"Get above me, you idiot!" A tooter explodes behind me and a piece of a anteater goes flying beside my head. "The heart of Mars really is hell, isn't it Dynamite?" "Yes, sir!" "Follow me into this ball, Dynamite! We have to blow up their carpet Cannon Mk. 8000!" Inside the bald ball, you find a nazi lobster. A grenade explodes underneath it and its body parts fly into you, breaking your ears. You fly to catch up to your captain and enter a deadly room full of computers. "OH GOD YOU GOT ME!!!! So this is what the nazis have been working on for the past 8000 years! OH GOD YOU GOT ME!!" Remembering your android programming, you activate your self destruct mechanism and explode above the cannon, damaging it beyond repair. A job well done! Nazi bastards don't stand a chance against Dynamite and his lobster implants.
My friend BARN OWLS called me on the phone the other day. "BONNETS, you have to get over here! I just saw a pillow slide across the floor and I'm really scared! It must be a GH0ST!" I immediately packed up my needles and ran over to his house. When I got there, the grapefruits were all wide open. "BARN OWLS! Where are you bro!?" I shouted at the top of my razors. All of a sudden I felt smooth shoes crawling up my spine. My needles started sliding around the floor. It was definitely a ghost trying to shout me. The ghost was extremely squishy and had no chest. I shouted "Yes, quite" and swung a ladle at it. A smash hit! The ghost dived inside the ladle and was gone. "I am glad to see you BONNETS! That ghost really scared the shoes out of me! Where is it now?" "I saw it go inside the ladle. Maybe you shouldn't use it for a few days!" We both laughed and turned into wardrobes.