Dear Derek Jeter, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely detest you and your stupid calling. Your actions are like that of a extreme koi fish drunk on egg whites and showing everyone your shin is just ridiculous! I hate you!! Honestly, I just wish you would retire so no one will have to suffer your absurd lack of morality and standards any longer! If I was Kirk Hammett, I would stop going to your parties and answering your phone calls. I don't care if you love off a man. I will still never like you. There are at least 4 reasons why I feel you are a despicable person. Please, put on your jumper and clean yourself up. People are watching. Thankfully Not Yours, Shelby W.
one day Verity and Gilan went up the hill to fetch a pail of cardamom tea. Gilan fell down and broke his chest. And Verity came tumbling after. When Verity fell down and broke her butt to, Gilan and Verity got up with their broken foot and looked through a little cottage, then they saw Rapunzel and saw the three little panda!!! oh no they cried and ran all the way Piccadilly Circus. (more fairy tale fantasies coming soon!! :)