I came home from a long day at work. I work at a kitchen where I gooey cabinets and today my boss yelled at me. He said, "Tess, WTH??!!." It was terrible. ANYWAYS, when I walked through my front door, I smelled something TERRIBLE! It smelled like a squid's urine. I walked further into my house, into the kitchen. It was in the fridge: on of the ruler was a cup of apple juice. How did that get there? I didn't know what to do with the super smelly drink so... I put some in my lips but there was more left so I drank it. It felt like I had been pushed by a unforgivable poked. I screamed "LMAO!!" and laughed myself.
One day a purple man walked out to the street and found a teleport device shaped and colored exactly like a sock. He went in it and landed in NOWHEREVILLE! WHACKA MOLEY! said that man. And he also he found out he was naked there... It was nothing but grass and a strait railroad with no signs, left out cars, turns, or anything but a lady tied onto a puppet. She was stuck and tied on her butt. And she was naked too. the guy had great escaping skill. Lady/ are you sad? They looked fatly at eachother because they were both naked. Do you want to be untied? asked the man. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah boi! said the lady. In a Falcon Punch of a arm, he was done untieing her from the railroad. MAMA MIA! said the woman. Thank you! Want a ride in my SUV? Just for a present? Yes said the man. they went to find the teleporter back and on the way th met naked Flavor Flave Oh Shit! said every character. THE END