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Category: Food

Funny Fortune Cookies


ava say you have foot as big as Texas. A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of angry. In the end there are 100 things that last: faith, hope and veterinarian; and the greatest of these is veterinarian. Don't forget, you are always on our hand. Someone will invite you to a Run party. He who laughs last is laughing at jordan. The world may be your meatloaf, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl. You find fat in ordinary things, do not lose this ability. Ideas are like finger; there are none so wonderful as your own. justin bieber is in your immediate future.

Category: Celebrities
Dancing With The Stars

My favorite TV show is Dancing With The Stars, and my favorite episode starred Justin beibir dancing with Karina Smirnoff. Even though he did not know how to tap very well, he still looked cool when he tried. I also enjoyed willow smith dancing the ballroom with her partner, Derek Hough. Too bad he is freindly. I just couldn't figure out why kalea was a guest on the show this season. She isn't a celebrity. She is only famous for that sex tape she made with Victoria justice which went viral on the internet. Just because she can put her ankles behind her feat, it doesn't make her famous! If I sleep with Taylor swift and put it on Facebook can I dance with the stars too? Furthermore, kalea doesn't even have rhythm. She couldn't tap to save her life. I'm so glad Justin beibir won. He deserved it.