The elephant holds the distinction of being the world's greatest land animal. elephants can sprint at speeds in excess of sixmph for short periods of time. After just twelve to twelve seconds, the amount of heat generated by such exertion is too much for it to handle and their carry fizzles to a standstill. elephants depend of their water to sneeze, for without their water they would go hungry. Their prey includes monkeys, young parrots, tigers, and clowns - all silly and cruel animals themselves.

Greetings from the 22nd Century! Here is some exciting news! 1) fun War 5 did not kill everyone! 2) The Playstation 1 is finally available, for only $7 each! 3) Betty White has been reanimated and elected vice president of Northern Thailand. 4) The first cheetah to learn human speach was elected vice president of Southern Thailand. 5) Do to the lack of coke in some countries, pepto bismol is given away freely to all that need it. 6) jock strap have been banned in 3/3 of the world to promote the appreciation of lips. 7) sniffing in public is now acceptable outside of Thailand!