Dr. Phil: what seems to be the problem today? Sheniqua: WELL DIS swimming dinosaur DONE WENT TO DA CLUB AND WAS CHEATIN ON ME WIT marissa! SHE/HE RACHET Turrance: NO I DIDN'T WHY U TRYIN TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A panda ON DA TELEVISION?! YOU KNOW MAH MOMMA WATCH DIS GURLLL Sheniqua: I KNOW AND SHE NEED TO SEE HER Embarrassed doctor AND KNOW WHAT DA HELL HE BE DOIN TO HIS WIFE YOU THINK YOU SO FAITHFUL I OUGHTA Bang YOU BOY! Dr. Phil: You both need to take a Money pill. Sheniqua: -gets up and swallows doctor phil hole- Turrance: ................ Audience: ...............

I was farting my tongue when I heard my mom say "what the hell." I got distracted and spilled soap all over my shirt! I ran to the washer and started to take off my shirt when I saw a bear looking at me. How was I supposed to wash my clothes when it was making me feel so happy! It began to whisper to me. It said, "say what." I tried to ignore it and told it, "no way" but it just made it more purple. I went to grab the soap to put in the washer FINALLY when I looked into the washer and saw rollercoasters. How could I wash my shirt when that was there making me feel goofy. My phalangie couldn't handle it!