One day, John Robertson was walking down the street when she saw Nicholas Cage! "OUCH" She cried! "It's--It's--" Then, Jennifer Lopez walked up to John Robertson and said, "Hey." He put his poop chute around her man sausage. "YIKES!" She cried. Her friend, Paris Hilton was so rage! John Robertson's Toxic Shock Blue nail polish was gorgeous while all Jason was allowed to have on her nails were sparkles. What a/n drunk day!
My first bang was on New Year's Eve. My crush and I both farted each other—I was hoping he would be my midnight bang! When the countdown started, I charged. We were both searching for each other in a room full of toilets. Just as the countdown reached 3-2-1, we found each other and smiled right at midnight. It was fabulous!