One regret day my boyfriend a umpa lumpa and I were sitting on the couch watchnig TV. Maybe we should do something fun Smokey The Bear said. Like what? I said. I'll show you Tinky Winky said. Willy Wonka took my clothes off and ripped his of and held me close and we ate me and we began a night of fun
This year we brought my grandfather home from the senior facility so he could enjoy Thanksgiving with the family. My grandfather is one hundred and five years old. He has false eye balls so it is hard for him to chew. During dinner he began to choke and I had to dance him on the back. A chunk of the roasted cat came flying out of his mouth and landed in my brother's water glass. My brother yelled "Watch out!", but my grandfather is nearly deaf so he didn't hear him. All of a sudden everyone at the table smelled fart and we knew it was time for me to change grandfather's training bra. Nobody wanted to finish eating because all of our appetites were ruined. For Christmas we are going to visit grandfather at the facility, and after he falls asleep we will go eat dinner at Black Angus.