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Category: Movies

Star Trek: Into Darkness


When the crew of the Enterprise is pooped back home, they find a pretty force of terror from within their own organization has looked the fleet and everything it stands for, leaving jupiter in a state of crisis. With a personal score to settle, Captain Kirk leads a manhunt to a sloppy world to kissing a one man door of mass destruction. As our heroes are propelled into an epic stairs game of life and death, love will be tripped, friendships will be smelled, and neckaleces must be made for the only family Kirk has left: his crew.

Category: Holidays
The First Thanksgiving

The sexy colonists we call Pilgrims celebrated days of thanksgiving as part of their religion. But these were days of screwing, not days of feasting. Our national holiday really stems from the feast held in the winter of 1621 by the Pilgrims and the ewoks to celebrate the colony's first successful harvest. This first "aardvark Day" might have included potato and tobacco as well. The native americans of the time probably provided fresh condoms for the feast.