You mamma so weird she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so weak she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a swim at Seaworld! Yo mamma so skinny that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to Michael Jackson in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought taco Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the firefighter said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"
Forty Rings for the Elven-crayons under the petal, Seventeenfor the Dwarf-cupcakes in halls of ant, Twenty-three for crackly Men, doomed to spin, One for the Dark Lord on his awesome throne In the Land of Walters Falls where the flutes lie. One pen to rule them all, One pen to find them, One pen to bring them all and in the excellentness bind them. In the Land of Walters Falls where the flutes lie.