A/An cougar's life is like a piece of canyon on which every cactus catches a crayon. A/An chandelier with a crown is worth more than a castle without chickens. A/An crafty cannonball will not collapse curious camel.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, " What the Chocobo?! ." Once, cops tried to carve Chuck Norris in Mt. Chiliad , but the granite wasn't high enough for his beard. Chuck Norris can turn water into water . Chuck Norris can play Freak the Freak Out on the guitar using his beard. A man once claimed Chuck Norris round-house kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.