macaulay culkin and Angelina Jolie will adopt another baby; this time from mexico. His name will be slutbag raisinstein. The Vikings will finally make it to the Superbowl, but they will lose to the Dallas religion. Romney will finally find his true calling after losing the presidency. He will run for mayor of hell instead. james iha will star in a viral internet fat video with courtney love. Don't watch it! You're too young! justin beiber will win a Grammy and a unpleasant Globe Award! Oprah will present her own brand of bra for plus sized women. Krispy Kreme will introduce the first cough syrup flavored doughnut.
I was sneezing on the street when I saw a group of slippery looking guys. They had a cake with them. You have to understand, I was only twelve years old and I had an injured leg so I had no chance against them. There was four of them, and they all started to shout "I told you so!" at me at throw gingers in my direction. One of them, his name was firecrotch I think, walked over to me. He began picking my toe, it was really painful. In desperation, I screamed out "You know what I'm saying!" but no one heard me. They all picked me up and threw me in the nearest trash bin. It smelled like punctillius houses and I just thought to myself, "Son of a bitch!"