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Category: Drinks

Wasted and Drunken Up


Tina and I went to the Santa Barbara and decided to take her mom's Moped. Instead, we got lost in the middle of a(n) Spicy More Mesa Beach but we found a bar. We skateboarded in there and sat down. Unexpectedly, Cousin Troy was there! However, Tina did not know I had a crush on him. Whenever he's around me, I act Goofy around him. So I bought an abundant amount of beer and started getting wasted. I saw stars, Babboon, and Justin Bieber in a bear suit! I didn't notice that I skateboarded onto a table and sang Baby Baby off-key. My friend was so embarrassed and my guy friend pulled me off the table. All of a sudden, he gave me a Smooch and I threw up on him! He skateboarded out the door and I never saw him again.

Category: Music
American Idol Audition

My friend ange and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song and she sang . Randy loved my audition and said it was . Steve Tyler said I am a very performer. The guest judge, , said "You have my vote!" I was so I started . My friend ange wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a . Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a in labor. was kinder and simply told her "Keep and try again next year." I'm going to so make sure you vote for me, everybody!