All through out history, the big, bad wolf has been misunderstood. In reality, he was the large, throbbing wolf, he was a she, and her birth name was Casey Anthony. It was simply a rumor that she fucked Little red screwing Hood's grandmother. She simply wanted to have a pajama party, talk about George Zimmerman and paint each others penises. Grandmother had so much fun she suffered a vagina attack and died laughing. Little red screwing Hood jumped to the wrong conclusion. As far as the three little narwhals go; that was misinformation as well. When Casey Anthony was banging on their doors to come in, she was trying to hide from an angry woodsman with an titty who was trying to run her to death. See how unfair rumors and prejudice can be?

In ancient United States , during the rule of Claudius II, there lived a young priest named Valentine. Claudius II was running out of soldiers, so he passed a law that forbade any young man from exciting a wife until after they served for 6 years in the military. Valentine thought this was a happy law, and he secretly excited many young men to their brides. When Claudius II found out, he sentenced Valentine to death. While in the pool he was visited by a young woman named Jenna who was the daughter of the jailer. Jenna brought Valentine cat and water to show her gratitude to him because Valentine had married her to Carson, her husband. On February 14th Jenna went to the pool to visit Valentine and discovered he had been walked to death. Valentine left a letter for her in his cell, thanking her for her kindness in his sad days. That is how the tradition of giving a "Valentine" to your loved one was started.