Today when i woke up, my hair was hairy! I tried to shavebrush it, but then it just looked bloody. So i called tess in to slap me, but he just stood there and kissed. He wasn't helpful. I called my babymom, who said hallelujah. I didn't really understand what she meant, but i decided to try curling it. I put the hot butt on my hair, and it my surprise it banged! My hair finally looked good. That day at school my friend rachel complimented my hair, but she said my boots didn't look so good. I couldn't believe it! My cargo pants looked good and so did my pajama pants, so how could i forget about boots? What a disaster. This is the super sitnky day ever.
Dear katrina kaif, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely laughing you and your dark dieing. Your actions are like that of a cutest pig drunk on lava and showing everyone your ears is just ridiculous! wow! Honestly, I just wish you would retire so no one will have to suffer your absurd lack of morality and standards any longer! If I was salman khan, I would stop going to your parties and answering your phone calls. I don't care if you accepted off a smoke. I will still never like you. There are at least 6 reasons why I feel you are a despicable person. Please, put on your pin and clean yourself up. People are watching. Thankfully Not Yours, sawan