He was so absolutely cute. I love the way he hummed his mouse and always called me "holy shit." His eyes were the shape of tits and he smelled like pussy. We were walking near the bathroom when he asked me if he could kiss me. I felt so horny! I leaned in to kiss his slimey, wet lips when suddenly a bunch of beer came spewing out of my mouth! The love of my life suddenly started to choke, shouting, "what the fuck slick!" I didn't know what to do! So I followed my instincts and smelled his ear. He started to make noises like a pinky toe, and then he... died.
My love for you is big ole titties and strong It makes my my big whale dong beat suck my fuck and long If you were to suddenly die I swear to sha nae nae I would start to cry I love you, sherquita; it's not a lie If I ever cheat with justin beaver I won't deny I'll show you the video and I'll apologize I'll give you a shank my stinkhole so you will realize My love for you, sherquita, is super true It will stain like semen coming from my asshole and stick like glue!