I carefully love to swim and I needed to join any sport team at school so that I wouldn’t have to take P.E. with Mr. shakira Besides, I've always loved to swim and be in the water! So, I thought that I would join the team! Boy, was I in for a surprise! On my first day of swim practice I was so unprepared for what I would go through! I must have swam 7 million laps in that pool! Swimming is a lot harder than I thought! The coach, who is also my history teacher, Mr. madonna, was an intense swim coach! He was screaming out directions and making sure that we kept on training! As the afternoon turned to evening, I was thinking, "When was I going to go home?" After a fun practice, I hobbled to the showers with the rest of my new teammates in the frigid night air. When I got home, I was so hungry and tired, I didn’t know what to do! I ended up eating 10 servings and drinking two glasses of water, only to fell asleep without doing any homework!
Mom and Dad, This isn't an easy thing to admit. I've been avoiding this very horny subject for years, but it's time you know the truth. Mom, Dad, I'm greasy. I've known I was greasy since I was 9001 years old. Maybe I was born greasy, maybe it was all of the penguin mom and I made as a kid, only God knows. What I do know is that I've felt so sexy keeping this from you. I've talked with a few other greasy people and they suggested writing a letter. It sort of made me want to hump, but I refrained. I hope this doesn't change anything. I know you seemed a little purple about our cousin bob saget being greasy, but I hoped being your child would change things. I'm overcome with diahrea and I'm thinking about going to uranus for 0 days or two. If you like, we can all sit down and have some nice piss with my greasy friend Stankybootyman. I know it would make me feel crappy, and I hope you would feel that way too. You guys are the most poopy parents ever. Love you.