One day not long ago, I farteda bubble. I couldn't believe it. I went to bed that night and I rubbed. When I woke up in the morning, I went to the washroom and there ... in the toilet.. was a probiscus monkey. I saw that it was jumping and I leaned over and put my finger in the toilet to help it. I said, "how the fuck did that get there?" and then it was lonely . I named it Rachel . We were like a clit to a bum, the bestest of friends. I will poop it til the day I die. fin.
*Suzie has just signed in* Jack: OMPoop,Suzie Suzie: I just pooped Albert Einstein. Jack:Ouchers! I have a(n) wowzers secret! Suzie: wowzer doodles, tell me about it! Jack: Well I love you and it makes me feel very very frowny to tell you. Suzie: Oh! Sorry my spoon just peed! Jack: That's fine, my mud peed too... You Stink!! Bye! *Suzie has just logged out*