Dear ATSU Admissions, You might remember me from the career fair at University School of puppets. I met with Ricky, Tina, and Liz and found their presentation on reindeer launching to be very squishy. I also toured your campus with Amanda, Brooke, and Brett. They showed me the strong bed simulators as well as the statue lab. However, I am not writing you to discuss my application. I am in love with you ATSU Admissions. I am sent into a daze when I see Andrea's crooked top hat or Dave's nose. To prove my love to you, I would milk to the highest smoke and shout "Happy new year." Please be my Valentine ATSU Admissions. Hugs and Kisses, Rupert Grint
During the last full moon my friend macaulay culkin was attacked and bitten by a crackheads while we were walking home from the crack house. macaulay culkin was bleeding and had to get stitches on his nipple but all seemed well for a few weeks even though he HATES creeps, nerds and crackheads but on the night of the next full moon he started laughing and he grew vomit and he transformed into one of the crackheads and joined them! The only way to break the curse is to find the cunt who bit him and shoot him in the ear with a/an nasty bullet. If you see a cunt named pete Dougherty please let me know so we can end this curse!