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Category: Dating

The best date ever!


QUITON and I went to DOGSHOW and I was really Love. Later QUITON took me home. He/She pulled in the driveway of my house.He/She walked me up to my porch and started Chewing me! I tried to walk into my APPLEBEES but he grabbed my BOOBIES and stopped me. so we started making out, On my porch. I know HAILIE and selena are probably gonna hate me now. But I don't care. I'm with QUITON now. and if you dont like it, Deal with it.

Category: Goofy
Burrito special

One day I went to a american food resturaunt called mcdondalds. I had the Burrito Special with burger pieces in it, lettas and also bbq. It had salsa and hot sauce all mashed up and quecumbers in teeny pieces. It had some lifegaurd taste even know it was not in. It was about 1202 inches and 92895 cm. When I was done I staeved! and went home and passed out. then the person who was with me threw up and passed out.