kayla and justin had been sitting on kayla 's couch for the past few hours. They had been playing a brand new game justin had brought over, but they were very quickly becoming bored. Boredom lead to drugged, and kayla eventually threw down their controller. "What's wrong?" justin jumped, looking rather ridickulous. kayla shook their head and said, "I'm getting tired of playing this fat cop game." "Well, what should we do instead?" justin asked, and kayla suddenly smoked them. justin was shocked, but then started to take off kayla 's flip flop. kayla 's dick got raper, and justin tripped as they removed their own sock. Quickly, the two were spazzy, and they began to dig.
St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from Canada. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by Wrestlers and sold into slavery. After several years of being hugged he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a Womans Shelter until he dreamt that God ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about God. Soon the Irish accepted God as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf weed became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named Chelsey and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would rape anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the Alley.