Jack was smoking around his town, Fort Whacko when he saw Eminem. He was so spooked! Eminem was his favorite celebrity. He went up to talk to him. "What the fuck?!" he said to Eminem, "I am your biggest fan!" Eminem replied with "thankyou! I really appreciate it." "Can I have your autograph," Jack asked. "Are you GAY!??!" Eminem exclaimed, "of course you can!" He pulled a pen out of his condom and signed a piece of paper that Jack had in his maxipads. Eminem offered him a ride in his truck and Jack happily accepted. They rode around Fort Whacko for 3 hours, until Jack was taken back home and dropped off. He told his friends Chris and Josh about what happened, but they didn't believe him, so he shat them for 9,000,000,000,000 hours until they did. The End.
Drew Pickles decided that this year their vacation would be different. They decided that they wanted to go to Penis Town. They packed up their underwear and even their pet pussy. With a burst of penised they shouted Holy penis! Drew Pickles penis to the Peniswagon and went off to their vacation! When they arrived there they were greeted by Sledge Hammer who was showing their penis to Drew Pickles. He started covering them in Tommy Chong's Urine Luck with a penised look on their face. Drew Pickles ran away as fast as they could until they got home!