The best way to avoid an unwanted pregnancy is to always wear a bracelet on your tongue before sticking it into your girlfriend's nostril. As soon as you and your girlfriend decide you are ready to engage in hocky together, you should get tested for tetnus and strep throat. Most importantly, you should go together to Planned Parenthood and she should get a perscription for sing control pills. As long as you practice safe hocky, wear a bracelet on your tongue, and always take the pills; both of you should be able to enjoy sweaty hocky without any regrets.

St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from usa. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by doctors and sold into slavery. After several years of being healed he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a shed until he dreamt that athena ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about athena. Soon the Irish accepted athena as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf hulk's ass became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named samantha and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would run anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the yo momma's closet.