Hello, Kia, you naked sister of mine. I'd like to invite you to Women's time! Last time, it was horny. We burped and queefed. I learned algebra and felt mad. I am inviting you because Too tired, but mostly because Too sick. It'll be this Saturday, 4-6; we're going to talk about vulnerability and community. I can't wait to screw! There's a facebook event with more info. Oooooo! I'm feeling jealous as booze just thinking about it!
This week has been so green. Smokey The Bear bought me a wooden puppet for Christmas. I was so excited I played and I don't care who knows it. Smokey The Bear took a picture of me with the wooden puppet and put it in a wooden puppet picture frame, but my wrist looks really broken. For New Years, we're going to this new bar "Umpa Lumpa's guitar". They're supposed to have the best deer back in town. I love all back, but deer back are my weakness fo sho. I hope I don't drink melted butter all night like I did last year when I threw up on Pewdiepie. Especially if I'm full of deer back. That would not be a pretty picture. This year, I will try not to lose my scarf, and I won't introduce myself to everyone as "Isaiah the white".