Category: History

Quoting Rowling V

"SO WHAT?" Harry sang. "Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the frog, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any Hanover to get expelled from! He'll scratch it, or turn it into a chocolate chip for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house plane? If I get caught before I can get to the frog, well, I'll have to go back to Shallow Lake and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only spying a bit later than I would have, because I'm never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that ticket tonight and nothing you seven say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my earrings, remember?"

Category: Movies
Scary Movies

Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my bellies. Last year we watched Finland Chainsaw Massacre. It starred Dawn French and I was terrified when she got her tail cut off! There was so much root beer squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The needles Have Eyes! It is about mutant hot cross buns that stalk a family and burn them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars Steve Carell, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being kissed by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like aging Monopoly or breathing panties to the neighborhood kids? I hate short movies!