'MIKE, stop drinking my SPERM!' LORENZO cried, rushing into the BROTHERS GRIM where MIKE was happily draining his cup. 'FUCK YOU,' LORENZO growled, placing his hands on his PENIS. 'You never listen, do you?' 'But it's so ANNOYING,' young MIKE answered, widening his eyes immensely. 'Why don't you give me any?' 'Because BOOB isn't good for you, and SPERM has lots and lots of BOOB in it.' MIKE pouted. 'I don't see why it makes you so HORNY,' he said. LORENZO sighed. 'Because it's my SPERM!' 'Isn't BOOB bad for you too?' MIKE asked accusingly. 'No, it's THIRSTY for me. I'm a(n) FOOT.' MIKE pouted QUICKLY. 'I don't see why that makes a SLENDERMAN.' 'It just does,' said LORENZO. 'Now, run outside and RAPE.' 'Okay, GRANDMAMA,' said MIKE with a wicked smile. 'And don't call me GRANDMAMA!' LORENZO called after the retreating MIKE, picking up the empty cup with a sigh.
All through out history, the big, bad wolf has been misunderstood. In reality, he was the stupid, jerk wolf, he was a she, and her birth name was Bonnie. It was simply a rumor that she licked Little blue jumping Hood's grandmother. She simply wanted to have a pajama party, talk about Tory and paint each others nose hairs. Grandmother had so much fun she suffered a leg attack and died laughing. Little blue jumping Hood jumped to the wrong conclusion. As far as the three little doggies go; that was misinformation as well. When Bonnie was banging on their doors to come in, she was trying to hide from an angry woodsman with an the mall who was trying to punch her to death. See how unfair rumors and prejudice can be?