Last night on America's Got Talent, my friend Alice was on the show playing a trombone while my other friend Matt was stripping to the music. The crowd was unhappy and the judges stopped the performance. Sharon Osbourne said it made it her want to faint. Alice started crying and Matt showed the crowd his elbow. The next act was my uncle on a motorcyle jumping over earplugs. The crowd was anazed and the judges saddened the act! Howie said, "Congratulations! Your going to Hogwarts!" I think I will aaudition next season and sing Stairway to Heaven while my pet platypus dances. Wish me luck!

this is your personal guide to animals. Many animals like the goose have a very sharp ribs. some animals like to sew and say pumpershinckels!!!! Some animals live in the gun store. The Komodo Dragon has to vacum peanut butter trees -8 times a day. Polar Bears and blood thirsty monkeys eat cacuti and coffee beans. Never try to dress a carly in a meaty tuouge dress. They will ponder your butt off! Always remember to never feed walruses hot dogs.