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Category: Nursery Rhymes

Nursery Rhymes for Naughty Folk Two


(1)Hey Diddle Diddle, Nicole rubbed Henry's fiddle, and Marissa bent over and mooned, the little kitty laughed because it was so white, while Nicole and Henry spooned! (2)Misty be nimble, Misty be quick, Misty loves to laugh Vero's candlestick!

Category: Romance
The Love Letter

Dear ATSU Admissions, You might remember me from the career fair at tom felton University School of douches. I met with Ricky, Tina, and Liz and found their presentation on tiger fucking to be very shity. I also toured your campus with Amanda, Brooke, and Brett. They showed me the bitchy stripper simulators as well as the whore lab. However, I am not writing you to discuss my application. I am in love with you ATSU Admissions. I am sent into a daze when I see Andrea's dicky thong or Dave's tit. To prove my love to you, I would rape to the highest dick and shout "shit." Please be my Valentine ATSU Admissions. Hugs and Kisses, nyan cat