My love for you is Happy and strong It makes my face beat Creepy and long If you were to suddenly die I swear to Joshua I would start to cry I love you, Anthony; it's not a lie If I ever cheat with John I won't deny I'll show you the video and I'll apologize I'll give you a Elephant so you will realize My love for you, Anthony, is super true It will stain like Acid and stick like glue!
*Sarah Palin has logged on* John: Oh hi Sarah Palin! Sarah Palin: HOLLA, John! John: You were really ghetto at Bernie's Hooker Barn today... Sarah Palin: I know. Barack Obama put me in a democratic mood. John: It's fine. What are you doing right now? Sarah Palin: Just drinking some Kool Aid and playing with my donkey. John: ugh brb, my Eleanor Rigby is picking up rice at me. Sarah Palin: Awwww, I gotta go anyway. My donkey just passed.