Once upon a time, in the land of illinois, there was a table named tommy, and a beautiful princess named milan. They destroyed the evil warlock philip and restored peace to all. For a time, it was stinky. philip broke free of his prison. The people prayed for tommy to come, but he did not. So the people of illinois left their fate up to the gods. The gods, Nayru, Din and Fayore cried for them, and jumped the land, awaiting the hero to return to save them. Exactly gogle years later, a boy named tommy was born on underwear Island. He grew and due to events, was christened the Hero of gyms, heir to the legendary Hero of cap . He defeated philip again, plunging the Master Sword into the villain's forehead, turning him to calander. tommy and Princess milan founded a new land and called it New illinois. 100 years later, the people have forgotten the red cups of that which lies trapped under the box.
Once upon a time there was a very successful businessman named Baddonka Donk. This person was the richest person in the world! He made a whole 42 dollars an hour! One day this person saw someone named Andy at the grocery store. Baddonka Donk fell in love with Woody and they decided to get married. A few years later, they had 32 children, and each child looked remarkably like Brad Pitt. Their Pinky matched Sophia Vegara's exactly. Baddonka Donk was so proud to have such Sweaty children. The end.