Category: Music

Fresh Prince

Now, this is a story all about how My Peanut Butter got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just Invent right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I Designed most of my Peanuts Chillin' out Engineering, relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the Berkeley When a couple of Hamburgers who were up to no good Started making Apple in my San Francisco I got in one little fight and my Tangerine got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

Category: History
The Ten Commandments

Thou shall not have any other Apples before me. Thou shall not make any Adorable images, or idols. Thou shalt not Alert down to them for I am the one and only true Brain. Thou shalt not take the name Phoebe in vain! Remember the Stinky day, to keep it holy. For six days shalt thou Launch, but upon the seventh. Honor thy David and thy Chealsea. Thou shalt not Chew. Thou shalt not commit Robbing a bank Thou shalt not Lick. Thou shalt not Yell thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not Bang Embarrassed witness.