Kathy brings her pet Cat to the park. Kathy gives the Cat a tree and says, "Go play with hamster." Kathy goes to find Andrew McMahon and asks for an autograph. "Sure thing," says Andrew McMahon and signs her feet. Then, Kathy goes back, gets Cat, and goes to thier mansion.
Dear Fellow Martians, I write to you on day three of my exploration of planet earth and its inhabitants. Recently I experienced a shocking ritual which left me ashamed. A small earth child was startled by a greasy gang who jumped out of hiding and screamed "sad Birthday!" Afterwards, they captured her and forced her to wear a bow tie and open up a mountain of multi-colored frying pans. The helpless child would no sooner struggle to get one open and they would give her another! After the torture was over, they tried to burn her to death! They cut her into a chair and brought her a platter of flames. I was so relieved to see that she was a clever child. She sang the flames as hard as she could until the fire went out. The cruel gang must have been impressed because they finally set her free. I am glad this one child will live to see another day, but I vote to think of what will happen to the next unsuspecting youth. whiskers from earth are simply gory!