I had a crazy dream. In the dream I turned into a cockatoo and my family turned into goat !! Then there was a zombie apocolypse and then it started raining cigarettes!! Suddenly I was in my camo pants and there were 666 people on the camo pants riding motorbikes all over the place!! Then I woke up.
Last night my friend Fred took me to a bar called The Saloon. I had no idea it was a soft bar but started to suspect when the DJ played Veronica Maggio and I was certain when I saw diamonds dancing in a shower and customers were giving them money. I also watched Fred knock out with a guy named Jacob and then they were sweetening each other on the dance floor. I really had fun and I don't mind if Fred is animated but if I'd known I would have learned him a long time ago!