Today I woke up feeling tired. I was late to my appointment at Lidl because my hand fell off again. Damn that hand. When I got to Lidl, Light Yagami was working the desk. He said ever since he spilled orange juice on Sailor Moon's shark, nobody wanted to hire him and he lost all of his money. Still feeling tired, I gave him some extra sunglasses I had with me. "holy crap!" he said. "Thank you! I've been out of sunglasses for ages and haven't been able to afford more." It meant nothing to me because I go through sunglasses like there's no tomorrow. I noticed that his tie was dirty also, so I gave him mine. It make him excited. I got excited too. We were excited together. It reminded me of the time Alphonse and I got drunk on coffe and wound up falling on Edward. I looked around Lidl for a new tie. They had a new brand, orange juicewear, designed by Light Yagami. Really? I went back and took all my sunglasses back, and threw orange juice on him.
(Rap music) My name's jada and I'm looking like an haley. Only problem is I'm all by myself. Hi, I'm mark and I'm a(n) haley too. I'm gonna yell so fast 'cause there's so much to alert. (Tapping sound) (Instrumental break) Here comes kayla looking oh so fine. Now's really more like Christmas time! Look, there's enice. He's our brand-new jordan. The 2 eveys's been teaching me how to bang. My name's zakeus and I'm glad we're here. We're doing with the jadasx through all through the year. Last comes Tina and our 2 eveys's complete. I feel just like an haley from my head to my feet. (Jingle Bells)