Once upon a time, there was a sharp boy. His name was Rachel. Rachel had a dog named cricket. This dog couldn't stop shooting poops. What was weird about the poops is that it looked a lot like BEANS. Day after day, cricket kept shooting the strange poops and its head would just keep increasing in size. Eventually, the dog died and a President of the United States of America volunteered to operate on its brain. "Thank the maker!" screamed the doctor when he saw the dog's massive brain. "There are legs on every square inch of this brain! We need someone more specialized in dealing with this!" So they called in Dr. Oz. Dr. Oz walks in a few minutes later wearing only a braces and holding a seed. Dr. Oz's cock was really slimy and it made Rachel uncomfortable. young girl... small boy... This is going to be a messy surgery.
The Drakester anderson was kissing some love my sucker when he tripped over a shucks it blow on that! his butt started to hurt! he checked his kid and saw a bruise. the pain went away after 2,111 minutes.he got up and went back to his heres the floor thats the carpet wipe! HEY! HOW DID YOU LIKE THIS "MAINSTREAM" STORY? pls rate what you think!