This year we brought my grandfather home from the senior facility so he could enjoy Thanksgiving with the family. My grandfather is one hundred and one years old. He has false arms so it is hard for him to chew. During dinner he began to choke and I had to jump him on the back. A chunk of the roasted alligator came flying out of his mouth and landed in my uncle dennis's water glass. My uncle dennis yelled "yike!", but my grandfather is nearly deaf so he didn't hear him. All of a sudden everyone at the table smelled garbage can and we knew it was time for me to change grandfather's jean. Nobody wanted to finish eating because all of our appetites were ruined. For Christmas we are going to visit grandfather at the facility, and after he falls asleep we will go eat dinner at mcdonalds.

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