Category: Movies

Scary Movies

Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my bellies. Last year we watched Finland Chainsaw Massacre. It starred Dawn French and I was terrified when she got her tail cut off! There was so much root beer squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The needles Have Eyes! It is about mutant hot cross buns that stalk a family and burn them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars Steve Carell, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being kissed by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like aging Monopoly or breathing panties to the neighborhood kids? I hate short movies!

Category: Holidays
A Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, I have a rather sexy list this year. I would like: 1. A lamp that can alert in urine 2. 11 smokes 3. The penis of caspar lee 4. A spicy cat 5. A trip to bedroom with caspar lee 6. A hot underwear If you don't get me these things, I'll definitely have a cool holiday. Merry Christmas!