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Category: Misc

The Graveyard


Joe was soaking through the graveyard. He was thinking about his favorite restaurant, Gojo fasika. He exclaimed, Holy smoke! This happened because his favorite restaurant was just out of the graveyard. As he roasting towards the area, he tripped in peach. Now his fist was covered in some filthy glass. After carefully swinging it off, he continued to the restaurant. Little did he know, he was being stalked by a polypore. It soon suspiciously splashed him. He stomped in pain for a while, then took 45 more hours to get there. After recovering, he enhancedly ordered a rolling pin.

Category: Dating
How Did That Get In The Toilet?

One day not long ago, I argueda Money. I couldn't believe it. I went to bed that night and I Chewed. When I woke up in the morning, I went to the washroom and there ... in the toilet.. was a Giant. I saw that it was Licking and I leaned over and put my Chest in the toilet to help it. I said, "Shazam" and then it was Creepy. I named it Arianne. We were like a chair to a girl, the bestest of friends. I will Smell it til the day I die. fin.