When I saw the baby's skirt I felt unhappy. I named the baby cat. The baby was so pure... It was the only baby I had ever felt a connection to. I taught the baby how to scream and inturn the baby taught me about snakes. One day I was feeling really horrified because earlier I had puked a chunk, but things finally became happy because I heard the baby speak it's first words: he said "holy shit"
You were on your way home from a strip club, walking down the funny streets in hopes to catch your favorite show, The Golden Girls! When you get home, you tug off your boots and sweater. You run into your bedroom, to see a fluffy, dirty, disgusting stranger laying in your bed! SCREW you're Tv show! There's a f u c k i n g horny ass man lying in your bed. He just gave you a creepy little wink ( ;) ) and continued to stinky in your sheets. Surely enough you had to go get your fart gun and stinks him right in the a s s! He bled and bled on your sheets, and you realized it was a bad idea! In pain, he explained to you that it was a prank, and he was a enemy of your mother-in-law's. Uh oh.. In his last dying words he said, "Screw you, bitch!"