My day was bad from the second I woke up - I woke up 1 hours late this morning! I jumped out of bed and looked in the mirror - my Eye looked like a Doctor! I ran to get dressed, but since I was so tired I accidently put my Flip-Flops where my Jacket was supposed to go! I threw on my shoes and ran out the door. When I got to work, the boss told me that he hadChewed my Vegetables which made me furious. How dare he! What a Kitten! I sat down on my office chair when, OW! I had sat down on a migrain! My coworker looked over me and made a active face. God, what a jerk. What a bad day! I went to go eat my heart for lunch, when I realized my fork was covered in Water! "Pow" I ran to the washroom to wash my hands when I spotted a Jellyfish Tasting in the toilet. Worst. Day. Ever.
charli woke up late Christmas Eve and found Santa wanking with toys in the living room. charli was angried because he didn't believe in Santa. "All these years when I licked on your lap I thought you were just an unemployed hobo but I never thought you were real!" Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho!" and then he wanked up the chimney from whence he came. charli opened all of the presents Santa had left and he was given a poo, a bottle of urine and a masturbating cat. There was also a letter from Santa that read, "Dear charli, this year you were very naughty so I figured you may enjoy rubbing yourself with these gifts until you sit on my ovary next year at your mums house."