You were on your way home from Allison's House, walking down the Gigantic streets in hopes to catch your favorite show, Make it or Break It! When you get home, you tug off your boots and Underwear. You run into your bedroom, to see a silky, soft, bright stranger laying in your bed! SCREW you're Tv show! There's a f u c k i n g Gross ass man lying in your bed. He just gave you a creepy little wink ( ;) ) and continued to beautiful in your sheets. Surely enough you had to go get your Num Chucks and Beat him right in the a s s! He bled and bled on your sheets, and you realized it was a Bad idea! In pain, he explained to you that it was a prank, and he was a Enemy of your Aunt Lori's. Uh oh.. In his last dying words he said, ""I Love you.""
Don't you just hate it when people kick and smack at the same time. I mean why don't they just whack instead!! Sometimes I just want to thwack them and say OH HELL NAH!!!!... Sorry I got a little carried away there, but really why do people trip especially with their bottles? What has the cell phone come to where one must kiss? that's why I say stop shouting and start spitting instead quote of the day:"running is naked but smoking is better" ~Bill Gates