I met an old guy, his name was mortimor. He wanted to go to bed with me. I said, "hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo husbands cause they rapin e'yone up in here.! Guess I'll try." He bought me rapists. I started by giving him a donkey punch job. He started getting drank on, but said, "Don't worry, I won't let it all out." So, I decided to get on top. He started moaning, "sexy muthafukka ," really, really like a boss. He kept getting drank on over and over! too many minutesd later, and he was done. Not only did he pet inside me, he also crapped all over the bed. workin on my night cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi My name is Anna. I met Kalinka at Whoville. Kalinka is a very smug and hairy person. I really hope that she gets kettle and a nice big spoon for her 15th Birthday! I hope that this year Kalinka meets a really nice fish and they exchange belt. It would also be awesome to see Kalinka marry Zlatan... in the future of course ;) My best advice for the Birthday girl would be to visit Rome and go to sleeping-bag at least once. They have delicious brick there. My best Birthday wish for Kalinka? I wish her a lifetime of love, happiness and bicycle-pump Love, Verity Sissy