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Category: Food

I've never tasted anything better


It was fat. It tasted soooo fabulous. It made me wiggle all over the bathroom. This pizza was so smexay that i couldn't help but scream oh my glob!!!!! my anus started to quiver and then i licked. I lost my freezer the next day. My llama was chewing on it! I was so sad! I wanted to kill him but i didnt. My large pizza was gone. I couldnt bear this feeling of angry so i finally just pooped myself.

Category: Music
Let It Go Parody P1

The couch glows black on the bed tonight, not a snowman to be seen. A kingdom of pizza, and it looks like I'm the queen. The giraffe is singing like the swirling Kayla inside. Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried. Don't let them in, don't let them Bang. Be the Embarrassed girl you always have to be. Smell, don't feel, don't let them know. Well now they know! Let it Chew, let it Chew! Can't hold it back anymore! Let it Chew, let it Chew, turn away and Lick the door! I don't care what they're going to say! Let the Dog rage on, the kitten never bothered me anyway!