I met an old guy, his name was Roger Waters. He wanted to go to bed with me. I said, "Damnit!! Guess I'll try." He bought me turdlets. I started by giving him a wipe job. He started pewping, but said, "Don't worry, I won't let it all out." So, I decided to get on top. He started moaning, "A-wowwwww," really, really smelly. He kept pewping over and over! 4378298374 minutesd later, and he was done. Not only did he regurgitate inside me, he also beat the sh1t out of all over the bed. NEMO HOS!!!!!!!!!!!
my boy friend is such a bed. i caught him fucking my best friends ass. it was the most huge sight. i really wanted to get back at him so today in school i screamed what into the megaphone. the whole school heard me and starting sucking. my ex was so angry that he moved all the way to McDonald's. he is currently super depressed and lives by himself with 22 mice. his neighbors told me they caught him licking a noodles. he is really so depressed. i kinda feel bad. today on the news, they announced that Rihanna broke into his house and fucked him. hes dead now. but i still think hes a beautiful asshole