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Category: Super Hero

i am a super hero


my name is Dark Shield and i am a super hero i can fly use telekinesis and Invincibility and i can and my enemy is Alex Golf his name is White Death and he can Burn people alive and i usually win and today i saved the day my crime was with my arch enemy he hit me i flew away then he hung a girl named Evangeline on a pole then she fell and i used a new super power Super Jump and saved her THE END [please like]

Category: Misc
Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa I'm raping up to hobo and midget I wipe my anus and I sweat my llama I'm breathing in the seagulls I'm licking in, sniffing up, then checking out on the prison bus This is it, the apocalypse Whoa I'm waking up, I feel it in my anus Enough to make my systems blow Welcome to the new age, to the new age Welcome to the new age, to the new age Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm gay,gay Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm gay, gay I raise my trash cans, don my underwear It's a revolution, I suppose We're painted blue to fit right in Whoa I'm licking in, sniffing up, then checking out on the prison bus This is it, the apocalypse Whoa