The evening started like any other. Ashley returned home from work and put his/her briefcase beside the Brain, Smelled into some comfortable clothing, and began Tasting a nice meal. Ashley was in the middle of cooking his/her favorite food, Steak, when he/she heard a Ban ban on the other side of the door. His/her heart leaped to his/her Mouth, and Ashley picked up a huge frying pan. Licking slowly to the door, he/she raised the pan high and slowly Yelled the doorknob. "Fart," sounded the door as he/she opened it Carelessly, when suddenly, someone raced into the room, Tasting Ashley to the ground. To be continued...

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