Category: Animals

The Day at the Barn

Yesterday Nina and I went to this barn down the blue road which had a whole bunch of zebra and even lion!!! It was weird because all of the animals ate soccer goal!! I mean, thats just weird. Then the cheetah started to chew on my heart which had Angelina Jolie tattooed on it! Then all of the sudden farmer love yelled Pinky!! And this linx type thing came running up to him! That was the weirdest farm day ever!

Category: Goofy
How I Broke Both My Legs

It was Smarch of 921 BC, and I was walking to Church when I saw something strange. When i went to get a closer look I realized it was a tiny beetle!!! I was so courage! I couldn't believe it, i shouted SAD, COURAGEOUS, BUSY.! I ran away as fast as i could, but i accidentally giggled. My hole was in a lot of pain because i had just giggled it, but i kept running. All of a sudden i fell into a nipple. I couldn't get out! I screamed and bounced but i was stuck. I looked around for a way to get out, but i didn't see anything. Then, just like magic, i saw a town. Thank god! I was saved! as i climbed the town, my legs got caught on a crust. A KNIGHT'S CREST!, i screamed, but it was too late. My legs were broken. I just barely escaped.