My friend Ayushi and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song Written In The Stars and she sang Life Is Crazy. Randy loved my audition and said it was Handsome. Steve Tyler said I am a very Ugly performer. The guest judge, A.R.Rahman, said "You have my vote!" I was so Loved I started Studying. My friend Ayushi wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a Fighting Dog. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a Rat in labor. A.R.Rahman was kinder and simply told her "Keep Watching and try again next year." I'm going to Jodhpur so make sure you vote for me, everybody!
Chris went over to his friend Jack's house for a sleepover with friends. He had brought the essentials for what he thought would be a typical sleepover: Elvis impersonater, cigar: the usual. To his surprise, Jack and his friends had some camel spit-injections. It was not long until the four friends were injecting camel spit in their dicks and tripping balls like sheeps. He saw niggers and giraffess with over 666 noses. He also met a crackdealing named Josh who showed him how to talk to wild magical goats. After it was over, they all woke up in an unknown field, with nothing but their pantaloonss on. The End.