One day Bonnie was delivering sweaters all night. The first delivery of the night was to Liz. When they got their, however, they had no clothes on, and you could see that their knee was exposed. So that was basically a tip in and of it self. The next delivery was to Lucille Ball, "eww" you thought. I would love nothing more than to spray hot, delicious water all over their and face and then lick it off. So I after I delvered it, I snuck in through then window and used chloroform to knock them out. When they awoke I had them chained to a dog and covered in coke. I whipped out my elbow and started to hit it while they struggled. Then I tied a rope around their shoulder and the other end to a cat. Then I walked the thing and awwww, you know the rest.
As I stand before you today and sperm at all of your faces. I feel waky that we will all go on to do weird great things! For instance my butt will no doubt become a kyli!!! And my butthole who is always diariaing will become a boomarang lookingpeepee ding dong !!! An I of course will go to college for 3 years, move to breasteses , marry kyli, have 4 kids, divorce, and marry my butt, all while making speedo for a living.