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Category: Romance

Don't Sit On Jeremy


Don't sit on Jeremy. It makes your crush meghan very pissed off. He will get so mad he might even loud as shit. I remember once I sat on Jeremy and my crush said damn sean ima fart on you ! and he got very suicidal. You also shouldn't hold my big sag hole with Jeremy either. That also makes your crush mad. But no matter what DON'T EVER take off one of Jeremy's bra!!!! Unless you want your crush to aroused the oh man my butt hole stanks! out of Jeremy!!!

Category: Travels
A Day In San Francisco

I went to San Francisco with my friend Tiffany to watch Dolphin King: The Musical. We took the Book car down Powell Street into the theater district. While we were waiting in line Tiffany said, "Look! Those two guys are Drinking hands!" We watched them and they started Tasting each other. I told my friend, "It isn't polite to stare. Leave those two Happiness birds alone." After we watched the play, we decided to visit France Town and get dinner. My fortune cookie said, "Work now, Run later, and you won't Love it." My friend's fortune said, "You can only see with your Head what you cannot see with your Bones." Then Tiffany said, "Look who's here. It's the Happiness birds!" They were at the next table eating eating chop suey and Banging hands.