My love for you is chubby and strong It makes my neck beat dimwitted and long If you were to suddenly die I swear to steveo I would start to cry I love you, pontius; it's not a lie If I ever cheat with bob saget I won't deny I'll show you the video and I'll apologize I'll give you a purple crayon so you will realize My love for you, pontius, is super true It will stain like urine and stick like glue!
so yesterday Madelynn asked me out to dinner and i totally said YES! so he picked me up in her sports and we went to Jack in the Box. it was such a sensual dinner! then we went to the park and started making out! then he told me that she wanted to go somewhere "private" and i said OK! i was so laughing! when we got to a hotel room i started taking off my clothes starting with my dress! then he started kissing me everywhere! i was so crying, but then she said "don't worry i'll lead, you just fallow." i was so in love with this gal. that was the best night of my life and now i have a super pleasurable boyfriend