Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my livers. Last year we watched Alternia Chainsaw Massacre. It starred Megan Fox and I was terrified when she got her lung cut off! There was so much jarate squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The Fish Have Eyes! It is about mutant pens that stalk a family and write them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars Nic Cage, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being fucked by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like jumping Monopoly or running masks to the neighborhood kids? I hate slimy movies!

one day anna and Michael went up the hill to fetch a pail of pee. Michael fell down and broke his but. And antthony came tumbling after. When anna fell down and broke her but to, Michael and anna got up with their broken but and looked through a little cottage, then they saw julia and saw the three little smelly dog!!! oh no they cried and ran all the way new hapsher. (more fairy tale fantasies coming soon!! :)