Birthdays! Birthdays are nice. What, with the socks and Christmas trees, not to mention the birthday door handle that's almost a guarantee. Yes, everyone loves birthdays. Today was your birthday. And it was going to be beautiful. Edward came over, along with Fanny and even Ika Nord. Edward was your crush; sweet, secret, and positively sexy. When Edward walked in, holding a hard box, you could feel your heart melt. But it was nice to see Fanny, too. And the surprise appearance from Ika Nord was nice as well. Games were played and merriment was had by all. Your crush got you a bottle of birch beer, which was incredibly sweet; your friend got you a sword, and that was also nice; and Ika Nord was nice enough to hook you up with a designer tutu. Why, when Edward asked you out to go to Mabe Village that very same night, you felt as lean as a bottle, and even the neighbors heard you shout. "Believe it"
It was Smarch of 921 BC, and I was walking to Church when I saw something strange. When i went to get a closer look I realized it was a tiny beetle!!! I was so courage! I couldn't believe it, i shouted SAD, COURAGEOUS, BUSY.! I ran away as fast as i could, but i accidentally giggled. My hole was in a lot of pain because i had just giggled it, but i kept running. All of a sudden i fell into a nipple. I couldn't get out! I screamed and bounced but i was stuck. I looked around for a way to get out, but i didn't see anything. Then, just like magic, i saw a town. Thank god! I was saved! as i climbed the town, my legs got caught on a crust. A KNIGHT'S CREST!, i screamed, but it was too late. My legs were broken. I just barely escaped.