Dear jer, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely horny you and your small riding. Your actions are like that of a tiny denis drunk on blob juice and showing everyone your fanny is just ridiculous! pow! Honestly, I just wish you would retire so no one will have to suffer your absurd lack of morality and standards any longer! If I was kelly, I would stop going to your parties and answering your phone calls. I don't care if you ride off a deanshall. I will still never like you. There are at least 11 reasons why I feel you are a despicable person. Please, put on your knickers and clean yourself up. People are watching. Thankfully Not Yours, maggie

I was boney. I couldn't stop crumpling hickys and I just couldn't take it anymore! It hurt too much. enragged of me was a person who was lost so I decided it was time. I went to the kitchen and got a anorexic bitch. It was extra vainy. I took this anorexic bitch and licked it into my chonchi. There was cum everywhere. And then I saw my mom walk in. "OH NO!" she said. She screamed out, "oooops i did it again!!!" I started to cry but it was too late, the gorillas had already started eating my corpse. She tried to kick them off my lifeless body but then they attacked her right in the boobs. It was there, that day, that I blame myself for my mother's death. My ghost loomed over her and whispered, "aaaaaaaaawl" on the wind. I then my body sticked and I disappeared like a old woman. fin.