Category: Travels

Nude Beach No No

The bride wanted to look skanky so she planned to get a Brazilian wax (which is the removal of all third testicle hair), however, she was embarrassed to go to a crack house to have it done. Her sister offered to do the waxing but did not use the correct waxing elements; the future bride’s soggy dick was so fucked it destroyed her wedding day and honeymoon! The waxing caused an irritation that leaked for over a week. When the hair finally started to grow back on her third testicle she had an incredible itch! Their honeymoon night and the week following were not spent ejactulating the way they wanted. Obviously! She was very gay and used shitting cream, with a bandage, to reduce the irritation.

Category: School
The Last Day

It was the last day of school and there were tons of Panda. We were supposed to be going to the zoo, but i guess they brought it to us. I was really Jealousy and sonali my friend wouldnt stop Smelling me! Then all of a sudden the Whale Started to eat all of the teachers papers! The Lion even tried to eat Mrs.Pipes Bikini. This all was happening when Leonardo Dicaprio burst throught the class room door and swept our teacher off her feet! This was extreamly odd because nikhitathen they strated to dance with each other. My friends were laughing so hard! By the time they were done danceing the bell rang! And then that day was over! what a Ashamed last day of school!