Category: Goofy

Coming Out Letter

Mom and Dad, This isn't an easy thing to admit. I've been avoiding this very Furry subject for years, but it's time you know the truth. Mom, Dad, I'm cute. I've known I was cute since I was 42 years old. Maybe I was born cute, maybe it was all of the chairs mom and I made as a kid, only God knows. What I do know is that I've felt so beautiful keeping this from you. I've talked with a few other cute people and they suggested writing a letter. It sort of made me want to Scratch, but I refrained. I hope this doesn't change anything. I know you seemed a little funny about our cousin Zac Efron being cute, but I hoped being your child would change things. I'm overcome with anger and I'm thinking about going to bathroom for 7 days or two. If you like, we can all sit down and have some nice milk with my cute friend Jc Caylen. I know it would make me feel Creepy, and I hope you would feel that way too. You guys are the most Red parents ever. Love you.

Category: Music
Sorry For Party Rocking Part 1

Yo, I be up in party looking for a ugly to run I got a vodka in my hand and they just called goose Poppin' bottles in the house with models in the V.I.P. All the handcuffs make out for the whole damn club to see Let's go People always say that my music's purple Sorry for party killing Jeremy complain saying turn it down! Sorry for party killing dice don't like we got the Batman Sorry for party killing When Will Smith talk stupid, we just be like Sorry for party killing