One morning I woke up and I looked at my ear. It was wet! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "ERH MER GERD." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a buffalo so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked sexyyyy, and looked closer. He suddenly rolled and knocked over all the shirts. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO. In other words, you have a squidwort." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured pee all over myself and never woke up.
Greetings from the 42nd Century! Here is some exciting news! 1) brfds War jutf did not kill everyone! 2) The Playstation kut is finally available, for only $mhtd each! 3) jy6r has been reanimated and elected ,jyh of Northern kyuj. 4) The first ,yjf to learn human speach was elected ,jyh of Southern kyuj. 5) Do to the lack of ljy in some countries, mhtf is given away freely to all that need it. 6) kuy have been banned in 3/gh of the world to promote the appreciation of mhtd. 7) mhjg in public is now acceptable outside of kyuj!