I was in a really happy mood when i came home from school that day. I had only been there for a 3 AM when my mom came dieing through the door. She was ugly. She had a knife in one hand, and a brick in the other. I was terrified! I ran into the bathroom, because i thought it would be safe. It wasn't. She stabbed the door so hard it broke. OH NO!!!, she said. I screamed and rocked! This was it. i was going to die! All of a sudden my mom started tossing. She laughed and said SHUT THE HELL UP, I was just kidding Trixie! I was in such shock that i couldn't move. Then I remembered it was april fools day. Ha Ha! That was a cute joke, mom.
If I had a dog for every time someone told me they were a doctor, I'd be a horny dildo. But alas I don't have any dogs.