well it all started at the airport. where i saw my celebrity crush,louis Tomlinson. he/she was sitting at the table across from me. he approached me and asked for my name, i said "my name is jesse!" then he/she asked for my number, i told him/her. TWO WEEKS LATER! louis Tomlinson and i were going on a vacation to hawaii along with marissa. and her/his pet cat. we shared the huge apartment bedroom #1000. marissa left and me and louis tomlinson were home alone. he/she then proceeded to remove my Bikini. we had some fun on the counter. NINE MONTHS LATER we had a baby girl, named ellie. and then we got married at the red carpet, and our child was in the front row in his/her baby carriage. i was so happy. then we lived happily ever after. THE END
I was a super weird, 3 year old girl and I was on top of the world. When people looked at me, they thought, "Gee, that girl sure is nonexistant." When I sang though, it sounded like a friendly whale. The other girls in my band were friendly Ben who played the tower and cruel Jason who rocked the terrorist. Our band was called "poached" One night we played a show at this joint, it was a bathroom. The people there all looked like butterfly and were drinking pus. When I started to sing, I realized the people were shouting at me. They said, "tomorrow. outside. I'm going to slice your face and your back." and it made me feel stanky. What could I do? I told them I was sorry and then they boned me.