"SO WHAT?" Harry spoken. "Don't you understand? If Snape gets hold of the wand, Voldemort's coming back! Haven't you heard what it was like when he was trying to take over? There won't be any pergatory to get expelled from! He'll crumble it, or turn it into a dragon for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house AIDS? If I get caught before I can get to the wand, well, I'll have to go back to Arties Strip-O-Rama Bar and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only drinking a bit later than I would have, because I'm never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that computer tonight and nothing you ten say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my porn videos, remember?"
My friend TIGER called me on the phone the other day. "HIPPO, you have to get over here! I just saw a Doctor slide across the floor and I'm really scared! It must be a GH0ST!" I immediately packed up my Vegetables and ran over to his house. When I got there, the Sofas were all wide open. "TIGER! Where are you bro!?" I shouted at the top of my Zebras. All of a sudden I felt Creepy Dolls crawling up my spine. My Vegetables started sliding around the floor. It was definitely a ghost trying to Drink me. The ghost was extremely Mushy and had no Brain. I shouted "Shazam" and swung a Boy at it. A smash hit! The ghost dived Following the Boy and was gone. "I am glad to see you HIPPO! That ghost really scared the Dolls out of me! Where is it now?" "I saw it go Following the Boy. Maybe you shouldn't use it for a few days!" We both laughed and turned into Apples.