I hate going over to my Aunt's house! She has four crocodile and her house smells like bowtie. Sadly I have to go over there every weekend because my mom always has to go to Cape Town. I ask her if i can just go with her, but her response is always " I'm sorry pumpkin this is how it has to be!" Every time I go over to my aunts house she treats me like a baby! She feeds me cheese and tells me to scrub my nose when i take a bath. The thing i hate most is that she makes me wear my skinny scarf. I would much rather go to Zimbabwe then stay here with my aunt, but i dont wnt to telll her that and make her overjoyed. Yesterday she made me pull the toothbrush! Luckily I managed to find a peacock that I can play with when my aunt isn't nagging me to feed her crocodile. I can't wait to come visit my aunt again next weekend. :( (sarcasm)

Creepy miss perfect Hugged on the carpet Chewing a bowl of Milk along came a-an Dolphin that Rushed down beside her and Love mister muppet away.