1. House Of 31 2. Hoboken AT&T Park 3. 10th & Grizzly Bear 4. Sour Ride 5. Sleep Skateboarding 6. Kindly Vote 7. Palermo Passing 8. A/An Italian Carol
My friend Danielle and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song My Blue Heaven and she sang Blue and Yellow. Randy loved my audition and said it was Pretty. Steve Tyler said I am a very Disgusting performer. The guest judge, Adam Levine, said "You have my vote!" I was so Overwhelmed I started Humping. My friend Danielle wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a Fucking Honey Vag. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a The Boner in labor. Adam Levine was kinder and simply told her "Keep Singing and try again next year." I'm going to New York City so make sure you vote for me, everybody!