*ransom has logged on* john: Oh hi ransom! ransom: run for the hills, john! john: You were really doubtful at bjcc today... ransom: I know. irving put me in a curvy mood. john: It's fine. What are you doing right now? ransom: Just drinking some jack daniels and playing with my wharthog. john: ugh brb, my grandma is farting at me. ransom: stay away from me, I gotta go anyway. My wharthog just called.
one day Verity and Gilan went up the hill to fetch a pail of cardamom tea. Gilan fell down and broke his chest. And Verity came tumbling after. When Verity fell down and broke her butt to, Gilan and Verity got up with their broken foot and looked through a little cottage, then they saw Rapunzel and saw the three little panda!!! oh no they cried and ran all the way Piccadilly Circus. (more fairy tale fantasies coming soon!! :)