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Category: Misc

My Uncle!


My uncle winnie is the BEST aunt ever! He drives, runs and makes music with his ears. He can even make BBQ burgers out of russian flour and old potato! He has gray wavy hair, big sparkling orange eyes an a fearless smile (with fake teeth!). He is a professional camel walker. I hope to one day be just like him!

Category: Romance
last night was the best!

so yesterday Sofia asked me out to dinner and i totally said YES! so he picked me up in Eyes Mini Van and we went to Sakashi. it was such a Beautiful dinner! then we went to the park and started making out! then Hugged told me that Kissed wanted to go somewhere "private" and i said OK! i was so Happy! when we got to a hotel room i started taking off my clothes starting with my Skirt! then Talked started kissing me everywhere! i was so Creeped, but then Screamed said "don't worry i'll lead, you just fallow." i was so in love with this Gal. that was the best night of my life and now i have a super Beautiful Nathan