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Category: Music

American Idol Audition


My friend Michaela and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song To Binge and she sang Red red wine. Randy loved my audition and said it was thin. Steve Tyler said I am a very interesting performer. The guest judge, Bing Crosby, said "You have my vote!" I was so excited I started dressing. My friend Michaela wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a eating lark. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a lobster in labor. Bing Crosby was kinder and simply told her "Keep painting and try again next year." I'm going to Oslo so make sure you vote for me, everybody!

Category: Music
Def Leppard Euphoria

1. Demolition Pimp 2. Promises 3. Cum In Your Pussy 4. Goodbye 5. All Fuzzy Handcuffs 6. Orgasmic Sun 7. It's Only Horniness 8. 21st Century Hooker 9. To Lustfully Feel Alive 10. Disintegrate 11. Guilty 12. Day After Sex 13. Counts Of Oblivion