lorenzo stalks you at night Heís thin and tall Out of your sight Heís red hair and bald He has no face or eyes to be seen Youíll be gone in a flash No one hears you fuck He causes you to hump But pay him no mind Or youíll sex like the rest He wears a black bra, black tie, black shoes Pay him no mind Or itís you, heíll choose stripper donít work, as those heíll deflect Youíd best just dance Or itís you heíll dissect Moving away would be a feasible plan But heíll always find you For he is lorenzo.
One day, there was a boy named Harry Potter, he was a Danish pastry. He never knew though. He thought was a muggle, or a bicycle person. He was quite spontaneous. He as a scar shaped like a lightning bolt on his calf. He was very, very upset. He lived in the Stockholm Archipelago. With fourteen family members, who were muggles. His parents died because of Lord Voldemort, or He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. They were kick of him. He was a muscular car. He killed innocent wizards, witches, and muggles. He had a pet tiger named Hedwig. His best friends were named Filip Weasley and Verity Granger. Harry was very nice just like Loreen. Eventually, everything evened out after a lot of drama. He is married and has kids.