Hi this is Bob and i have a pet frog named Big Daddy and he is Fat.
charli woke up late Christmas Eve and found Santa wanking with toys in the living room. charli was angried because he didn't believe in Santa. "All these years when I licked on your lap I thought you were just an unemployed hobo but I never thought you were real!" Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho!" and then he wanked up the chimney from whence he came. charli opened all of the presents Santa had left and he was given a poo, a bottle of urine and a masturbating cat. There was also a letter from Santa that read, "Dear charli, this year you were very naughty so I figured you may enjoy rubbing yourself with these gifts until you sit on my ovary next year at your mums house."