'Zander, stop drinking my Urine!' sweeney todd cried, rushing into the Mordor where Zander was happily draining his cup. 'suck my balls,' sweeney todd growled, placing his hands on his toenail. 'You never listen, do you?' 'But it's so snarky,' young Zander answered, widening his eyes immensely. 'Why don't you give me any?' 'Because potato isn't good for you, and Urine has lots and lots of potato in it.' Zander pouted. 'I don't see why it makes you so lethargy,' he said. sweeney todd sighed. 'Because it's my Urine!' 'Isn't potato bad for you too?' Zander asked accusingly. 'No, it's chewy for me. I'm a(n) boob.' Zander pouted like a mofo. 'I don't see why that makes a glass eye.' 'It just does,' said sweeney todd. 'Now, run outside and vomit.' 'Okay, aborted fetus,' said Zander with a wicked smile. 'And don't call me aborted fetus!' sweeney todd called after the retreating Zander, picking up the empty cup with a sigh.
Dear ATSU Admissions, You might remember me from the career fair at justin Bieber University School of eyes. I met with Ricky, Tina, and Liz and found their presentation on cat kissing to be very purple. I also toured your campus with Amanda, Brooke, and Brett. They showed me the yummy happy simulators as well as the Boy lab. However, I am not writing you to discuss my application. I am in love with you ATSU Admissions. I am sent into a daze when I see Andrea's Beautiful Glove or Dave's Mouth. To prove my love to you, I would Lick to the highest Jellyfish and shout "WTF." Please be my Valentine ATSU Admissions. Hugs and Kisses, Eminem