booger farted in the gorillaeleiffin 's pee . That made Justin Beiber very embarassed . Jeffridge the Beverage 's booty hole licked with eyeball . I said, " HII LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE !!!!!!" 8 monkey nuggets kerplunked . The end.
Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my breasts. Last year we watched Disneyland Chainsaw Massacre. It starred Brittney Spears and I was terrified when she got her nose cut off! There was so much coffee squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The Republicans Have Eyes! It is about mutant red necks that stalk a family and assault them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars Toby McGuire, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being smoked by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like shredding Monopoly or singing jingles to the neighborhood kids? I hate insane movies!