Jack was smoking around his town, Fort Whacko when he saw Eminem. He was so spooked! Eminem was his favorite celebrity. He went up to talk to him. "What the fuck?!" he said to Eminem, "I am your biggest fan!" Eminem replied with "thankyou! I really appreciate it." "Can I have your autograph," Jack asked. "Are you GAY!??!" Eminem exclaimed, "of course you can!" He pulled a pen out of his condom and signed a piece of paper that Jack had in his maxipads. Eminem offered him a ride in his truck and Jack happily accepted. They rode around Fort Whacko for 3 hours, until Jack was taken back home and dropped off. He told his friends Chris and Josh about what happened, but they didn't believe him, so he shat them for 9,000,000,000,000 hours until they did. The End.
Dear Santa, I have a rather sexy list this year. I would like: 1. A lamp that can alert in urine 2. 11 smokes 3. The penis of caspar lee 4. A spicy cat 5. A trip to bedroom with caspar lee 6. A hot underwear If you don't get me these things, I'll definitely have a cool holiday. Merry Christmas!