Steven Speilberg has enjoyed tremendous success with blockbusters like Raiders of the Lost Arc and Poltergeist, but not all of his ideas were good ones. For example, Universal Studios had to send him back to the drawing board when he proposed Texas Jones and the PAWS of Doom. Executives also asked him to rewrite ET: The electric tea. As we know, with a little polishing both films became sexyyyyy. Universal studios also had to coach their other star director, George Lucas. Instead of Star Wars, his original script was entitled Star squirrels. It was about squirrels in space fighting an evil empire with the help of Luke Skydancer and Princess Skittlez. After a few rewrites it broke all box office records. A few other titles that never made it to the screen are Honey, I triumphed Up The Kids, tiger Man: The Dark poop, and Lord of the unicorns.
I came home from a long day at work. I work at a Hell where I Fart Dogs and today my boss yelled at me. He said, "Tess, OMG THATS AWFUL!!." It was terrible. ANYWAYS, when I walked through my front door, I smelled something TERRIBLE! It smelled like a Snake's Pee. I walked further into my house, into the kitchen. It was in the fridge: Above of the Butt was a cup of Diarrhea. How did that get there? I didn't know what to do with the super smelly drink so... I put some in my Clit but there was more left so I drank it. It felt like I had been Headbutted by a Blue Chop. I screamed "Oh no...." and Pisses myself.