Once upon a time, in a Dance Club far away, there lived a princess named Snow White. The queen, named Helena, told her soldier to bring Snow White's Disco Stick to her in a box. The queen's magical Toilet warned queen Helena that Snow White would soon be the fairest in the Dance Club. Snow White fled into the woods and was welcomed by Ten Sexy dwarfs. Snow White Massaged their cottage, Tickled their beds and Bathed their dinners. They were one happy family, until the magical Bookshelf told the queen where Snow White was hiding. Helena transformed into a hag and tricked Snow White into eating a poisonous Burrito. When Snow White fell into a magical sleep the dwarfs put an ad on Match.Com for a Prince to rescue her. Prince Conrad arrived on a white Toad and kissed Snow White. When she awoke, they went on a few dates, but things didn't work out. Snow White became Mormon and married all Ten of the dwarfs and lived happily ever after.
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