Last night on America's Got Talent, my friend Lio was on the show playing a harmonica while my other friend Sammy Joe was stripping to the music. The crowd was unhappy and the judges stopped the performance. Sharon Osbourne said it made it her want to kiss. Lio started crying and Sammy Joe showed the crowd his penis. The next act was my brother on a motorcyle jumping over corpses. The crowd was anazed and the judges hated the act! Howie said, "Congratulations! Your going to Harlem!" I think I will aaudition next season and sing Hey There Delilah while my pet hog dances. Wish me luck!
I was in my Grandma Skyllar closet, looking for a Jessica and you will never guess what i found in there. First, when i was walking through i saw a Kylei thing in the corner. When i got closer i realized it was a stinky Mr. Dumas. After throwing it back in the corner, i came across a bright red lacy Mrs. Barkman, i didn't even wanna think why my Grandma had that in her closet. But, the most shocking thing i discovered was a BIG,Mr. Goslow . Now, i know too never ever go in my grandma's closet again.