I was masturbating on the street when I saw a group of huge looking guys. They had a double sided dildo with them. You have to understand, I was only 69 years old and I had an injured pusseh so I had no chance against them. There was 69 of them, and they all started to shout "Harder you naughty whore!!!!!" at me at throw used condoms in my direction. One of them, his name was Honeybunches I think, walked over to me. He began sucking my dick and balls, it was really painful. In desperation, I screamed out "DICK AND BALLS!!!!!" but no one heard me. They all picked me up and threw me in the nearest trash bin. It smelled like rather large lubed up assholes and I just thought to myself, "Fuck me indie ass"
I changed a girl and i regretted it! It took like pink lemonade cup! After the kiss, she looked me and said GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE PICK UM UP TRUCK!!! She ripped her skin out and turned into a paper- Pewdiepie! DOGG!! I screamed. She then slept her pet penguin while eating a polar bear! Her dying last words were you were adopted