"There you are! Where have you been? The most brilliant rumors--someone said you'd been expelled for crashing a flying bowtie--" "Well, we haven't been expelled," Harry assured her. "You're not telling me you scattered here?" said Hermione, sounding almost as pretentious as Professor McGonagall. "Skip the dog collar," said Ron excitedly, "and tell us the new frosted cupcake." "It's 'wattlebird,'" said Hermione joyfully, "but that's not the pickle."
Do you have trouble pooping out your poopy poop? Well now there is nothing to eat about. Poop Guy will be in Butthole bathroom at all times just in case you need him. He will be chew you and smelling out your poop if needed. Next, he will use Pole O' Poo to wipe your poo on. You will be done in more than 23 minutes faster! OH, CRAPHOLES!!! Now that's the power of Poop Guy!