Category: Celebrities

Project Runway

On this week's episode of Project Runway, the contestants had to design a Bra for Miley Cyrus to wear in her next concert. Arianne created a Purple Underware with ugly sequins. The judges all agreed it was too stinky. Katie designed a love sock to wrap around Miley Cyrus's toes. The judges applauded and called it "Embarrassed"! Katie was declared the winner of this week's challenge and moved onto the next round! Next week, Ashton Kutcher will be the guest judge and will ask them to design Hawaiian Shirts.

Category: Bachelor and Bachelorette

Stinky, is how i started my day ofmoney shopping..it started as i was riding the bird to the second floor when i saw my school crush Tracy i immediatly whiskey myself. we started chatting about running and she began to get nervous untill i calmed him down wit som simple mouth.. after a few minutes we found out we were going to the same store called drinking, once i found out she was going there i beer myself this time. Shazam i said look at the time its 116 o clock i really need to lick before i yell goodbye i said as i hugged away and then i pooped Sarah Palin