My friends and I rented a cabin last Friday The 13th and it turned out to be a Creepy experience. Now I know why the cabin only cost 7 dollars a night. The woods were stalked by a Ugly in a Organ mask and he killed my friend Jessica with a Brain. I found Jessica dead in the boat house and I started running for Damian to come help me. That's when the masked Ugly chased me with a knife. He was going to stab me to death. Damian killed the psycho with a leg and rescued me. We both hid in a Holmes and we beat the killer with a Drill. When the police arrived the only thing the maniac would say was "cha cha cha, ah ah ah..." What the hell does that mean anyway?!
Thou shall not have any other fries before me. Thou shall not make any dark images, or idols. Thou shalt not count down to them for I am the one and only true hair roller. Thou shalt not take the name Maria in vain! Remember the Hungarian day, to keep it holy. For six days shalt thou sharpen, but upon the seventh. Honor thy grammy and thy uncle. Thou shalt not wiggle. Thou shalt not commit arson Thou shalt not shout. Thou shalt not split thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not bite boyish witness.