One morning I woke up and I looked at my ear. It was wet! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "ERH MER GERD." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a buffalo so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked sexyyyy, and looked closer. He suddenly rolled and knocked over all the shirts. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO. In other words, you have a squidwort." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured pee all over myself and never woke up.

I love my Embarrassed sister. Her name is Jay Z. She is quite a little cutie, but she always goes through my Jellyfish. I Love it went she goes through my dressers drawers! Although, once when she went through my Mushy closets and tried on my clothes she looked so Creepy that I thought I was going to Yell in my pants! She had my Stinky spring dress on with my Pants. She wore several of my necklaces. She even sprayed on several perfumes, totally filling up the room with Ay Cramba! I just had to take a picture of her and put it on my Facebook photo album! My little sister is certainly the heart of our family, always bringing us closer together. When her preschool teacher, Willie, called home to tell us that there was an accident at school during her trip to the zoo, I was so nervous I rushed to her school. Apparently, she fell from the swings and hurt her eyeball. Aside from a little bruising she was fine. To make her feel better I took her out for some ice-cream!