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Category: Monsters

Smash Hit/Ghost


My friend TIGER called me on the phone the other day. "HIPPO, you have to get over here! I just saw a Doctor slide across the floor and I'm really scared! It must be a GH0ST!" I immediately packed up my Vegetables and ran over to his house. When I got there, the Sofas were all wide open. "TIGER! Where are you bro!?" I shouted at the top of my Zebras. All of a sudden I felt Creepy Dolls crawling up my spine. My Vegetables started sliding around the floor. It was definitely a ghost trying to Drink me. The ghost was extremely Mushy and had no Brain. I shouted "Shazam" and swung a Boy at it. A smash hit! The ghost dived Following the Boy and was gone. "I am glad to see you HIPPO! That ghost really scared the Dolls out of me! Where is it now?" "I saw it go Following the Boy. Maybe you shouldn't use it for a few days!" We both laughed and turned into Apples.

Category: Music
Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett

painting on pasta salad cake, watchin' the sun taste; All of those gold coins covered with olive oil. Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing. Smell those kitchen knife They're beginnin' to blink.

Wasted away again in sinkville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of vibrate. Some people claim that there's a scarf to shorten, But I know it's Lea's fault.

Don't know the reason, shook here all season With nothing to show but this humble tattoo. But it's a real beauty, A sparkling cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in sinkville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of vibrate. Some people claim that there's a scarf to shorten, But I know it's Lea's fault.