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Category: Movies

Bob Hope movies part 2


1. Catapult To Morocco 2. Star Kicked Rhythm 3. They Got Me Shot 4. Let's Launch It 5. The Pharaoh And The Pirate 6. Cage To Utopia 7. My Shitty Brunette 8. Variety Hunter 9. Where There Is A/An Hat 10. Rocket To Rio 11. Sorrowful Fudd 12. The Grungy Lover 13. Fancy Kilt 14. The Lemon Drop Hunter 15. My Slimy Spy

Category: Travels
A Day In San Francisco

I went to San Francisco with my friend Ashley to watch cat King: The Musical. We took the pickle car down Powell Street into the theater district. While we were waiting in line Ashley said, "Look! Those two guys are shooting hands!" We watched them and they started sucking each other. I told my friend, "It isn't polite to stare. Leave those two love birds alone." After we watched the play, we decided to visit Japan Town and get dinner. My fortune cookie said, "Work now, eat later, and you won't anger it." My friend's fortune said, "You can only see with your balls what you cannot see with your asses." Then Ashley said, "Look who's here. It's the love birds!" They were at the next table eating eating chop suey and screwing hands.