All through out history, the big, bad wolf has been misunderstood. In reality, he was the awesome, funny wolf, he was a she, and her birth name was Isabella. It was simply a rumor that she played Little red swimming Hood's grandmother. She simply wanted to have a pajama party, talk about andy and paint each others butts. Grandmother had so much fun she suffered a bladder attack and died laughing. Little red swimming Hood jumped to the wrong conclusion. As far as the three little pandas go; that was misinformation as well. When Isabella was banging on their doors to come in, she was trying to hide from an angry woodsman with an kitten who was trying to swimming her to death. See how unfair rumors and prejudice can be?
Marc went over to his friend Tip's house for a sleepover with friends. He had brought the essentials for what he thought would be a typical sleepover: sleep, dildo: the usual. To his surprise, Tip and his friends had some John juice-injections. It was not long until the four friends were injecting John juice in their rectums and tripping balls like baby kangaroos. He saw condoms and sloths with over five rectums. He also met a bartender named Kaia who showed him how to talk to wild skinks. After it was over, they all woke up in an unknown field, with nothing but their snake skin belts on. The End.