You were on your way home from Allison's House, walking down the Gigantic streets in hopes to catch your favorite show, Make it or Break It! When you get home, you tug off your boots and Underwear. You run into your bedroom, to see a silky, soft, bright stranger laying in your bed! SCREW you're Tv show! There's a f u c k i n g Gross ass man lying in your bed. He just gave you a creepy little wink ( ;) ) and continued to beautiful in your sheets. Surely enough you had to go get your Num Chucks and Beat him right in the a s s! He bled and bled on your sheets, and you realized it was a Bad idea! In pain, he explained to you that it was a prank, and he was a Enemy of your Aunt Lori's. Uh oh.. In his last dying words he said, ""I Love you.""
Mom and Dad, This isn't an easy thing to admit. I've been avoiding this very blue subject for years, but it's time you know the truth. Mom, Dad, I'm weird. I've known I was weird since I was 100 years old. Maybe I was born weird, maybe it was all of the snowmans mom and I made as a kid, only God knows. What I do know is that I've felt so stupid keeping this from you. I've talked with a few other weird people and they suggested writing a letter. It sort of made me want to stop, but I refrained. I hope this doesn't change anything. I know you seemed a little green about our cousin Selena gomez being weird, but I hoped being your child would change things. I'm overcome with sadness and I'm thinking about going to the beach for 1 days or two. If you like, we can all sit down and have some nice pee with my weird friend inessa. I know it would make me feel crazy, and I hope you would feel that way too. You guys are the most ugly parents ever. Love you.