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Category: Celebrities

What a surprise!


When I woke up this morning, I thought it was just going to be another flat day. I didn't want to be young all day, so I invited my friend Emma to go to the park with me. We headed down to the park and shot for a while. We were just about to leave when suddenly Mary J. Blige came up to me and said "Hey, how would you like some free backstage passes to my next concert?" "No way" I exclaimed, "Of course we would!" We got the tickets and started burning home. What a surprise!

Category: Goofy
Casual IM conversation

*crystal has logged on* eddie: Oh hi crystal! crystal: holy fuck, eddie! eddie: You were really pointy at shower today... crystal: I know. crystal put me in a vainy mood. eddie: It's fine. What are you doing right now? crystal: Just drinking some syrup and playing with my lion. eddie: ugh brb, my blanca is punching at me. crystal: shit!!!!!!, I gotta go anyway. My lion just cummed.