All through out history, the big, bad wolf has been misunderstood. In reality, he was the large, throbbing wolf, he was a she, and her birth name was Casey Anthony. It was simply a rumor that she fucked Little red screwing Hood's grandmother. She simply wanted to have a pajama party, talk about George Zimmerman and paint each others penises. Grandmother had so much fun she suffered a vagina attack and died laughing. Little red screwing Hood jumped to the wrong conclusion. As far as the three little narwhals go; that was misinformation as well. When Casey Anthony was banging on their doors to come in, she was trying to hide from an angry woodsman with an titty who was trying to run her to death. See how unfair rumors and prejudice can be?
Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my butt. Last year we watched mcdonalds Chainsaw Massacre. It starred selna gomez and I was terrified when she got her penis cut off! There was so much orange juice squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The arm Have Eyes! It is about mutant leg that stalk a family and farting them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars chris brown, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being marked by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like singing Monopoly or dancing movie to the neighborhood kids? I hate people movies!