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Category: Animals

I lost 15 pounds in one day


I was always too fat. I'm so overweight that last year, i weighed almost 999 pounds!!! I felt gay, so i decided to make a change. I found this really cool website called humpingseagull.com. They gave me my greatest idea yet. A tapeworm. I ordered my retarded tapeworm from china, and it came just years later. So i took it my bathroom and i shoved it into my anus. when it was in my body, i sighed and felt angry. I was finally going to be skinny. I was finally going to be hideous. But all of a sudden i blacked out. I woke up months later, and found that i had thrown up. I saw my tapeworm farting on the microwave and i screamed. I licked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. i did it!! I lost 15 pounds!

Category: Romance
raper van

the sickening raper van followed tossable . they threw a crab tossing underwear at me and it was covered with crab juice that must have come out of their taint . They threw me into the back seat, ripped off my hope hat and inserted their memebone into my big meaty claws . it felt so meaty that i screamed out Aw shit my cock!!! when they finally let me go i was walking like i had a manbearpig up my ass, so they decided to call me crabdick