One day I was playing when I saw a shrimp! And then I looked over, and rubbed the most rad vest. He was French! It made me cut. I knew that I couldn't lick when he was sparkling. This made me angry. I started to leak ! No one had ever made me fry before. When I looked into his tongue, I saw forks. That was when I screamed, "It's so fluffay"
I was always too fat. I'm so overweight that last year, i weighed almost 56 pounds!!! I felt flabby, so i decided to make a change. I found this really cool website called stretchingjackal.com. They gave me my greatest idea yet. A tapeworm. I ordered my smelly tapeworm from china, and it came just 2 years later. So i took it my bathroom and i shoved it into my nipples. when it was in my body, i sighed and felt surprise. I was finally going to be skinny. I was finally going to be tingly. But all of a sudden i blacked out. I woke up 5 seconds later, and found that i had thrown up. I saw my tapeworm pooping on the barf chunk and i screamed. I curled up into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. i did it!! I lost 15 pounds!