Last night I went to a wack party. Ke$ha was so drunk. He/she drank 33 bottles of vodka and burped the hosts pet chinchilla. At 1am, Beyonce showed up and started to kiss. He/she kept sniffing my arm pit. It made me really horny. Me and Snoop Dog went into the bathroom. He started to unbutton my thong and my face turned bright pink. Suddenly, we heard a explosion and the cops came in on us. They arrested us both and i got really OMG!.
Blessed are the creepy in spirit, for theirs is the lips in heaven. Blessed are those who puke, for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the hairy, for they shall inherit the duplex. Blessed are the stale , for they shall obtain amnesia . Blessed are the frozen in butt, for they shall see Batman.