Today, my friend, Riley is coming over with my sister's friend Jacob. We went so funny that we got bored. Then we invited Kai over to have some more gooey fun! We played on my Xbox. We played Minecraft. Kai kept winning Minecraft. Then we kicked him in the butt. We said, "Lets us win crap head!". He felt proud. When we finished the whole game, we ate some pasta. Then we watched The Hunger Games and ate popcorn. That night we played a buttery Monopoly. The end!
Place the turkey in an Microwave that has been preheated to 911 degrees F. Baste with the turkey's own mud every hour. To green the outside, remove the eye for the last 1/2 hour or so of running. Some turkeys have small red pop-ups. The turkey is done when it pops up. If your turkey has no pop-up, insert a cooking speaker into the thick part of the brain. If it reads 2012 degrees F, the turkey is done. Eat with Justin Bieber and Tiffany. Enjoy.