John Travolta and Angelina Jolie will adopt another baby; this time from Queens. His name will be Tommy the Tooth back hairstein. The Vikings will finally make it to the Superbowl, but they will lose to the Dallas whore bags. Romney will finally find his true calling after losing the presidency. He will run for mayor of Poll Katz instead. Marky Mark will star in a viral internet purple video with Joe Peci. Don't watch it! You're too young! Tony Bennett will win a Grammy and a crusty Globe Award! Oprah will present her own brand of spanx for plus sized women. Krispy Kreme will introduce the first moonshine flavored doughnut.
Last night i darnk so much semen that i became intoxicated. I was acting really painful when i realized i was missing a nipple tape. I was so free! My friend, tess helped me find it. when i got it back i realized i was actually missing my sleeves too. Well i felt so surprised! how embarassing. wow! that felt great!! I can hardly remember doing it, but i heard that i bounced rachel's crow. I bet he's angry at me. I had a smelly time, but next time i won't drink so much.