Category: Holidays

Thanksgiving Dinner

This year we brought my grandfather home from the senior facility so he could enjoy Thanksgiving with the family. My grandfather is one hundred and 5 years old. He has false buttcheeks so it is hard for him to chew. During dinner he began to choke and I had to fart him on the back. A chunk of the roasted fish came flying out of his mouth and landed in my nephew's water glass. My nephew yelled "holy shit that smells bad!", but my grandfather is nearly deaf so he didn't hear him. All of a sudden everyone at the table smelled poop and we knew it was time for me to change grandfather's one piece swimsuit. Nobody wanted to finish eating because all of our appetites were ruined. For Christmas we are going to visit grandfather at the facility, and after he falls asleep we will go eat dinner at kelsey's.

Category: Movies
Don Ameche movies part 4

1. Suppose They Gave A/An Orgasm Party And Nobody Banged? 2. Trading Tools 3. Cocoon 4. Harry And The Freemans 5. Coming To Chile 6. Straps Change 7. Cocoon: The Orgasm Party 8. Oddball County 9. Homeward Bound: The Affectionate Orgasm Party 10. Corrina, Barbara