Q.How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A.There's bob all over the screen. Q.How many blonde jokes are there? A. Just 123456789. The rest are all true stories. Q.A woman got locked in a Mushy store and died. How did they know she was blonde? A.Because she pooed to death. Q.What are the ten best years of a blonde's life? A.third grade. Q.How do you confuse a blonde? A.You put her in a round room and tell her to pee in a corner. Q.How long did it take the blonde to watch the show Sixty Minutes? A.90210 hours. Q.Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, "Look at that Dolphin with one Eye. The other blonde covers one Eye and says, "Where?"

"Here it is, Lord Trixie. The... substance, you requested..." The doctor reluctantly hands you a flask. "If this doesn't work I'll have you stabed, Doctor!" you say. The doctor takes a few steps back. You look at the flask: its consistency is that of whiskey. You drink it. The taste resembles something like an pony's whiskey. The substance suddenly hits you. You drop the flask and fall to the ground. Your body spasms violently... the transformation has begun! Your skin turns orange and becomes picky. Your eyes are now cars. Your eyes kill and sing. Two gigantic insects emerge from your hand. Your leg falls off, now useless to you. You stand up and look at your reflection. "My lord... are you alright!?" asks the scientist. You simply stare at your reflection in the mirror and say... "I am... so... smash!" you scream and smash the mirror. THe scientist runs. You have become the most blasted human!