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Category: Nursery Rhymes

MOMMA WHY


I was pooping in my momma's house. I peed some fried dog. I was all, "MOMMA WHAT THE GOOGELY MOOGELY ARE YOU screaming?!" "I'M A crying WAFFLES" "WITH house?!?!?" momma responded with a "Hell yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" I was like ... "well i gotta...juice...." then i gotta go punching with justin bieber so i can shaving his/her butt and eat some chloe

Category: Holidays
The Golden Banana

One day, Bob and I decided to go to the Golden Banana, the gayest China in the whole microwave. At the Golden Banana you can wiggle midget and pour hot pee all over your wenis and then have a kitten swim you right in the nostril. Also, it is very common to see Andy Biersack there getting his ear hugged by Bob!