One sunny day Alice was at carrot Park reading the most unbelievable book ever written when she noticed a white zebra dressed in a running in a panic. Alice quickly followed him and fell all the way down a zebra hole; at the bottom she ate a taco pie which made her so small she was able to have a conversation with a goldfish that smoked a pipe, a sun flower that could sneeze and a lizard named Jason who burped houses. The worst part was after she ate a candy and grew larger and was chased around by the Queen of cigarettes who kept screaming "Off with her booty!"
the hairy raper van followed infected. they threw a loincloth at me and it was covered with jungle juice that must have come out of their penis. They threw me into the back seat, ripped off my loincloth and inserted their vagina into my titty. it felt so very close to resembling a penis that i screamed out OH GODDD!! when they finally let me go i was walking like i had a narwhal up my ass, so they decided to call me Sex Muffin