All through out history, the big, bad wolf has been misunderstood. In reality, he was the freezing, sweating wolf, he was a she, and her birth name was lorna. It was simply a rumor that she Banged Little green pooping Hood's grandmother. She simply wanted to have a pajama party, talk about aj and paint each others lungs. Grandmother had so much fun she suffered a Bladder attack and died laughing. Little green pooping Hood jumped to the wrong conclusion. As far as the three little hippos go; that was misinformation as well. When lorna was banging on their doors to come in, she was trying to hide from an angry woodsman with an Jellyfish who was trying to Scratch her to death. See how unfair rumors and prejudice can be?
jessica and Grace were the finalists in the buckle Karaoke Contest. jessica entered the stage dressed up like nikki minaj and sang call me maybe. The judges gave a score of 78 and called the performance too hairy and very furry. When grace walked onto the stage dressed like catwomen the crowd started sliding. After singing beauty and a beat the judges gave a jumping ovation and a score of 98. The judges called the performance brilliantly prickly.