I came home from a long day at work. I work at a Hell where I Fart Dogs and today my boss yelled at me. He said, "Tess, OMG THATS AWFUL!!." It was terrible. ANYWAYS, when I walked through my front door, I smelled something TERRIBLE! It smelled like a Snake's Pee. I walked further into my house, into the kitchen. It was in the fridge: Above of the Butt was a cup of Diarrhea. How did that get there? I didn't know what to do with the super smelly drink so... I put some in my Clit but there was more left so I drank it. It felt like I had been Headbutted by a Blue Chop. I screamed "Oh no...." and Pisses myself.
Your homo Don't know what for You Turnin'penis when you walk through the cockland Dont need make up, to cover up Being the way that you are is enough Everyone else in the penis land Can see it Everyone else But niall horan Baby you nigger my pornolishis Like nobody else The way that you queefed your hair gets me horny But when you smile at the wall It ain't hard to tell You dont know-oh-oh, you dont know your cocksucker And That's what makes you cocksucker !