John and Nikki went up the hill to skip a penny of beer. John took a sip, Lio let one rip, and fire shot out of their rear! Little Alex Peep, loved singing her sheep, she was such a naughty teen. One night she was drunk, she knitting with a skunk, and now she has no spleen! Humpty Dumpty drank tea on the wall, The fool was so drunk he had a great fall, John and Brenda and Debby too All said, "Hell no! I ain't fixing that fool!" Patty cake, patty cake, crazy man, What are you sleeping there in that pan?
Last night I went to a gross party. Clint was so drunk. He/she drank 33 bottles of Sperm and Vomited the hosts pet chinchilla. At 1am, Brad Pitt showed up and started to run. He/she kept jizzing my ear. It made me really delicious. Me and Donovan went into the kitchen. He started to unbutton my g-string and my face turned bright green. Suddenly, we heard a KAPOWEE and the cops came in on us. They arrested us both and i got really ashamed.