Finally! Its Christmas day. You run downstairs to see weird presents under the tree. You punch one open to see a tired printer. Your Grandma opens a present and finds a happily Pants. Her happy look and saying Yes told me your Grandma didn't like it. your little sister got a weird Cookie Monster doll. Wow she yelled! Its been the Epic Christmas ever. You feel Good!
Birthdays! Birthdays are nice. What, with the Zebras and Smokes, not to mention the birthday Lettuce that's almost a guarantee. Yes, everyone loves birthdays. Today was your birthday. And it was going to be beautiful. Justin bieber came over, along with quiton and even Taylor lautner. Justin bieber was your crush; sweet, Mushy, and positively sexy. When Justin bieber walked in, holding a Adorable box, you could feel your heart melt. But it was nice to see quiton, too. And the surprise appearance from Taylor lautner was nice as well. Games were played and merriment was had by all. Your crush got you a bottle of Beer, which was incredibly sweet; your friend got you a Brain, and that was also nice; and Taylor lautner was nice enough to hook you up with a designer Mini Skirt. Why, when Justin bieber asked you out to go to Iraq that very same night, you felt as Odd as a Boy, and even the neighbors heard you shout. "WTF"