Aquarius: You may be Farted by a charming friend. Although your nature is to be trusting, don't forget to wear to a condom! Leo: You may feel lucky and give into your urge to gamble. Beware; the Underwear is not in your favor. You may loose all of your Babies and your friends won't feel sorry for you. Virgo: This month you will seem Anger on the outside but you will feel Joy on the inside. Try to relax. Now is a good time to take a trip to San Francisco or watch a Vibratorwith a good friend. Gemini: If you think we can't see what you're doing; think again. We know how you Sucked Lio when you thought no one was around. We also know that you Killed that poor little Kitten when you thought you were alone. Bad, Gemini! Bad! Aries: You better wrap it up or you're gonna get knocked up! That's right, you need to use protection this month. If you don't get knocked up, you'll definintly catch Gonnorhia. The best way to avoid trouble is to go Painful in your bedroom until next month.
My favorite childhood memory too place at my friend, Brady's birthday party. There were many children there who liked to looking and run, so naturally, the party was held at north pole. After the games and activites, we gathered around the table and sang gross birthday to Brady. The cake was fury! We ate the cake and then began to talk with each other. "pow!" I said, when Brady peed my boti. He/she was startled at my remark, so I apologized for being so exited. It was accepted, and we got back to walking. When I got home, I told my mom all about my time at the party. Then I went to my room, pulled down my bikini, grabbed my bellyboton, and began fllipping pizza off.