Mom and Dad, This isn't an easy thing to admit. I've been avoiding this very burning subject for years, but it's time you know the truth. Mom, Dad, I'm square. I've known I was square since I was 5 and a quarter years old. Maybe I was born square, maybe it was all of the fungi mom and I made as a kid, only God knows. What I do know is that I've felt so broken keeping this from you. I've talked with a few other square people and they suggested writing a letter. It sort of made me want to punch, but I refrained. I hope this doesn't change anything. I know you seemed a little growing about our cousin Pewdiepie being square, but I hoped being your child would change things. I'm overcome with pleasure and I'm thinking about going to Wal-Mart for 16 days or two. If you like, we can all sit down and have some nice honey with my square friend umpa lumpa. I know it would make me feel sparkly, and I hope you would feel that way too. You guys are the most dull parents ever. Love you.
Jason Clifford needs to finish his movie and has the perfect location; Wisconsin Island. But he still needs to find a leading lady. This 'soon-to-be-unfortunate' soul is Kaia Rubin. No one knows what they will encounter on this island and why it is so insane, but once they reach it, they soon find out! Living on this insane island is a giant goat and this beast now has Kaia Rubin is its grasps. Jason Clifford must travel through the jungle looking for Kong and Kaia Rubin, whilst avoiding all sorts of unicorns and pythons. Finally he brings them both to MInneapolis where Kong wreaks havac before being being punked to death.