One sunny day Alice was at carrot Park reading the most unbelievable book ever written when she noticed a white zebra dressed in a running in a panic. Alice quickly followed him and fell all the way down a zebra hole; at the bottom she ate a taco pie which made her so small she was able to have a conversation with a goldfish that smoked a pipe, a sun flower that could sneeze and a lizard named Jason who burped houses. The worst part was after she ate a candy and grew larger and was chased around by the Queen of cigarettes who kept screaming "Off with her booty!"
Last year at our high school, Disneyland High, my good friend Jason was voted prom king and his girlfriend Melissa wasn't. Boy was Melissa pissed off. In fact, my other good friend Julie was voted prom queen, and when Jason and Julie were dancing Melissa went completely psycho and started snotting them both and tried to grab Julie's crown. The principal yelled "Long live the king" and the next day she wass soooooo suspended. Jason broke up with Melissa and everybody was talking about it. When she finally returned to school, she found out Jason was dating someone new... another excellent friend of mine named Marc. Awww. They make the sweetest couple.