Everyone knows the story of Peter Pan and Wendy, but do you know the story of Peter Pan and Thiago? Peter Pan flew to Asuncion and woke Thiago up from a deep sleep. Peter Pan was depressed about Tinker Bell becoming a Abercrombie and fitch model back in Neverland, and Wendy was now an old woman with 486 children in London. Peter just wanted a bud to Drink with. He flew Thiago to the local Beach where they bought Sofas, smoked Apples, and drank Water. Soon Peter said his head was spinning and Thiago needed to get home before school started. Peter was flying while under the influence of Apples and crashed through the bedroom window. As a punishment, Thiago was grounded and sent to a shrink for believing in fairy tales and for drug addiction!

an alien named Alicia lived in a llamas butt the alien loved living here. but one day he saw that someone else lived here too. the person was george lopez. the alien was sad that someone else was living here.so the alien killed and lived alone hapily ever after! THE END