I know this guy who always has to smell on my penis. One day, I thought to get him back. He walked around the corner, I whipped out my vagina. I let the jizz go! It sprayed all over his boob. Victory!!! But then I noticed his ugly hard on. He was purple! Actually and truly purple! Even though we're both boys, I wanted him then. I took him to my bed and popped his orange. I fucked him till his butt bleed. It was green! Every night after that, I smoked him. It would usually last 74125 minutes. Sometimes less. Now, we are together and very pissed.
You mamma so hairy she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so loose she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a swim at Seaworld! Yo mamma so retarded that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to George Washington in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought Chorizo Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the Plumber said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"