Once upon a time, there was a girl named Belle. Her favorite book was Harry Potter. Her father was an inventor named Maurice. One night, Maurice was walking through the woods and accidentally ended up at a Sexy castle. He felt Sexual when a beast grabbed him by the Penis and roared, "I have you now!". The beast had been a human but was transformed into a monster because he was unkind. The curse could only be broken if somebody fell in love with him. 'Who could love me?' the beast wondered. 'I smell like a Carrot.' Belle did not want her father to be trapped in the castle, so she agreed to take his place. Belle and the Beast ate Pzza for dinner. They Licked in the snow. They even watched their favorite TV show, X - factor, together. Belle realized that Beast was not as scary as he looked. After six days, Belle realized that she loved him. "I love you, you spicy lamp!" Belle cried. This was it! True love! Before her eyes, the beast turned back into a human. They were married at the Strip bar and lived happily ever after.
Hello Ed, So since you broke my nose, i decided to write you a song. I wanted to let you know, that you are a buttlicking nosepicking stupidface. Why don't you and Kristin go die in a table. Oh, and by the way, I already found someone new. His name is Jesse. He at least doesn't hit on 1200 year old girls. You are a cheating playing mofo. Jesse and I are going to a Good Charlotte concert. Have fun in Green Bay you effing bootyfuck So not sincerely, Ari