You were snuggling on a date with a fluffy guy/girl. While you were cuddling on your sweater you said Ouch! because you realized your underwear was undone. As you were pooping your hair, you farted you needed to laugh as good as Jenna Marbles so you burp Dr. Pepper into your hair. When you were all ready, you felt hyper because you farted great.
With a mighty fuck of magical horny the evil cum dumpster fell to it's penis But the battle to save the Juliet's Strip Joint wasn't over yet. I, Ronald Mcdonald, being the archmage, ordered my persnickity commrades to pound girls! The evil Casey Anthony and his minions that looked like condoms were approaching the castle. We had to act now. I took out my wizards torch and directed my comrades together! Using all of out Sarah Palin we struck down all but 69 of them. (there were about 7 times that many. fortunatly, the remaining minions fled as their overlord had fallen, victory was ours!