well it all started at the barbados. where i saw my celebrity crush,tom hanks. he/she was sitting at the table across from me. he approached me and asked for my name, i said "my name is shamwow guy!" then he/she asked for my number, i told him/her. TWO WEEKS LATER! conan o'brien and i were going on a vacation to mali along with naayousmeless prostitute. and her/his pet giraffe. we shared the huge apartment bedroom #13. a nameless prostitute left and me and conan o'brien were home alone. he/she then proceeded to remove my bra. we had some fun on the toilet seat. NINE MONTHS LATER we had a baby male, named billy. and then we got married at the red carpet, and our child was in the front row in his/her baby carriage. i was so joyous. then we lived happily ever after. THE END
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