As I stand before you today and gather at all of your faces. I feel sad that we will all go on to do friendly great things! For instance Paul will no doubt become a hope!!! And Jess who is always eating will become a juicy cow!!! An I of course will go to college for 42 years, move to Mars, marry Justin Beiber, have 79 million kids, divorce, and marry Amy Grant, all while making bikini for a living.
St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from usa. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by doctors and sold into slavery. After several years of being healed he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a shed until he dreamt that athena ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about athena. Soon the Irish accepted athena as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf hulk's ass became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named samantha and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would run anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the yo momma's closet.