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Category: Goofy

new years promises


On new years eve you promise to do things to improve you. these are mine: Not pouring Blood in my cat. brushing my teeth with Hersheys. camping in the tent. fight Kimberly. dress like Scream to make my mom faint. pee 324 a day. snoring jump without rope play with a Dragon my grades need to be smaller than 16 play my hand poop ny bra PLAY ELIBS UNTIL 12

Category: Goofy
Cinderella

Poor Cinderella had to live in a house with her two skanky stepsisters, Roxie and Kat. Not only were they talented and cruel, but she also had to put up with her stepmother who treated her like a chamber maid. All day long they ordered Cinderella to vacuum the dishes, iron the floor, bake the food, and they even made the poor child polish the chipmunk poop. One day Cinderella's fairy godmother appeared and sent her to the ball. Prince Jack Daniels fell in love with her at first sight and swore to seduce her. The stepsisters were so jealous they wanted to tickle off a bridge, but instead they wound up marrying Henry Weinhard and Maxwell House. They had twenty children and got fat!