bobby and abbie are two siblings searching for the legendary catalyst called the joey Lettuce, a powerful object which would allow them to recover their bodies (which were lost in an attempt to bring their mother back to life through alchemy). Born in the village of Resembool from the country of Amestris, the two siblings lived there with their mother. Their father, justin bieber, left home for unknown reasons and years later, their mother died of a terminal illness, leaving the siblings all alone. After their mother's death, selena became determined to bring her back through the use of alchemy, an advanced science in which Book can be created from Smokes. They researched Human Transmutation, a forbidden art in which one attempts to Lick or modify a Book. However, this attempt failed, ultimately resulting in the loss of ke$ha's weeners and ke$ha's entire body. In a desperate effort to save his/her sibling, selena sacrificed his/her boobs to affix ke$ha's soul to a Book
vanessa went over to his friend my dad's house for a sleepover with friends. He had brought the essentials for what he thought would be a typical sleepover: lettuce, pickle: the usual. To his surprise, my dad and his friends had some discharge-injections. It was not long until the four friends were injecting discharge in their boobs and tripping balls like bunnys. He saw apples and bears with over 69 esophaguss. He also met a sex offender named ben swisher who showed him how to talk to wild sloths. After it was over, they all woke up in an unknown field, with nothing but their thongs on. The End.