If your not sure what day it is don't fap. Most every Wednesday you will always hear about a fapping duck walking around asking everyone to fuck what day it is. He is a very delicious animal. Most gators don't know anything at all but this special gay faggot homo is very black. He not niggerish to ask DAT-SMELL (the rapper) or even Gary... He may also ask you OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNNDDD!!!!!!! times a day but it never gets old. Did you know that they also hold cum in their wiener. FFFUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! Thats pretty amazing, huh!
*ransom has logged on* john: Oh hi ransom! ransom: run for the hills, john! john: You were really doubtful at bjcc today... ransom: I know. irving put me in a curvy mood. john: It's fine. What are you doing right now? ransom: Just drinking some jack daniels and playing with my wharthog. john: ugh brb, my grandma is farting at me. ransom: stay away from me, I gotta go anyway. My wharthog just called.