Don't sit on Jeremy. It makes your crush lexi very pissed off. He will get so mad he might even lick. I remember once I sat on Jeremy and my crush said holy moley and he got very Anger. You also shouldn't hold brain with Jeremy either. That also makes your crush mad. But no matter what DON'T EVER take off one of Jeremy's shirt!!!! Unless you want your crush to jump the wow out of Jeremy!!!

Aquarius: You may be pounded by a charming friend. Although your nature is to be trusting, don't forget to wear to a condom! Leo: You may feel lucky and give into your urge to gamble. Beware; the candy is not in your favor. You may loose all of your dildos and your friends won't feel sorry for you. Virgo: This month you will seem passionate on the outside but you will feel horny on the inside. Try to relax. Now is a good time to take a trip to Victoria's Secret or watch a hot dogwith a good friend. Gemini: If you think we can't see what you're doing; think again. We know how you spanked Lio when you thought no one was around. We also know that you fertilized that poor little gerbil when you thought you were alone. Bad, Gemini! Bad! Aries: You better wrap it up or you're gonna get knocked up! That's right, you need to use protection this month. If you don't get knocked up, you'll definintly catch halitosis. The best way to avoid trouble is to go naked in your bedroom until next month.