You mamma so Boring she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so Popular she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a Float at Seaworld! Yo mamma so Something serious that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to Steven tyler in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought Fideo Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the Professional hobo cleaner said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"
Birthdays! Birthdays are nice. What, with the presents and candles, not to mention the birthday cake that's almost a guarantee. Yes, everyone loves birthdays. Today was your birthday. And it was going to be beautiful. Mario Lopez came over, along with Alex and even John Travolta. Mario Lopez was your crush; sweet, famous, and positively sexy. When Mario Lopez walked in, holding a rich box, you could feel your heart melt. But it was nice to see Alex, too. And the surprise appearance from John Travolta was nice as well. Games were played and merriment was had by all. Your crush got you a bottle of tomato juice, which was incredibly sweet; your friend got you a pimp, and that was also nice; and John Travolta was nice enough to hook you up with a designer fedora. Why, when Mario Lopez asked you out to go to Waco, Texas that very same night, you felt as haunted as a leash, and even the neighbors heard you shout. "BOO"