massive gassive! and my 5 lb box of cheezits were on a trip to the toilet, to get some granny panties. It was a very sucky day. Along the way, they spotted a rare pissed mr. hankey in a tree. Alarmed, they shouted "aw heyll no!!!" The startled creature ran off greedily. They gave up and kept pimpin' to their destination. Suddenly, sarah douchetard failin popped out of the that dumpster behind the burger king , holding the dead creature. "DOODOO TIME SPECTACULAR!!!!!", they shouted. They all decided to take the creature with them. "We shall name him the fartist formerly known as Prince!"
My favorite TV show is Dancing With The Stars, and my favorite episode starred John Travolta dancing with Karina Smirnoff. Even though he did not know how to Foxtrot very well, he still looked sexy when he tried. I also enjoyed J Lo dancing the Cabbage Patch with her partner, Derek Hough. Too bad he is fat. I just couldn't figure out why Nikki was a guest on the show this season. She isn't a celebrity. She is only famous for that sex tape she made with Usher which went viral on the internet. Just because she can put her ankles behind her butt, it doesn't make her famous! If I sleep with Diana Ross and put it on Facebook can I dance with the stars too? Furthermore, Nikki doesn't even have rhythm. She couldn't Foxtrot to save her life. I'm so glad John Travolta won. He deserved it.