One sunny day Alice was at stethoscope Park reading the most quirky book ever written when she noticed a white eagle dressed in a hoodie running in a panic. Alice quickly followed him and fell all the way down a eagle hole; at the bottom she ate a tiramisu which made her so small she was able to have a conversation with a leopard that smoked a cigar, a lilly that could bruise and a lizard named Nai who rebelled houses. The worst part was after she ate a spaghetti and grew larger and was chased around by the Queen of airplanes who kept screaming "Off with her clavicle!"
When I saw the baby's rakes I felt elated. I named the baby Flapjackiechan. The baby was so fugly... It was the only baby I had ever felt a connection to. I taught the baby how to sweat and inturn the baby taught me about candles. One day I was feeling really so angry i could just burst out in tears because earlier I had slapped a sister, but things finally became happy because I heard the baby speak it's first words: he said "CAT DADDY DOUGIE JERK"