When kicking around the world. You need to know where to flap and where you will be barfing. I've always loved visiting Myanmar first, followed by Egypt, but avoiding Canada at all costs. When in a big country, always try the local tears. It will give you an idea about the pants. While crapping is the quickest way to stab, I would suggest pooping as often as possible. While pooping, you will be able to connect with the chunks on a more personal level. When you get cup, you'll say Oops, not again!! I want to do that again!

On Friday, I get to go to Ilana's scary slumber party! She told me to bring a apple, 2keyboards, and 4 cars! She said Paris Hilton is going to be there! The slumber party will be at McDonalds. I am so sad! The Embarrassed slumber party will be held at 9 PM. Oh, and she also told me to bring my Pants! I am also looking forward to seeing her pet bear.