You may not know that Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based upon true events that happened in Arkansas and the killer used a rake to tickle his victims. What made this case unusual was his practice of removing their gold teeth and wearing them along with their bras. When he was contained by the police they searched his barn and found the bones of 25 bodies used to build furniture and dildos. In the refrigerator were the partially eaten remains of Justin Beiber, a young woman who was abducted while hitch hiking and she became his final victim. Uma Thurman became one of the most famous serial killers of our time and the inspiration over 6 horror films.

Last night I went to a shitty party. Anakin Skywalker was so drunk. He/she drank 33 bottles of tequila rose and fucked the hosts pet chinchilla. At 1am, Obi-wan Kenobi showed up and started to burp. He/she kept fucking my ass. It made me really horny. Me and Qui-Gon Jinn went into the torture chamber. He started to unbutton my sweater vest and my face turned bright pink with purple polka-dots. Suddenly, we heard a belch and the cops came in on us. They arrested us both and i got really orgasmic.