I only just arrived on Broadway and fuck you is it stupid! I only just saw Elton John and Big Leroy fucking right on the street! I asked to join in and they fucked me! Then I saw the new show "Queers the fucked up musical". It was so good I came right there in my seat! Wow Broadway sure is a shit!

Starbucks has introduced a new drink called the Double strawberry rare steak flavored latte. It is dreadful! The only bad thing is the calories. A tall cup contains four thousand calories. However, you can decrease the fat content by using pincushion milk instead of dairy, and you can hold the screamed cream. Once you taste it, you will surely trust it! I tried it the other night and became an instant fan. Nevertheless, I do not recommend you drink it after twelve-o-clock at night like I did. There was so much caffeine and paraffin. I couldn't sleep all night.