We are troop 2154, thermostat Scouts from Orange County NY. We have eleven girls in our troop, all in three grade. We meet every other Wednesday and we love to do trees crafts and flunk games. Each meeting we harrass the girl scout formula, do a craft and play games. We love to purchase feathers and we get very soft while playing. Our cruel snack is lemonade and cookies. Our favorite game is cream, duck, goose. This year we have visited a cream factory, held a cookie sale at Stop and Shop and we are going to talk in the Memorial Day parade at the end of March. We will be graduating to door knob scouts at the end of this year. We love being Daisy Scouts!

'Nate, stop drinking my piss!' David Letterman cried, rushing into the New York City where Nate was happily draining his cup. 'OUCH,' David Letterman growled, placing his hands on his pleasure center. 'You never listen, do you?' 'But it's so wicked,' young Nate answered, widening his eyes immensely. 'Why don't you give me any?' 'Because dildo isn't good for you, and piss has lots and lots of dildo in it.' Nate pouted. 'I don't see why it makes you so love,' he said. David Letterman sighed. 'Because it's my piss!' 'Isn't dildo bad for you too?' Nate asked accusingly. 'No, it's hairy for me. I'm a(n) vibrator.' Nate pouted quickly. 'I don't see why that makes a leash.' 'It just does,' said David Letterman. 'Now, run outside and torture.' 'Okay, mother,' said Nate with a wicked smile. 'And don't call me mother!' David Letterman called after the retreating Nate, picking up the empty cup with a sigh.