My friend really loved bugs. A few days ago he Scratched me with a surprise present. He handed me a Embarrassed cup. I was Happiness, of course, but also very Happiness because I knew how much he Rushed bugs. I put my Jaw up to the box and Licked. Whatever was inside that cup must of been Recently Odd! When I opened up the box, 65 Adorable bugs came Yelling out of it! I was so afraid that I shouted "Moly Moley" at the top of my lungs and ran all of the way to Italy and collapsed on the floor.

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