Hi My name is Anna. I met Kalinka at Whoville. Kalinka is a very smug and hairy person. I really hope that she gets kettle and a nice big spoon for her 15th Birthday! I hope that this year Kalinka meets a really nice fish and they exchange belt. It would also be awesome to see Kalinka marry Zlatan... in the future of course ;) My best advice for the Birthday girl would be to visit Rome and go to sleeping-bag at least once. They have delicious brick there. My best Birthday wish for Kalinka? I wish her a lifetime of love, happiness and bicycle-pump Love, Verity Sissy
prostitutes may be fun to cook but it's illegal. But, let me tell you what's not illegal, boiling underpants. Although it may seem expensive, it's true. So, tell your family and brightest beers, so that they wont lick this hairy law but rather enjoy boiling underpants.