It was Tuesday night and Cole was penising for his usual penis ritual;penising Chandler in NBA2k12. His penis confidence was backed with pseudoscience, and the negro didn't stand a chance. " Chan your penisly going to lose tonight, and I gonna penis your spirit." Cole said. "Yeah yeah will see chard." Chandler said trying to dispel cole's taunts. The game began off close with McPenis and his omipotent prescene in the paint; stopping anything Chandler tried to do. While on the offense Durant and the Thunder were defying physics with their floor progress. "FOOD FIGHT! and other Euphemisms chard."STOP! Chandler are you even trying anymore? I mean I'm more of faternal kind of person, but with this domination it's turning paternal. s sSledge Hammer the score is only 39 to 15. I can come back. I'd bet my penis pouch Chan you know I'm a philanthropist, let's just end this devastation

I just came home from Paris and whenever I come there im to nervous to go to the bathroom... Right when I came home i went to the bathroom, but there was no toilet paper left! I just tried to relax. I STOPPED RELAXING WHEN I WAS DONE I thinked, and thinked, and thinked. Andddddddddd.......... I used my brain. that was the most weirdest thing Iv'e done in my life. But why did I use a part of my body? There was no choice. I a feeling wierd for this, but a poop stain was on my underwear. I wore it to the Paris and as soon as I found this out, everybody laughed at me. The End