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Category: Movies

Sandra Bullock movies part 2


1. Speed 2: Vibrator-Remote Control 2. Hope Takes It Up The Ass 3. Sexual Magic 4. The Prince Of Kenya 5. Tits Of Nature 6. Whip Shy 7. 69 Days 8. Miss Harness 9. Murder By French Ticklers 10. Divine Handcuffs Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Category: Drinks
Vodka and Cranberry

Once upon a time, there was an accident prone lady named Rebecca Black. She loved to suck Vodka and Cranberry Juice. After she got drunk, inevitably she would bang over the couch and break her nipple. Then, she would drunkenly burp her cat in the butthole. When she realized what she'd done, she would shout gee whiz! and pass out bellybutton-first in the bed. The next day she would feel like a panda and vomit 4 times on her assless chaps. Damn, she reminds me of Miley Cyrus.