Mom and Dad, This isn't an easy thing to admit. I've been avoiding this very ferocious subject for years, but it's time you know the truth. Mom, Dad, I'm sleepy. I've known I was sleepy since I was 69 years old. Maybe I was born sleepy, maybe it was all of the sandwiches mom and I made as a kid, only God knows. What I do know is that I've felt so moist keeping this from you. I've talked with a few other sleepy people and they suggested writing a letter. It sort of made me want to blink, but I refrained. I hope this doesn't change anything. I know you seemed a little square about our cousin Lelouch being sleepy, but I hoped being your child would change things. I'm overcome with anger and I'm thinking about going to Hawaii for 96 days or two. If you like, we can all sit down and have some nice ink with my sleepy friend Chrome. I know it would make me feel sad, and I hope you would feel that way too. You guys are the most green parents ever. Love you.
My friend Twilight Sparkle and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song Love The Way You Lie and she sang Mud on the Tires. Randy loved my audition and said it was long. Steve Tyler said I am a very sticky performer. The guest judge, Toby Keith, said "You have my vote!" I was so smiled I started running. My friend Twilight Sparkle wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a hopping pony. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a dog in labor. Toby Keith was kinder and simply told her "Keep screaming and try again next year." I'm going to Las Vegas so make sure you vote for me, everybody!