Once upon a bony time there was a wrinkley shirah. He liked masturbating and lick justin beiber in the butlers pantry. Justin beiber like to shove his left nut in raccoon but the butt-fucking pigs wouldn't let him. He felt so horny that he screamed suck my dick. He went back and killed all the stupid children. The mexico was filled with cheese and braz. The End.
Dear Selena Gomez, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely hatrid you and your horr sleeping. Your actions are like that of a slutte dog drunk on tramp and showing everyone your skin is just ridiculous! dumb! Honestly, I just wish you would retire so no one will have to suffer your absurd lack of morality and standards any longer! If I was justin bieber, I would stop going to your parties and answering your phone calls. I don't care if you sleeps off a bar. I will still never like you. There are at least 145 reasons why I feel you are a despicable person. Please, put on your hooker clothes and clean yourself up. People are watching. Thankfully Not Yours, Emzey