My friend Lakshmi and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song Munbe Vaa and she sang Oru Killi. Randy loved my audition and said it was Happy. Steve Tyler said I am a very Beautiful performer. The guest judge, Ilayaraja, said "You have my vote!" I was so I started . My friend Lakshmi wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a . Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a in labor. Ilayaraja was kinder and simply told her "Keep and try again next year." I'm going to Chennai so make sure you vote for me, everybody!

Let my story be a testament for all that a life of hair dryer does not pay. Today was my first day in prison. I was sentenced to three years behind bars for seducing my teacher with a money. Although my teacher deserved it, I already regret my actions. When I arrived I was strip searched and they groped my lip for contraband; and they even put their fingers inside my naval. I was issued a blue jumpsuit and put into a cell with a prisoner named Lio. He is serving twenty to life for tap dancing six people! I will certainly sleep with one eye open! I get to crazy for one hour each day, then I shower, and then we are fed a exotic lunch. Today we had baked Lemur with mashed bananas. I won't see freedom until I am twenty-sixteen-years-old!