I was just farting downt the street, carrying a box of bloody hearts when I tripped! I slammed my face on a cat pee! "how could you do this to me!" I shouted. I got back up and strode on, because if I was anything, I was a pube! Then I saw him. He was a little smelly, a little wrinkly, and when I looked into his lava eyes, I barfed. "Hi" I giggled. "Hello" he responded gently. He then asked me the question I'd been waiting for, "Can you take off your pants?" In response, I whispered, "that sounds great!" I felt like a worm, throwing her young. I took off my sweaty pants, and handed them to his orange hands. I walked all the way home that night, happy and without pants. I died 400 hours later.

On a summer day, me and my friend aditi, decided we would plan a trip for the weekend at his parent cottage. As we made out the invites, we decided that we were going to invite swetha because they call him/her browwni. Then we decided to invite anu because his/her parents have the biggest books. We really didnt want to invite aditi because he/she has the worst tempered . Last but not least we invited betty because he/she was the tits and gave all the guys the best . When we arrived, browwni yelled Mamma Mia! Is that kajol? Turns out he was right kajol was sleeping in our cottage with Book in his/her hand! We couldnt believe what we were seeing. Lets just say it was a interseting weekend. Sincerly riya