Everyone is familiar with Nightmare On Elm Street, but few know it was based on a true story. It actually happened on Ellis Street and I lost several friends to the real life killer, Mr. Rodgers. Mr. Rodgers was a child flunker and when the parents found out they serenaded him to death. His ghost sought revenge by killing my friend Lio in his sleep. Mr. Rodgers used his razor sharp eye lashes to slice toes off. That is what happened to Lio and also to my bestie Nikki. Now the evil flunker is out to get me in my sleep too. Last night I dreamed he was chasing me at Chevys and trying to kill me with tacos that had teeth! I woke up screaming and farting. My mom doesn't believe me and I'm afraid to sleep!
Trixie and Twilight Sparkle were on a trip to office, to get some cops. It was a very super day. Along the way, they spotted a rare holy pony in a tree. Alarmed, they shouted "FTW!" The startled creature ran off boredly. They gave up and kept kicking to their destination. Suddenly, Will Smith popped out of the hospital, holding the gooey creature. "Holy Smokes!", they shouted. They all decided to take the creature with them. "We shall name him Snugly Bear!"