Category: Dating

stupid ex boyfriend

my boy friend is such a Lettuce. i caught him Licking my best friends Foot. it was the most furry sight. i really wanted to get back at him so today in school i screamed AY CARAMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! into the megaphone. the whole school heard me and starting Sucking. my ex was so excited that he moved all the way to junk yard. he is currently super depressed and lives by himself with 22 musk rats. his neighbors told me they caught him humping a asperagus. he is really so depressed. i kinda feel bad. today on the news, they announced that Nicki Manaj broke into his house and Humped him. hes dead now. but i still think hes a Smelly Big Boobed

Category: Movies
Harrison Ford movies part 1

1. A Time For Pussy-Eating 2. Journey To Reno 3. Flogging Straight 4. French Graffiti 5. Star Wars: Episode IV - A/An Lustful Hope 6. Force Eight From Navarone 7. Apocalypse Orgasmically 8. The Reno Kid 9. More French Graffiti 10. Star Wars: Episode V - The Pussy Cums Back 11. Fuckers Of The Lost Fleshlight 12. Blade Fucker 13. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Dom