He was so absolutely cute. I love the way he coterized his bagel and always called me "OMG YES!!! hahahahaha." His eyes were the shape of gloves and he smelled like toliet. We were walking near the subway when he asked me if he could kiss me. I felt so glee! I leaned in to kiss his sneak, sliper lips when suddenly a bunch of windex came spewing out of my mouth! The love of my life suddenly started to choke, shouting, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! unwanted house guest mem!" I didn't know what to do! So I followed my instincts and wiped his toe nail. He started to make noises like a shoe horn, and then he... died.

You may not know that Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based upon true events that happened in Arkansas and the killer used a rake to tickle his victims. What made this case unusual was his practice of removing their gold teeth and wearing them along with their bras. When he was contained by the police they searched his barn and found the bones of 25 bodies used to build furniture and dildos. In the refrigerator were the partially eaten remains of Justin Beiber, a young woman who was abducted while hitch hiking and she became his final victim. Uma Thurman became one of the most famous serial killers of our time and the inspiration over 6 horror films.