I was GangnamStyling on the street when I saw a group of smexiiii looking guys. They had a Gnat with them. You have to understand, I was only 37,372 years old and I had an injured belly button so I had no chance against them. There was 373 of them, and they all started to shout "TAKE YOUR WARNINGS AND SHOVE IT" at me at throw balloons in my direction. One of them, his name was sexy man beast I think, walked over to me. He began pooping my my plushy yet bony butt, it was really painful. In desperation, I screamed out "MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD" but no one heard me. They all picked me up and threw me in the nearest trash bin. It smelled like rough pretzels and I just thought to myself, "HEEHEE SHA'MON"
I hate going over to my Aunt's house! She has 11 goat and her house smells like weed. Sadly I have to go over there every weekend because my mom always has to go to Belleville. I ask her if i can just go with her, but her response is always " I'm sorry Bubba this is how it has to be!" Every time I go over to my aunts house she treats me like a baby! She feeds me KFC and tells me to scrub my ribs when i take a bath. The thing i hate most is that she makes me wear my musty jockstrap. I would much rather go to the South then stay here with my aunt, but i dont wnt to telll her that and make her high. Yesterday she made me run the bong! Luckily I managed to find a chicken that I can play with when my aunt isn't nagging me to feed her goat. I can't wait to come visit my aunt again next weekend. :( (sarcasm)