Use this checklist to make sure you have everything you need for your first year at college. These are just suggestions; you should adapt this list to suit your own situation. To save packing or shipping, it might make sense to buy some of these items after you arrive. 1. 5 pairs of Pants. 2. 35 cases of Pina Coladas. 3. Pajamas. 4. Slippers and/or flip-flops. 5. Hair Dryer 6. Mom's Troll collection. Whatever. They won't mind. 7. Sara's phone number and home address. 8. Sebastien -- that's allowed, right? 9. A poster of Elijah Wood. 10. Soap to wash your Ankle. 11. Gladiator to watch with the roomie. 12. A pillow in the shape of a/an Flamingo. 13. Diving equipment. You gotta make that team. 14. Storage bins. 15. And lastly, a Pencil. This will be your little piece of home.
luis: Hello? gilbert: luis. What are you doing? luis: Washing some pooping. citlalli got pizza all over them during our trip to boomers. gilbert: WHAT? That stinky super mark! luis: I know, I'm so wierd it's horrible. What's up? gilbert: Funny you ask, I wanted to see if you wanted to get pizza with me and citlalli. luis: Only if we can go to the fox store and look at their larrys bugers. gilbert: citlalli has tons of larrys bugers. Why don't you ask for one? luis: No thanks. They probably have pizza on them too. gilbert: Ok, now YOU'RE being the stinky super mark. Why don't we just get deep fried chicken butt at "destiny's poop & Grill"? I heard they're supposed to be really horrible. luis: I heard they actually have an interative poop there. gilbert: I just hope the pizza isn't made from fox meat like last time we went out.