My friend Concetta and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song She Talks to Angels and she sang Otherside. Randy loved my audition and said it was horny. Steve Tyler said I am a very fugly performer. The guest judge, Miley Cyrus, said "You have my vote!" I was so despised I started pooping. My friend Concetta wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a laughing rat. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a giraffe in labor. Miley Cyrus was kinder and simply told her "Keep masturbating and try again next year." I'm going to Boston so make sure you vote for me, everybody!
once upon time there was a cow so i ate it. the dog popped out of my stomach while i was Chewing and it tryed to Bang me. from there on it was me pet. i called it chicken butt. it was the best kitty kat ever. i tryed to stop thinking of how it tried to Alert me but now i dont ever see it i dont know where he/she went.