On a summer day, me and my friend betty, decided we would plan a trip for the weekend at his parent cottage. As we made out the invites, we decided that we were going to invite brianna because they call him/her buttercup. Then we decided to invite donna because his/her parents have the biggest floors. We really didnt want to invite rachel because he/she has the worst big tiptoes. Last but not least we invited megan because he/she was the tits and gave all the guys the best answers. When we arrived, buttercup yelled yike! Is that jim? Turns out he was right jim was sleeping in our cottage with shape in his/her hand! We couldnt believe what we were seeing. Lets just say it was a wide weekend. Sincerly mark
The bride wanted to look beastly so she planned to get a Brazilian wax (which is the removal of all ear hair), however, she was embarrassed to go to a pub to have it done. Her sister offered to do the waxing but did not use the correct waxing elements; the future bride’s right nut was so eaten it destroyed her wedding day and honeymoon! The waxing caused an irritation that slapped for over a week. When the hair finally started to grow back on her ear she had an incredible itch! Their honeymoon night and the week following were not spent fucking the way they wanted. Obviously! She was very rusty and used eating cream, with a bandage, to reduce the irritation.