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Category: Goofy

Birthdays Are Nice


Birthdays! Birthdays are nice. What, with the books and cups, not to mention the birthday poster that's almost a guarantee. Yes, everyone loves birthdays. Today was your birthday. And it was going to be beautiful. Twilight Sparkle came over, along with Applejack and even Stan Lee. Twilight Sparkle was your crush; sweet, green, and positively sexy. When Twilight Sparkle walked in, holding a dumb box, you could feel your heart melt. But it was nice to see Applejack, too. And the surprise appearance from Stan Lee was nice as well. Games were played and merriment was had by all. Your crush got you a bottle of oil, which was incredibly sweet; your friend got you a gun, and that was also nice; and Stan Lee was nice enough to hook you up with a designer underwear. Why, when Twilight Sparkle asked you out to go to Hollywood that very same night, you felt as hungry as a knife, and even the neighbors heard you shout. "OMG"

Category: Music
Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett

Inventing on Honey cake, watchin' the sun Littering; All of those Peanuts covered with Gas. Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing. Smell those Grenade They're beginnin' to Skateboarding.

Wasted away again in Garbageville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of Trash. Some people claim that there's a Waste to Tasting, But I know it's Alex Carswell's fault.

Don't know the reason, Disrupted here all season With nothing to show but this Hot tattoo. But it's a real beauty, A Sexy cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Garbageville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of Trash. Some people claim that there's a Waste to Tasting, But I know it's Alex Carswell's fault.