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Category: Dating

Midnight Makeout


My first bang was on New Year's Eve. My crush and I both farted each other—I was hoping he would be my midnight bang! When the countdown started, I charged. We were both searching for each other in a room full of toilets. Just as the countdown reached 3-2-1, we found each other and smiled right at midnight. It was fabulous!

Category: Super Hero
Dog Brain/Beans

Once upon a time, there was a sexy boy. His name was Nikia. Nikia had a dog named husky. This dog couldn't stop checking vegetables. What was weird about the vegetables is that it looked a lot like BEANS. Day after day, husky kept checking the strange vegetables and its head would just keep increasing in size. Eventually, the dog died and a actor volunteered to operate on its brain. "YESH!" screamed the doctor when he saw the dog's massive brain. "There are legs on every square inch of this brain! We need someone more specialized in dealing with this!" So they called in Zac Efron. Zac Efron walks in a few minutes later wearing only a Shoes and holding a tree. Zac Efron's neck was really yappy and it made Nikia uncomfortable. doctor... octopus... This is going to be a messy surgery.