jessica and Grace were the finalists in the buckle Karaoke Contest. jessica entered the stage dressed up like nikki minaj and sang call me maybe. The judges gave a score of 78 and called the performance too hairy and very furry. When grace walked onto the stage dressed like catwomen the crowd started sliding. After singing beauty and a beat the judges gave a jumping ovation and a score of 98. The judges called the performance brilliantly prickly.
Brad Pitt went over to his friend President Obama's house for a sleepover with friends. He had brought the essentials for what he thought would be a typical sleepover: oj, money: the usual. To his surprise, President Obama and his friends had some vodka-injections. It was not long until the four friends were injecting vodka in their lipss and tripping balls like donkeys. He saw tatas and elephants with over six bootys. He also met a fluffer named Steve Jobs who showed him how to talk to wild jack rabbits. After it was over, they all woke up in an unknown field, with nothing but their jock straps on. The End.