St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from american. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by teachers and sold into slavery. After several years of being belonged he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a complex until he dreamt that icecreamshake ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about icecreamshake. Soon the Irish accepted icecreamshake as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf grass became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named kayla and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would bat anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the bathroom.
- dont stop fucking - everyday is a fishy day - do you know the cock man - i suck you - your so blow - wanna be a ferret with me - HOLY DAN FUCKING UCCELLINI is what i say to your mom - i live for dan uccellinis - howdy can i tinkel you - we live for wiener dog - dman likes prune juice