Long ago, in the country of USA, lived a lonely Dog maker who wished for nothing more than a son. One night, after wishing upon a feather, the feather fairy granted his wish and brought his puppet made of doctor to life. The overjoyed Dog maker named him Pinochio. The old man tried his best to teach Pinochio to be honest, and each time the creepy puppet lied his organ would grow! Pinochio lied so many times his organ grew 7 feet long! Soon word traveled about the amazing Pinochio, and his Mushy organ. People traveled from all over to see him sing and run. However, like most childhood stars, Pinochio eventually got caught up in a life of crime, money addiction, and guest appearances of shows like Celebrity Rehab, and The ugliest Loser.
Use this checklist to make sure you have everything you need for your first year at college. These are just suggestions; you should adapt this list to suit your own situation. To save packing or shipping, it might make sense to buy some of these items after you arrive. 1. 5 pairs of Pants. 2. 35 cases of Pina Coladas. 3. Pajamas. 4. Slippers and/or flip-flops. 5. Hair Dryer 6. Mom's Troll collection. Whatever. They won't mind. 7. Sara's phone number and home address. 8. Sebastien -- that's allowed, right? 9. A poster of Elijah Wood. 10. Soap to wash your Ankle. 11. Gladiator to watch with the roomie. 12. A pillow in the shape of a/an Flamingo. 13. Diving equipment. You gotta make that team. 14. Storage bins. 15. And lastly, a Pencil. This will be your little piece of home.