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Friday The 13th

My friends and I rented a cabin last Friday The 13th and it turned out to be a fleeting experience. Now I know why the cabin only cost 3 dollars a night. The woods were stalked by a Klingon in a horn mask and he killed my friend Viluy with a mullet. I found Viluy dead in the boat house and I started dicking for Final Boss to come help me. That's when the masked Klingon chased me with a ladle. He was going to direct me to death. Final Boss circumsized the psycho with a Dodge Grand Caravan and rescued me. We both hid in a tool shed and we beat the killer with a hacksaw. When the police arrived the only thing the maniac would say was "cha cha cha, ah ah ah..." What the hell does that mean anyway?!

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Samuel L. Jackson movies part 4

1. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Carrot Salesmen 2. XXF 3. Country Of My Nose 4. Launch Bill: Vol. 2 5. Hunter Carter 6. XXX: State Of The Catapult 7. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Hunters 8. Farce Of The Rabbits 9. Rabbits On A Plane 10. Green Rabbit Moan 11. Chip Shop Of The Brave 12. Shooting The Champ 13. Iron Hunter 14. Star Wars: The Carrot Salesman Wars