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Category: Goofy

Boyfriends Suck


OneUgly morning, I awoke to a Black catapillar noise. I climbed out of my fire, and looked out the window to see my crazy boyfriend, Dyllon. He wore a/an Underwear. And only that. It reminded me of Titanic. I felt Sad. However, my Creepy father too noticed my boyfriend out the window and began to swim. My boyfriend then shouted Your stupid and my father fell out the window and landed in a pile of logs. He died. I'm grounded.

Category: Goofy
Best Cookie Recipe!!

Ingredients for Cookies: 3 cups of kidney bean 1/2 cup shyly lamp 3 cups flour 1 rainbow 1 package semi-rainy paintbrushes Instructions: Preheat oven to 4 degrees. Spray a pear with black balloon. Scoop the fork onto the pan and bake for 20 minutes. Cool for 15 minutes. Then share with Keenan.