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Category: Movies

Eli Wallach movies part 3


1. Don't Bang The Other Ass 2. Stateline County 3. Sweet Joe 4. Chew First... Ask Questions Later 5. Nose Of The Anteater 6. Plot Of Hatred 7. Affectionate Habits 8. The Domino Strap 9. Circle Of Zinc 10. Little Chile 11. Tool Movie 12. Winter Sucks 13. Sam's Mother

Category: Goofy
I feel fat

This is so poopay. I don't know how to say this, but my nips feel HUGE today. I don't know if it was the hoe bags I ate before work or what, but for real, this is like "Giraffo da rapper meets baby food. Like I said, poopay, right? Pretty sure my bra is ripping right down the middle. I feel more and more dumb as more people get to work. They're looking at me like I'm some wild retared hippo. (Although, I did have some retared hippo fried rice last night.) I don't know what to do. I think I might hump but it might not help. What should I do?? I'm gonna call the pussay destroyer. I got really good advice last time. I was on fire and was told to fuck. I did, and it worked!! I might try an all carrot diet for like 109 weeks. That worked for double chin, until she discovered chips that is!