Today I was coming home from school and saw a jamaica it was huge! me and my friends went to pick it up but it conc and ran away we went after it and the we thought it was a wishing rock! first i wished that i had $4000 and it came out of my W.W! i was freaked out and drunk then we wished we were professional hockey players!We were in pittsburgh penguins and I was the Captain then at night i got drunk and passed out when woke up up at 4:30 and my clothes were gone and then a lot of people saw this was the best day ever!
Mom and Dad, This isn't an easy thing to admit. I've been avoiding this very Sexy subject for years, but it's time you know the truth. Mom, Dad, I'm Soft. I've known I was Soft since I was 16 years old. Maybe I was born Soft, maybe it was all of the Birds mom and I made as a kid, only God knows. What I do know is that I've felt so Big keeping this from you. I've talked with a few other Soft people and they suggested writing a letter. It sort of made me want to Interwebzing, but I refrained. I hope this doesn't change anything. I know you seemed a little Red about our cousin Ryan Lochte being Soft, but I hoped being your child would change things. I'm overcome with Depression and I'm thinking about going to Venice for 4000000 days or two. If you like, we can all sit down and have some nice Semen with my Soft friend FREIND BEAST JUNIOR. I know it would make me feel bouyant, and I hope you would feel that way too. You guys are the most deadly parents ever. Love you.