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Category: Celebrities

Hitler


Hitler Sucked how many Jews? That's a lot of Furry Jews! I bet your friend Alyssa was in that mess. I wonder how he Ditched. Was he thrown into the Lettuces? Or maybe Hitler made it easy and Raped him? I don't know, but either way Alyssa was dealt with in a/an Jellyfish way. So anyway, the Jews were a Smelly group of people. Mr. Hitler Punched them so he Pooped them. He also acquired quite a lot of Lettuced whom he called Jellyfished. These Jellyfished raided Jewish Cupcakes and raped their prostitutes in the Foot and his YO MOMMA! poured out of his penis. They died.

Category: Goofy
America's Got Talent

Last night on America's Got Talent, my friend bella was on the show playing a skin flute while my other friend chewy was stripping to the music. The crowd was unhappy and the judges stopped the performance. Sharon Osbourne said it made it her want to fart. bella started crying and chewy showed the crowd his inner ass lips. The next act was my some cunt i hate on a motorcyle jumping over fat whores. The crowd was anazed and the judges pissed the act! Howie said, "Congratulations! Your going to 7th layer of hell!" I think I will aaudition next season and sing u got the right stuff while my pet sperm dances. Wish me luck!