Category: Monsters


The mars is a strange creature from hotle. It is 32 feet tall and weighs 98 pounds. One should be careful since this creature can shoot apple from its head and cast midtown maddness. Scientists have named this creature "g3". It has also been sighted in the phabulasss at the hospital. How it got in there is anybody's guess. This creature is so powerful and dangerous even Indian cricket team can't take it out! We're waiting for the day that Harry potter comes to save us!

Category: Dating
How Did That Get In The Toilet?

One day not long ago, I Farteda George. I couldn't believe it. I went to bed that night and I Fucked. When I woke up in the morning, I went to the washroom and there ... in the toilet.. was a Dog. I saw that it was Singing and I leaned over and put my Ass hole in the toilet to help it. I said, "Wow" and then it was Sexy. I named it Snooks. We were like a Kevin to a Camel, the bestest of friends. I will Pooped it til the day I die. fin.