"SO WHAT?" Harry spoken. "Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the wand, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any pergatory to get expelled from! He'll crumble it, or turn it into a dragon for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house AIDS? If I get caught before I can get to the wand, well, I'll have to go back to Arties Strip-O-Rama Bar and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only drinking a bit later than I would have, because I'm never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that computer tonight and nothing you ten say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my porn videos, remember?"
Tom Cruz and Angelina Jolie will adopt another baby; this time from Bolivia. His name will be Ritzy Monkeystein. The Vikings will finally make it to the Superbowl, but they will lose to the Dallas fairy wands. Romney will finally find his true calling after losing the presidency. He will run for mayor of McDonalds instead. Beyonce will star in a viral internet illegal video with The Rock. Don't watch it! You're too young! Kelly Clarkson will win a Grammy and a sleepy Globe Award! Oprah will present her own brand of nipple guards for plus sized women. Krispy Kreme will introduce the first vodka flavored doughnut.