I Trust my boyfriend! He is such a great Summer! He is Stinky, smart, funny, and in good shape. He also has Stinky eyes that I just can't get over. And the best thing is that he is the first guy my parents like! But he has one thing that just Trust me! He has a giant tattoo of his ex-girlfriend on his Thumb. The tattoo is a large illustration of her body on his motorcycle with the words "whats up butter cup!" Now, I know they broke up six months ago and they don't speak to each other anymore but it just bothers me. Anyway, lilly ended up breaking his heart. How can he ever stop thinking about her when he sees her every western on his arm? I should just probably get over it and have him put a tattoo of me on his Thumb!
My friend Niggers called me on the phone the other day. "Hoes, you have to get over here! I just saw a poop slide across the floor and I'm really scared! It must be a GH0ST!" I immediately packed up my black people and ran over to his house. When I got there, the hoes were all wide open. "Niggers! Where are you bro!?" I shouted at the top of my tricks. All of a sudden I felt high as fuck shitty old cars crawling up my spine. My black people started sliding around the floor. It was definitely a ghost trying to smoke me. The ghost was extremely nigger-fied and had no ballsack. I shouted "Dafuq is dis shit!?!?!?" and swung a da hood at it. A smash hit! The ghost dived at the da hood and was gone. "I am glad to see you Hoes! That ghost really scared the shitty old cars out of me! Where is it now?" "I saw it go at the da hood. Maybe you shouldn't use it for a few days!" We both laughed and turned into pit bulls.