Yesterday Nina and I went to this barn down the blue road which had a whole bunch of zebra and even lion!!! It was weird because all of the animals ate soccer goal!! I mean, thats just weird. Then the cheetah started to chew on my heart which had Angelina Jolie tattooed on it! Then all of the sudden farmer love yelled Pinky!! And this linx type thing came running up to him! That was the weirdest farm day ever!
Last night on America's Got Talent, my friend bella was on the show playing a skin flute while my other friend chewy was stripping to the music. The crowd was unhappy and the judges stopped the performance. Sharon Osbourne said it made it her want to fart. bella started crying and chewy showed the crowd his inner ass lips. The next act was my some cunt i hate on a motorcyle jumping over fat whores. The crowd was anazed and the judges pissed the act! Howie said, "Congratulations! Your going to 7th layer of hell!" I think I will aaudition next season and sing u got the right stuff while my pet sperm dances. Wish me luck!