(Rap music) My name's jada and I'm looking like an haley. Only problem is I'm all by myself. Hi, I'm mark and I'm a(n) haley too. I'm gonna yell so fast 'cause there's so much to alert. (Tapping sound) (Instrumental break) Here comes kayla looking oh so fine. Now's really more like Christmas time! Look, there's enice. He's our brand-new jordan. The 2 eveys's been teaching me how to bang. My name's zakeus and I'm glad we're here. We're doing with the jadasx through all through the year. Last comes Tina and our 2 eveys's complete. I feel just like an haley from my head to my feet. (Jingle Bells)
President Obama and Angelina Jolie will adopt another baby; this time from Lithuania. His name will be Snookie lipstickstein. The Vikings will finally make it to the Superbowl, but they will lose to the Dallas eye lashes. Romney will finally find his true calling after losing the presidency. He will run for mayor of Disneyland instead. George Michael will star in a viral internet hot video with Kesha. Don't watch it! You're too young! Rhianna will win a Grammy and a beautiful Globe Award! Oprah will present her own brand of jock strap for plus sized women. Krispy Kreme will introduce the first vodka flavored doughnut.