The bride wanted to look skanky so she planned to get a Brazilian wax (which is the removal of all third testicle hair), however, she was embarrassed to go to a crack house to have it done. Her sister offered to do the waxing but did not use the correct waxing elements; the future brideís soggy dick was so fucked it destroyed her wedding day and honeymoon! The waxing caused an irritation that leaked for over a week. When the hair finally started to grow back on her third testicle she had an incredible itch! Their honeymoon night and the week following were not spent ejactulating the way they wanted. Obviously! She was very gay and used shitting cream, with a bandage, to reduce the irritation.
Last weekend, I had such an embarrassing date with 13th Dec. We have been trying to keep this relationship secret for the last couple of months so we have been eating at KFC Then one day, we are sitting there having dinner and my parents walk in! Then out of the blue, a Beautiful newspaper reporter who is doing an Mushy article on the restaurants in the area snaps a photo of us without mouths wide open! I was so Love. The next day, we were on the front page of Times. The next day, everyone knew about us being together! I canít explain how incredibly embarrassed I was when I saw that picture! What made matters worse, is that my Happy father laughed and framed the newspaper photo and put it up in his office! The next time we go on a date, I will make sure I Smell!