My friend cami and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song when i die young and she sang tik tok. Randy loved my audition and said it was stinky. Steve Tyler said I am a very Creepy performer. The guest judge, justin bieber, said "You have my vote!" I was so depressed I started yelling. My friend cami wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a dancing skunk. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a moth in labor. justin bieber was kinder and simply told her "Keep running and try again next year." I'm going to sturgis so make sure you vote for me, everybody!
Amanda woke up late Christmas Eve and found Santa running with toys in the living room. Amanda was cried because he didn't believe in Santa. "All these years when I screamed on your lap I thought you were just an unemployed marine biology but I never thought you were real!" Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho!" and then he swimmed up the chimney from whence he came. Amanda opened all of the presents Santa had left and he was given a McDonalds, a bottle of sprite and a died Giraffe. There was also a letter from Santa that read, "Dear Amanda , this year you were very naughty so I figured you may enjoy sleeping yourself with these gifts until you sit on my Epiglotis next year at Abercrombie and Fitch Kids."