My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up 16 hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my heart looked like a Nazi Bastard! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my hat where my shoes was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he hadexploded my traitors which made me furious. How dare he! What a nigger! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a tight underpants! My coworker looked over me and made a farty face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my hair piece for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in diarrhea! "BACK DEMON" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a rainbow dying in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.
today i went to the beach with Bob and we went humping together. this stupid fuck Justin Bieber joined in and everyone evacuated the 123456789 mile long beach. also, the life guard peed on us. i had to eat a live llama because the store was out of food. i wish we went pooping instead.