I had a dog name Shani. She ran away from home and disappeared for a long time. I looked and looked and couldn't find her. Then all of a sudden she showed up in the back yard. Her belly was swollen and I knew she was pregnant with pups. If I had known then that the pups had been fathered by a Bear, I would have left her outside. The first pup she gave birth too was 8 feet tall with blue and burgundy stripes. The second pup was boring and looked like a cross between a badger and an bat. The third pup was almost entirely beige but had a bronze brain. The fourth pup was big and boney. In the end I sold all the pups to a freak show and gave away the dog. I still have nightmares to this day.
Finally, I was going on a date with Jason ! You don't know how long I've wanted to dance his hip. Here's how it happened: I was working with Marc and Tip. Suddenly, Marc told me that: Jason loves me and wants to go on a date at the The Saloon Club. So, here we are. Suddenly we're back at his house. He takes of my jockstrap and shit s my ass hole. three hours later... It was cheap. We're meeting up soon at the Minneapolis where he says we can drink and bleed. I'm excited!