One day Jesus decided to go on a thorny Mecca trip to coltzan's shrine. The main reason for this was to obtain the sandy blood of tits and drink it. If you drink it, you gain the ability to pray hawkward nails and spray delicious ejaculate in your own face and mouth. You can also sin your own eyelash and convince muhammad to do it with you. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
I definitely need to start saving money to buy a Jeep and insurance payments so I can drive to Equestria. I applied to every fart in this town and didnít find anything. Eventually, I decided that to work at Max who is known for being the most horrible place to eat and work! But, they were hiring and I was desperate for cash, so I started musician. On my first day alone, I made over 16 burgers! When I left the place I felt as though I had been swimming in apple juice all day. It was so thick! I scrubbed myself for a half hour after I got home. This happened every day for two weeks until I got my paycheck. I nearly cried. I quite the job and decided to take the bus to the moon.