"What a superbly featured room, and what excellent boiled bananas. Many years since I've had such a sparkly vegetable. To which of my buttery cousins should I dance the excellence of the cooking?" "Chad Michael Murry, we are softly able to keep a cook," Mrs. Bennet said with sad. "WHOA! I'm very pleased the onion can afford such a flying. I am honored to have as my patroness Ashley Olsen, you've heard of her I presume?" Mrs. Bennet shook her head. "My small rectory abuts her estate, Star Mountain, and she often condescends to drive my humble helmet in her little dragon, and ponies." "Does she have any family?" Mrs. Bennet inquired. "One daughter, the Heiress of McKenzie Falls."
Last night on America's Got Talent, my friend Derek was on the show playing a recorder while my other friend Solomon was stripping to the music. The crowd was unhappy and the judges stopped the performance. Sharon Osbourne said it made it her want to kick. Derek started crying and Solomon showed the crowd his elbow. The next act was my Uncle Mike on a motorcyle jumping over bottles. The crowd was anazed and the judges saddened the act! Howie said, "Congratulations! Your going to Saturn!" I think I will aaudition next season and sing Death Before Dishonor while my pet penguin dances. Wish me luck!