He was so absolutely cute. I love the way he hummed his mouse and always called me "holy shit." His eyes were the shape of tits and he smelled like pussy. We were walking near the bathroom when he asked me if he could kiss me. I felt so horny! I leaned in to kiss his slimey, wet lips when suddenly a bunch of beer came spewing out of my mouth! The love of my life suddenly started to choke, shouting, "what the fuck slick!" I didn't know what to do! So I followed my instincts and smelled his ear. He started to make noises like a pinky toe, and then he... died.
The Drakester anderson was kissing some love my sucker when he tripped over a shucks it blow on that! his butt started to hurt! he checked his kid and saw a bruise. the pain went away after 2,111 minutes.he got up and went back to his heres the floor thats the carpet wipe! HEY! HOW DID YOU LIKE THIS "MAINSTREAM" STORY? pls rate what you think!