April 12,91 One day at Tim Hortens I saw a girl with the biggest Dick.Sexual butt was so Phisical it bloked Pube from getting to Tree.Her stomache was even bigger than her Belly Button.until this day no people go to that Boys Bathroom
Once upon a time, there was an accident prone lady named Lisa. She loved to sleep Vodka and Cranberry Juice. After she got drunk, inevitably she would pee over the couch and break her eye. Then, she would drunkenly brush her cat in the ear. When she realized what she'd done, she would shout Don't lumping yell at me! and pass out throat-first in the bed. The next day she would feel like a plum and vomit 5 times on her boot. Damn, she reminds me of Danny Devito.