Category: Goofy

How I Broke Both My Legs

It was Smarch of 921 BC, and I was walking to Church when I saw something strange. When i went to get a closer look I realized it was a tiny beetle!!! I was so courage! I couldn't believe it, i shouted SAD, COURAGEOUS, BUSY.! I ran away as fast as i could, but i accidentally giggled. My hole was in a lot of pain because i had just giggled it, but i kept running. All of a sudden i fell into a nipple. I couldn't get out! I screamed and bounced but i was stuck. I looked around for a way to get out, but i didn't see anything. Then, just like magic, i saw a town. Thank god! I was saved! as i climbed the town, my legs got caught on a crust. A KNIGHT'S CREST!, i screamed, but it was too late. My legs were broken. I just barely escaped.

Category: Nursery Rhymes
the weird chase of awesome

one day Pewdiepie was going to play minecraft when a deer cam out and seized all over him when Smokey The Bear came up to hecaptured then you riped off your pantaloons all of a sudden fourty five and three quarters okapi came and riped off your cheek then Sarah Palin was discomfort then he yelled BROKEN BOTTLES!!! because he was being chased by Willy Wonka and Bruce Willis basicly you corrupt because you read this