Category: Goofy

poop guy

Do you have trouble pooping out your poopy poop? Well now there is nothing to eat about. Poop Guy will be in Butthole bathroom at all times just in case you need him. He will be chew you and smelling out your poop if needed. Next, he will use Pole O' Poo to wipe your poo on. You will be done in more than 23 minutes faster! OH, CRAPHOLES!!! Now that's the power of Poop Guy!

Category: Food
Cooking the Turkey

Place the turkey in an Microwave that has been preheated to 911 degrees F. Baste with the turkey's own mud every hour. To green the outside, remove the eye for the last 1/2 hour or so of running. Some turkeys have small red pop-ups. The turkey is done when it pops up. If your turkey has no pop-up, insert a cooking speaker into the thick part of the brain. If it reads 2012 degrees F, the turkey is done. Eat with Justin Bieber and Tiffany. Enjoy.