Dear Fellow Martians, I write to you on day three of my exploration of planet earth and its inhabitants. Recently I experienced a shocking ritual which left me Regret. A small earth child was startled by a Stinky gang who jumped out of hiding and screamed "Ashamed Birthday!" Afterwards, they captured her and forced her to wear a Mini Skirt and open up a mountain of multi-colored Zebras. The helpless child would no sooner struggle to get one open and they would give her another! After the torture was over, they tried to burn her to death! They Smelled her into a chair and brought her a platter of flames. I was so relieved to see that she was a clever child. She Licked the flames as hard as she could until the fire went out. The cruel gang must have been impressed because they finally set her free. I am glad this one child will live to see another day, but I Chew to think of what will happen to the next unsuspecting youth. Eyes from earth are simply Embarrassed!
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