One morning I woke up and I looked at my Penis. It was Sloppy ! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "Oh shit." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a Monkey so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked Shitty, and looked closer. He suddenly Kajanked and knocked over all the Kevin's . "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "Fuck!. In other words, you have a Whorehay." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured Urine all over myself and never woke up.
Pat was shopping around his town, sway when he saw matt damon. He was so shock! matt damon was his favorite celebrity. He went up to talk to him. "Holy Crap!!" he said to matt damon, "I am your biggest fan!" matt damon replied with "thankyou! I really appreciate it." "Can I have your autograph," Pat asked. "Mincing Christmas!" matt damon exclaimed, "of course you can!" He pulled a pen out of his scarf and signed a piece of paper that Pat had in his panties. matt damon offered him a ride in his caravan and Pat happily accepted. They rode around sway for 7 hours, until Pat was taken back home and dropped off. He told his friends Joanna and Tom about what happened, but they didn't believe him, so he dated them for 5 hours until they did. The End.