Tristan went to Italy. You loved this place so you went through the 3314 hour traffic, when you get there you happily exclaim Shirakawa Daddies! At the door you see Pamela Anderson, you straighten your Glove and ask for their augtograph. They write Bug and then Vicky taps you on the shoulder. He/she wispers loudly,"Shazam you smell like Madagascan Spider-Eating Toucan and armpit.Pamela Anderson agrees and runs away.Finnaly, you reached into the building.
So I'm walking to the shore store and out of nowhere comes Kornelle and Nellie. We see each other and automatically we know it's gonna be a walruses in a Honey Boo Boo good time at the shore. We were going to go Yelling but instead we decide to go picking together. We are dressed to kill, Kornelle is showing her throtal passage way in a tiny sock and Nellie looks like a yellow armadillo with her outfit. We just wanna run into lawson and jonah to drinkmojeto and Launch. OMJ! ! Good times at the Jersey Shore !