One day, Jack decided to go skydiving. Everything was all set and in a sexy time Jack was on a submarine about to jump. He jumped and disastrously his parachute would not deploy! He was scared, but was saved when he miraculously began to shoot fire out of his nose, allowing him to land safely. Jack was so stupid to be alive and decided to use this power for good! Jack started by stopping a fire in a building. Jack doused the fire with fire and saved the day! In return for Jack's efforts, the town gave $63. This was most spent on charities that helped out bitchs. The rest was spent on humping dog and faggot. One day, this power was too much for Jack, who became a victim. The world was beginning to be covered in fire. It was shitfaced. To the world's surprise, Jack was stopped when a hoochie bit Jack in the vagina and killed him. The End.
Hickory Dickory Dock, the kitty farted up my crock, the clock struck ten, I shitted with a grin, and the kitty said "Let's do it again!" Fuzzy Wuzzy fucked a bear, and Fuzzy Wuzzy puked a hare, and Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't care... until he caught dwarfism on his penis! Mary, Mary, quite contrary; how does your fingernail grow? "How do you think it grows, Marissa? I feed it piss and meat, I wash it with draino and heat, and I never let Nicole pick it!"