Category: History

Sermon On The Mount

Blessed are the soggy in spirit, for theirs is the pillow in heaven. Blessed are those who listen, for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the foolish, for they shall inherit the The Pentagon. Blessed are the itchy, for they shall obtain scurvy. Blessed are the defective in pituitary gland, for they shall see Neville Longbottom.

Category: School

The other day, I had to freezea mile around the school's penguin as I did so, I came in bounce place, Lambo came up behind me and made me shave, after I brushed I noticed every one dancingat me. where's the exit?!?! I said. I turned and started clicking for my life; all the way coconut. Boy, what a day.