Category: Goofy

Coming Out Letter

Mom and Dad, This isn't an easy thing to admit. I've been avoiding this very Sexy subject for years, but it's time you know the truth. Mom, Dad, I'm Soft. I've known I was Soft since I was 16 years old. Maybe I was born Soft, maybe it was all of the Birds mom and I made as a kid, only God knows. What I do know is that I've felt so Big keeping this from you. I've talked with a few other Soft people and they suggested writing a letter. It sort of made me want to Interwebzing, but I refrained. I hope this doesn't change anything. I know you seemed a little Red about our cousin Ryan Lochte being Soft, but I hoped being your child would change things. I'm overcome with Depression and I'm thinking about going to Venice for 4000000 days or two. If you like, we can all sit down and have some nice Semen with my Soft friend FREIND BEAST JUNIOR. I know it would make me feel bouyant, and I hope you would feel that way too. You guys are the most deadly parents ever. Love you.

Category: Goofy
Field Trip

I am Mr.Toiletson,I will be your farting instructor today. We will be learning about hobos,They will be fat or cool depending on how you smell. They are an endangered cat that have large noses. If you bring a camera, it has to be a/an A-999 or else, it will destroy your camera with ease. If you wanna see them on your own,please visit bathroom. See Ya!