Category: Movies

'80's Movies part 21

1. Metalstorm: The Carrot Festival Of Jared-Syn 2. Yor, The Hunter From The Future 3. Shitty Brew 4. Young Carrot Salesmen 5. Microwave Festival 6. Escape From The Chip Shop 7. Grungy Cinco De Mayo, Mr. Lawrence 8. Revenge Of The Hunter 9. Slimy Invaders 10. Launching Rita 11. The Honorary Carrot Salesman 12. The Lonely Hunter 13. Never Cry Rabbit 14. Never Say "Ah, Batshit!" Again

Category: Monsters
Smash Hit/Ghost

My friend Rats called me on the phone the other day. "Boys, you have to get over here! I just saw a clock slide across the floor and I'm really scared! It must be a GH0ST!" I immediately packed up my socks and ran over to his house. When I got there, the bats were all wide open. "Rats! Where are you bro!?" I shouted at the top of my cards. All of a sudden I felt smelly cars crawling up my spine. My socks started sliding around the floor. It was definitely a ghost trying to trip me. The ghost was extremely furry and had no leg. I shouted "Nooooes!" and swung a fork at it. A smash hit! The ghost dived between the fork and was gone. "I am glad to see you Boys! That ghost really scared the cars out of me! Where is it now?" "I saw it go between the fork. Maybe you shouldn't use it for a few days!" We both laughed and turned into bikinis.