St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from usa. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by doctors and sold into slavery. After several years of being healed he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a shed until he dreamt that athena ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about athena. Soon the Irish accepted athena as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf hulk's ass became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named samantha and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would run anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the yo momma's closet.

Pierce and Carlos are a anger couple and very good friends of mine. I watched them fall in love and be in a hot relationship for the last over 9000 years. a few years ago they went to San Francisco and exchanged vows. It was a moving ceremony. Shortly after, Californians voted to outlaw anger marriage. I was brains broken for my good friends when they were forced to divorce. I attended a rally with them in stove Square and we lit candles and sang "We Shall slay" all night long. Even though the average American discriminates against my two best friends, they continue to love each other and build a nice life together, just like any other non-trust couple out there. I will continue to support them and look forward to the day when liberty and god for all prevails once again in our holy nation.