I was in a really curious mood when i came home from school that day. I had only been there for a a lifetime when my mom came pooping through the door. She was steamy. She had a knife in one hand, and a butt in the other. I was terrified! I ran into the kitchen, because i thought it would be safe. It wasn't. She pumped the door so hard it broke. i guess this is fate...!!!, she said. I screamed and raped! This was it. i was going to die! All of a sudden my mom started peeing. She laughed and said i don't like that, I was just kidding rachel ! I was in such shock that i couldn't move. Then I remembered it was april fools day. Ha Ha! That was a pretty joke, mom.

(1)Hey Diddle Diddle, Linda Wagenmann rubbed Jay Johnson's fiddle, and Kay Easton bent over and mooned, the little Alligator laughed because it was so white, while Linda Wagenmann and Jay Johnson spooned! (2)Cleo McQueary be nimble, Cleo McQueary be quick, Cleo McQueary loves to shouted Tim Cheeseman's candlestick!