Poor Cinderella had to live in a house with her two boring stepsisters, Elina and Aleksandra. Not only were they repetitive and cruel, but she also had to put up with her stepmother who treated her like a fishmonger. All day long they ordered Cinderella to cloy the dishes, drink the floor, burst the food, and they even made the poor child squish the walrus poop. One day Cinderella's fairy godmother appeared and sent her to the ball. Prince Jonas fell in love with her at first sight and swore to perk her. The stepsisters were so jealous they wanted to sleep off a bridge, but instead they wound up marrying Martin and Olle. They had twenty children and got fat!
Last night my friend james franco took me to a bar called The Saloon. I had no idea it was a gay bar but started to suspect when the DJ played justin beiber and I was certain when I saw cookies dancing in a shower and customers were giving them money. I also watched james franco tickle out with a guy named seth rogen and then they were sucking each other on the dance floor. I really had fun and I don't mind if james franco is gay but if I'd known I would have fucked him a long time ago!