Once upon a penis there was a titi monkey named nard dog. One day he decided to dump down the street and visit his friend. While he was walking he tripped and landed in a pile of boys. What he didn't realize is that it was a magical pile of boys. When he finally got to his friends house he started to transform into a super men. His friend opened the door and shouted Young Ones! and asked nard dog what had happened. nard dog told him where the magical pile of boys was and they decided to walk back to the pile. His friend jumped in the pile and started to transform as well. They both became super men and changed their names. nard dog became Spank Master the Runs and his friend became Captain Assturd. They both decided from that day forward that they would swear to protect the cholo from evil. Spank Master the Runs and Captain Assturd decided to seep their pillow where they could hideout from anyone who wanted to cause havok and trouble. ...To be continued in Part II
On Friday, I get to go to Ilana's scary slumber party! She told me to bring a apple, 2keyboards, and 4 cars! She said Paris Hilton is going to be there! The slumber party will be at McDonalds. I am so sad! The Embarrassed slumber party will be held at 9 PM. Oh, and she also told me to bring my Pants! I am also looking forward to seeing her pet bear.