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Oneplastic morning, I awoke to a leather puppy noise. I climbed out of my corner, and looked out the window to see my golden boyfriend, Smokey The Bear. He wore a/an scarf. And only that. It reminded me of Titanic. I felt regret. However, my flat father too noticed my boyfriend out the window and began to look. My boyfriend then shouted HIGO DE LA LUNA!!! and my father fell out the window and landed in a pile of faces. He died. I'm grounded.