Cooking through the tomato , in a one horse-open toilet seat , inside the mirages we go, stealing all the way! Bells on candles ring, making spirits hot ! What fun it is to cut and sing a(n) annoying song tonight!
Everyone is familiar with Nightmare On Elm Street, but few know it was based on a true story. It actually happened on Gallop Dr. Street and I lost several friends to the real life killer, Mr. Hoofstien. Mr. Hoofstien was a child fucker and when the parents found out they hitted him to death. His ghost sought revenge by killing my friend Big Mac in his sleep. Mr. Hoofstien used his razor sharp ears to slice lungs off. That is what happened to Big Mac and also to my bestie Twilight Sparkle. Now the evil fucker is out to get me in my sleep too. Last night I dreamed he was chasing me at Logan's Roadhouse and trying to kill me with sandwitches that had teeth! I woke up screaming and hugging. My mom doesn't believe me and I'm afraid to sleep!