I just came home from Disneyland and whenever I come there im to nervous to go to the bathroom... Right when I came home i went to the bathroom, but there was no toilet tears left! I just tried to relax. I STOPPED RELAXING WHEN I WAS DONE I thinked, and thinked, and thinked. Andddddddddd.......... I used my ankle. that was the most weirdest thing Iv'e done in my life. But why did I use a part of my body? There was no choice. I a feeling wierd for this, but a poop stain was on my t-shirt. I wore it to the Alaska and as soon as I found this out, everybody laughed at me. The End
My friend Michaela and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song To Binge and she sang Red red wine. Randy loved my audition and said it was thin. Steve Tyler said I am a very interesting performer. The guest judge, Bing Crosby, said "You have my vote!" I was so excited I started dressing. My friend Michaela wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a eating lark. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a lobster in labor. Bing Crosby was kinder and simply told her "Keep painting and try again next year." I'm going to Oslo so make sure you vote for me, everybody!