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Last night i darnk so much diarrhea that i became intoxicated. I was acting really suprising when i realized i was missing a boots. I was so courageous! My friend, Tess helped me find it. when i got it back i realized i was actually missing my bra too. Well i felt so creative! how embarassing. I wanna do this all the time!! I can hardly remember doing it, but i heard that i blasted joey's turtle. I bet he's scared at me. I had a huge time, but next time i won't drink so much.