On Easter morning my friend robbie and josh and I went to my mom's house to celebrate. When we arrived we were given a basket and sent on a hunt for Easter butts. My mom spent all of the night before hand dying and painting the colored butts. robbie and josh found six of them in the bushes and several in the zebras. I found some under a spontaiously ugly toilet and on a garden lambergia and several in the hippo's house. Since my friend robbie and josh found the most eggs, my mom gave him a prize. He won a gift certificate to moms bedroom. He said he was going to take me with him! Yay! I was so happy I minipulated him! Afterwards we all went to the movie to watch The old Games. It was a great Easter day.
One morning I woke up and I looked at my shin. It was fleshy! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "it's falling off." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a baby so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked goopy, and looked closer. He suddenly crushed and knocked over all the children. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "tell me some other time. In other words, you have a kid." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured diarrhea all over myself and never woke up.