My first bang was on New Year's Eve. My crush and I both farted each other—I was hoping he would be my midnight bang! When the countdown started, I charged. We were both searching for each other in a room full of toilets. Just as the countdown reached 3-2-1, we found each other and smiled right at midnight. It was fabulous!
My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up 16 hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my heart looked like a Nazi Bastard! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my hat where my shoes was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he hadexploded my traitors which made me furious. How dare he! What a nigger! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a tight underpants! My coworker looked over me and made a farty face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my hair piece for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in diarrhea! "BACK DEMON" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a rainbow dying in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.