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Category: Super Hero

Superman Vs. ____


Superman was convinced by Kat Lane to participate in a fashion show to raise funds for blind Gamblers. While strutting down the cat walk, he spotted his arch nemesis, Sammy Luthor. "Get off the stage, Super Pacaderm," Sammy Luthor yelled across the Sky Scraper. Superman was angry but continued with the show. Superman was showing off his Lio Wang designer cape when Sammy yelled "I thought I was coming to a Human show, not a gay parade!" Superman fly into the audience, grabbed the Crazy villian by the neck and told him, "It's one thing to insult me, but when you insult gay people, like Demi Moore, you've gone too far." Superman flew Sammy Luthor to the catwalk, and the crowd laughed at his cheap Goodwill suit and his Salvation Army tie.

Category: Goofy
Weird...

One day, Julie was walking down the street when she saw Justin Bieber! "Woo Hoo!" She cried! "It's--It's--" Then, Justin Bieber walked up to Julie and said, "Hey." He put his eyes around her butt. "OMG!" She cried. Her friend, Jilly was so angry! Julie's Midnight Blue nail polish was gorgeous while all Jilly was allowed to have on her nails were sparkles. What a/n Bald day!