Yesterday I was cheating through channels on the TV when suddenly I was laughed to see my friend abby on the Jerry Springer show. She was dressed in a tight pants which barely covered her neck. She confessed that she lives a double life; a stripper by day but a lawyer by night. Next, her boyfriend, gabriel walked onto the stage. He was so upset he was crying and he kept asking her, "Why, baby? Why did you do me this way?" abby said it was because she needed the money. gabriel threw 13 dollars at her and she got on her knees and tried to jump his belly. The crowd was cheering and chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" I don't think I can be her friend anymore. I don't want people to see us together and think I am a lawyer too.

Last night i darnk so much wine that i became intoxicated. I was acting really sexy when i realized i was missing a pair of pants. I was so paranoid! My friend, Jahlaya helped me find it. when i got it back i realized i was actually missing my shirt too. Well i felt so grumpy! how embarassing. I LOVE YOU RYEOWOOK! I can hardly remember doing it, but i heard that i crawled Julia's squirrel. I bet he's feelin sexyyyyyy at me. I had a smelly time, but next time i won't drink so much.