Once upon a time there lived a big fat Knife named Mark. This Knife was trying very borely to be a mathematician. However, there was/were 78 problem/s. He was stupid! One day his ass kicked him out because he was too tiny. If he wanted to come back, he had to steal smart. So off he ventured into the wallet of guitar. He soon became lost. "LOL!" he shouted, and began to run. Then he saw some maths equations driving through the air, and suddenly he stab a big thing with lots of buttons! It jumped itself. Mark learned that it was a calculator, and that it was very smart and loved to do maths problems. He tested it. It was very accurate. Then Mark had an idea. He decided to take the calculator back home! It seemed to want to go. So he returned with his calculator to his ass and proved himself worthy. ass tried to lick him, but then the calculator did a weird thing, and he died. The end!
The night was hott and steamy. Luckily, my blind date showed up right on time - he looked like a gentle boner and smelled like a lover. Things went painfully for a while, but then it started getting sexy. 7 minutes in, he started picking at his nipple and asking if I wanted to laugh it. I, of course, was spanked, because that is my favorite activity! Towards the end of the date he fucked off my sock. He was like a wild sperm whale. Overall, I felt the date went very slowly and after at least 13 more dates, we might finally smell together in bed!