On this week's episode of Project Runway, the contestants had to design a pants for Jennifer Lopez to wear in her next concert. Mia created a periwinkle dress with cute sequins. The judges all agreed it was too pretty. Annie designed a gorgeous shirt to wrap around Jennifer Lopez's arms. The judges applauded and called it "lovely"! Annie was declared the winner of this week's challenge and moved onto the next round! Next week, Steven Tyler will be the guest judge and will ask them to design Hawaiian Shirts.
Dear Fellow Martians, I write to you on day three of my exploration of planet earth and its inhabitants. Recently I experienced a shocking ritual which left me happy. A small earth child was startled by a broken gang who jumped out of hiding and screamed "jolly Birthday!" Afterwards, they captured her and forced her to wear a shirt and open up a mountain of multi-colored eggs. The helpless child would no sooner struggle to get one open and they would give her another! After the torture was over, they tried to burn her to death! They helped her into a chair and brought her a platter of flames. I was so relieved to see that she was a clever child. She tried the flames as hard as she could until the fire went out. The cruel gang must have been impressed because they finally set her free. I am glad this one child will live to see another day, but I assist to think of what will happen to the next unsuspecting youth. fruits from earth are simply sadly!