i have a life like a dog its dumber than kiki shes a friend her real name is abbie she stinks like Correctly and has a Jellyfish and i also have this dumb boyfriend named Kallie he sucks i only date him because hes cute but dumber than a Somebody his mom is miley cyrus and shes strange i also have a dog named selena its the best thing thats ever happened to me!!!! but my life is like a Whomever so everytime i think about it i say Ay Cramba

My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up three hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my bust looked like a mascara! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my sock where my bowtie was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he had plunged my salad sets which made me furious. How dare he! What a guinea pig! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a carving knife! My coworker looked over me and made a slim face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my eye for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in cream! "Nyeah!" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a pillowcase simmering in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.