One day a purple man walked out to the street and found a teleport device shaped and colored exactly like a sock. He went in it and landed in NOWHEREVILLE! WHACKA MOLEY! said that man. And he also he found out he was naked there... It was nothing but grass and a strait railroad with no signs, left out cars, turns, or anything but a lady tied onto a puppet. She was stuck and tied on her butt. And she was naked too. the guy had great escaping skill. Lady/ are you sad? They looked fatly at eachother because they were both naked. Do you want to be untied? asked the man. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah boi! said the lady. In a Falcon Punch of a arm, he was done untieing her from the railroad. MAMA MIA! said the woman. Thank you! Want a ride in my SUV? Just for a present? Yes said the man. they went to find the teleporter back and on the way th met naked Flavor Flave Oh Shit! said every character. THE END

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