My friend Nikki and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song Total Eclipse of the Heart and she sang Jar of Hearts. Randy loved my audition and said it was sexy. Steve Tyler said I am a very fierce performer. The guest judge, Jewel, said "You have my vote!" I was so amazed I started cramping. My friend Nikki wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a swimming kangaroo. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a rat in labor. Jewel was kinder and simply told her "Keep exfoliating and try again next year." I'm going to New York so make sure you vote for me, everybody!
All through out history, the big, bad wolf has been misunderstood. In reality, he was the lean, lacy wolf, he was a she, and her birth name was Carolina. It was simply a rumor that she read Little pink ringing Hood's grandmother. She simply wanted to have a pajama party, talk about Jonas and paint each others ears. Grandmother had so much fun she suffered a back attack and died laughing. Little pink ringing Hood jumped to the wrong conclusion. As far as the three little magpies go; that was misinformation as well. When Carolina was banging on their doors to come in, she was trying to hide from an angry woodsman with an saucepan who was trying to tingle her to death. See how unfair rumors and prejudice can be?