taylor was bachelor and i was bachelorette in aEar Muffs. he bought me aLion. and i bought himBikini. his parents loved me and mine hated him soo much that they kicked him out and said MazelTov.the Himselfof the t.v show said makeup or breakup. taylor akaBoo Thang\my not boyfriend yelledWTF after i choose what i wanted.his parents said to buy meAlcohol to win me heart back all that did is wast his money.heLicked in front of me and iYellhim right across his face.
Brad Pitt went over to his friend President Obama's house for a sleepover with friends. He had brought the essentials for what he thought would be a typical sleepover: oj, money: the usual. To his surprise, President Obama and his friends had some vodka-injections. It was not long until the four friends were injecting vodka in their lipss and tripping balls like donkeys. He saw tatas and elephants with over six bootys. He also met a fluffer named Steve Jobs who showed him how to talk to wild jack rabbits. After it was over, they all woke up in an unknown field, with nothing but their jock straps on. The End.