Category: Animals

my new llama

today my potato gave me 123456789 llama(s). ermahgerd i yelled, i happy llamas. this is the best day of my life. then i went to the pet store to buy him a underwear that said i love Ashlyn. when we got there they said they had no pants availible. so then i went home and made my llama a hat i was angry. then i noticed i hadn't given my llama a name!!!!! those stupid hobos ate my pie again so i came up with the name of George. the end!!

Category: Movies
Adam Sandler movies part 2

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