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Category: Movies

Texas Chainsaw Massacre


You may not know that Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based upon true events that happened in Arkansas and the killer used a rake to tickle his victims. What made this case unusual was his practice of removing their gold teeth and wearing them along with their bras. When he was contained by the police they searched his barn and found the bones of 25 bodies used to build furniture and dildos. In the refrigerator were the partially eaten remains of Justin Beiber, a young woman who was abducted while hitch hiking and she became his final victim. Uma Thurman became one of the most famous serial killers of our time and the inspiration over 6 horror films.

Category: School
The Last Day

It was the last day of school and there were tons of Panda. We were supposed to be going to the zoo, but i guess they brought it to us. I was really Jealousy and sonali my friend wouldnt stop Smelling me! Then all of a sudden the Whale Started to eat all of the teachers papers! The Lion even tried to eat Mrs.Pipes Bikini. This all was happening when Leonardo Dicaprio burst throught the class room door and swept our teacher off her feet! This was extreamly odd because nikhitathen they strated to dance with each other. My friends were laughing so hard! By the time they were done danceing the bell rang! And then that day was over! what a Ashamed last day of school!