I just came home from Bedroom and whenever I come there im to nervous to go to the bathroom... Right when I came home i went to the bathroom, but there was no toilet People left! I just tried to relax. I STOPPED RELAXING WHEN I WAS DONE I thinked, and thinked, and thinked. Andddddddddd.......... I used my eyelids. that was the most weirdest thing Iv'e done in my life. But why did I use a part of my body? There was no choice. I a feeling wierd for this, but a poop stain was on my heels. I wore it to the Disney land and as soon as I found this out, everybody laughed at me. The End

one day this cockasorious jumped outa no where and fell over justin bieber. We all new that this day was was a fucking day. Then i got on the empire state building fell of while yelling shut the finger up stupid elephant and i landed on top of the book and squished him