Category: Goofy

The Worst Day at Work

My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up 5 hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my butthole looked like a turd! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my shoe where my scarf was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he hadpuked my farts which made me furious. How dare he! What a tiger! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a huge erection! My coworker looked over me and made a hairy face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my tongue for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in lava! "Holy smokes!" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a belly slapping in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.

Category: Movies
Quentin Tarantino movies part 2

1. Sweet Nicky 2. Iron Anteater 3. Bang Bill: Vol. 1 4. Bang Bill: Vol. 2 5. Drill Proof 6. Planet Hatred 7. Sukiyaki Lovable Django 8. Tool Of The Dead 9. Grungy Ride 10. Affectionate Basterds 11. Django Scratched