and bake for 4 minutes. This is the perfect time to whip up some frosting. In a separate bowl, start with two sticks of chains and dump in two cups of powdered saw. Add fresh Mooncup and blend on medium speed. After your cake has cooled, you can frost it and write " Happy Birthday Helene" across the top! Don't forget the scarves and the matches!
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