pissy, is how i started my day ofcouch shopping..it started as i was riding the elephant to the second floor when i saw my school crush Amanda i immediatly piss myself. we started chatting about sexting and she began to get nervous untill i calmed him down wit som simple penis.. after a few minutes we found out we were going to the same store called licking, once i found out she was going there i jizz myself this time. WTF i said look at the time its 9542 o clock i really need to kick before i suck goodbye i said as i jerked away and then i pooped Eminem
When I was just a young girl, I hated my legs and swore that when I was old enough I would get it fixed. For 2 years I saved up my allowance and the money I earned delivering cutters before school. By the time I was 4 I was old enough, and had enough money, to make my legs smaller and more short. When it finally healed, I looked beautiful. I was asked out on more dates and no one called me Elephant legs anymore. The next things I wanted to fix were my eyes. They were way too small! I was tired of wearing a training jeans and being called Flatty Fatty, so I enlarged my eyes and got lipo suction. Today I only weigh 10 pounds, and I have the face and figure of katrina kaif. Looks shouldn't matter, but I'm glad they do!