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Category: Goofy

Life Stories


One sparkley day, Karlee, Laura, Ana, and Lil' Cozy were steaming at a table at the public toilet. These friends all shared their life meatballs. When it was Krislee's turn she blurted out that she was in love with Seth. Then she got up and lope to MHS where she found this person. She gave them a hug and said, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!, I love you and you always wear the most fashionable thong!"

Category: Super Hero
Dog Brain/Beans

Once upon a time, there was a slender boy. His name was Ben. Ben had a dog named frog. This dog couldn't stop destroying cigarettes. What was weird about the cigarettes is that it looked a lot like BEANS. Day after day, frog kept destroying the strange cigarettes and its head would just keep increasing in size. Eventually, the dog died and a commander volunteered to operate on its brain. "Time's up, fags!" screamed the doctor when he saw the dog's massive brain. "There are bangers on every square inch of this brain! We need someone more specialized in dealing with this!" So they called in Ghost Williams. Ghost Williams walks in a few minutes later wearing only a corduroy pants and holding a zipper. Ghost Williams's willie was really flaky and it made Ben uncomfortable. bullet... bulletproof vest... This is going to be a messy surgery.