Today started off like any other normal hat I heped out of bed and had some cake for breakfast. Then, things went all downhill from there. I went to work at the the beach and a dolphin came up to me and said, '"Where can I find the cans of pee ?" We didn't have any left in stock so I told her, "Sorry mam, we have none left." To which she replied, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?' Then she stoped me and I said, "No," in a weird tone. She graved me and said, "I'M Selena gomez !" When my manager heard this, he actually fired me. What a stupid day at work.
On this week's episode of Project Runway, the contestants had to design a g-string for Angela Lansbury to wear in her next concert. Autumn created a salmon pink skinny jeans with provocative sequins. The judges all agreed it was too offensive. FeFe designed a dry tunic to wrap around Angela Lansbury's boobs. The judges applauded and called it "bland"! FeFe was declared the winner of this week's challenge and moved onto the next round! Next week, Mickey Rourke will be the guest judge and will ask them to design Hawaiian Shirts.