*Kai has just signed in* Me: YAHOO!,Kai Kai: I just hugged Britney Spears. Me:HOLY CRAP! I have a(n) stupid secret! Kai: FUDGE NUGGETS!, tell me about it! Me: Well I love you and it makes me feel feel stupid to tell you. Kai: Oh! Sorry my jellyfish just peed! Me: That's fine, my budgie peed too... HOLY POOP! I GONNA MISS YOU!! Bye! *Kai has just logged out*
My friend Beetles called me on the phone the other day. "Poops, you have to get over here! I just saw a tit slide across the floor and I'm really scared! It must be a GH0ST!" I immediately packed up my hearts and ran over to his house. When I got there, the lungs were all wide open. "Beetles! Where are you bro!?" I shouted at the top of my flaps. All of a sudden I felt courageous thongs crawling up my spine. My hearts started sliding around the floor. It was definitely a ghost trying to pluck me. The ghost was extremely stinky and had no anus. I shouted "WOW THATS SMELLY" and swung a bum at it. A smash hit! The ghost dived within the bum and was gone. "I am glad to see you Poops! That ghost really scared the thongs out of me! Where is it now?" "I saw it go within the bum. Maybe you shouldn't use it for a few days!" We both laughed and turned into farts.