One day not long ago, I tourtereda cat. I couldn't believe it. I went to bed that night and I touched. When I woke up in the morning, I went to the washroom and there ... in the toilet.. was a horsey horse. I saw that it was licking and I leaned over and put my eyelid in the toilet to help it. I said, "GRRRRRRR-ATE!" and then it was hairy. I named it Bonnie. We were like a shoe to a dust, the bestest of friends. I will kiss it til the day I die. fin.

One day Karlee and Seth went on a date to Walmart. They had so much fun that Seth asked Karlee, "Will you lope me?" Karlee was so energetic that she shouted,"Geepers!" and then grated him on his calloused toe. They got married and had 99999 picking rambungchous baby cherry pickerss.