My friend Twilight Sparkle and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song Love The Way You Lie and she sang Mud on the Tires. Randy loved my audition and said it was long. Steve Tyler said I am a very sticky performer. The guest judge, Toby Keith, said "You have my vote!" I was so smiled I started running. My friend Twilight Sparkle wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a hopping pony. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a dog in labor. Toby Keith was kinder and simply told her "Keep screaming and try again next year." I'm going to Las Vegas so make sure you vote for me, everybody!
I was farting my tongue when I heard my mom say "what the hell." I got distracted and spilled soap all over my shirt! I ran to the washer and started to take off my shirt when I saw a bear looking at me. How was I supposed to wash my clothes when it was making me feel so happy! It began to whisper to me. It said, "say what." I tried to ignore it and told it, "no way" but it just made it more purple. I went to grab the soap to put in the washer FINALLY when I looked into the washer and saw rollercoasters. How could I wash my shirt when that was there making me feel goofy. My phalangie couldn't handle it!