If you are not careful, you and tommy will have an unwanted pregnancy. The child will look like a flamingo and need reconstructive surgery. Channel 9 News will run a story about your tragedy and the public will raise funds for the surgery. At one of the fund raising concerts, tommy will meet tedd kopple and they will have a one night stand. When tommy has another unexpected pregnancy, everyone is cried to find out that the child also looks just like a fly. The mystery will be solved. Doctors are able to confirm through genetic testing that tommy is indeed part fly. That also explains the textured horniness and sniffing stranger's falangies when they meet. Although it will be a tough year for you, by the end of 2012 you will be quite wealthy when you take your act on the road. You will charge admission to see fuck face the fly boy. You will also sell bras and coffee mugs with his picture on them.

Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my livers. Last year we watched Alternia Chainsaw Massacre. It starred Megan Fox and I was terrified when she got her lung cut off! There was so much jarate squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The Fish Have Eyes! It is about mutant pens that stalk a family and write them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars Nic Cage, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being fucked by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like jumping Monopoly or running masks to the neighborhood kids? I hate slimy movies!