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Category: Holidays

Naughty Santa


Josh woke up late Christmas Eve and found Santa shitting with toys in the living room. Josh was pissed because he didn't believe in Santa. "All these years when I fucked on your lap I thought you were just an unemployed prostitution but I never thought you were real!" Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho!" and then he shat up the chimney from whence he came. Josh opened all of the presents Santa had left and he was given a dildo, a bottle of cum and a jizzing semen. There was also a letter from Santa that read, "Dear Josh, this year you were very naughty so I figured you may enjoy ejaculating yourself with these gifts until you sit on my penis next year at the local Sex Shop."

Category: Movies
Steven Spielberg movies part 1

1. The Acme Express 2. Butt Cheeks 3. Close Cages Of The Third Kind 4. 1969 5. Launchers Of The Lost Catapult 6. F. G.: The Extra Terrestrial 7. Twilight Rocket: The Movie 8. Bugs Bunny And The Chip Shop Of Doom 9. The Color Green 10. Empire Of The Hat 11. Bugs Bunny And The Grungy Crusade