Category: Goofy

Bad News From The Doctor

One morning I woke up and I looked at my knee. It was fluffy! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "Curses." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a butterfly so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked sore, and looked closer. He suddenly rick rolled and knocked over all the frogs. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "Oh. In other words, you have a Bright eyes." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured Tango all over myself and never woke up.

Category: Movies
Michael Bay movies

1. Bad Maids 2. Mystery Gardners 3. Caterpillar Ugly 4. Lapis Lazuli Harbor 5. Bad Gods II 6. Transformers: Revenge Of The Paleontologists 7. Transformers: Dark Of The Cave 8. Pain & Dandelions 9. Transformers: Rickshaw Of Extinction 10. Teenage Sadistic Ninja Racoons (2014) 11. I Am Number 10 12. A/An Ice Cream On Elm Street (2010) 13. Sunday The 13th (2009) 14. The Sydney Horror (2005)