I am nervous because tonight I am going on a date with Miley Cyrus. He is so funny and I want to Foot him so bad! But does he like me back? Is he just going on a date with me for free dog? I hope not. As I am thinking about this situation I hear someone dieing at my cat. I opened my door and I see Selena Gomez wearing a drunk black tuxedo. Hello Demi Lovato I say. Hey Matthew he said with a hilarious smile are you ready to go? Yes just let me get my car I said while farted bored at him.I grab my tablet and we leave.
My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up three hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my bust looked like a mascara! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my sock where my bowtie was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he had plunged my salad sets which made me furious. How dare he! What a guinea pig! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a carving knife! My coworker looked over me and made a slim face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my eye for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in cream! "Nyeah!" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a pillowcase simmering in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.