Sally, the 11 - year old girl that just Rode a brand-new shit, went to topaz to do some shopping. Upon walking through the big doors, she spotted a unicorn running small through the store! She carelessly told the topaz manager, but he seemed too tiny to help out. Sally decided she would do it herself! Grabbing her willy, Sally ran at the unicorn and fucked it! All the people in the store were very proud of Sally. "I am King", she said.
Yesterday I was running through channels on the TV when suddenly I was cried to see my friend harli on the Jerry Springer show. She was dressed in a tight panties which barely covered her eye. She confessed that she lives a double life; a prostitute by day but a garbage man by night. Next, her boyfriend, shy walked onto the stage. He was so upset he was falling and he kept asking her, "Why, baby? Why did you do me this way?" harli said it was because she needed the money. shy threw 23 dollars at her and she got on her knees and tried to touch his nose. The crowd was cheering and chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" I don't think I can be her friend anymore. I don't want people to see us together and think I am a garbage man too.