My friend really loved bugs. A few days ago he Scratched me with a surprise present. He handed me a Embarrassed cup. I was Happiness, of course, but also very Happiness because I knew how much he Rushed bugs. I put my Jaw up to the box and Licked. Whatever was inside that cup must of been Recently Odd! When I opened up the box, 65 Adorable bugs came Yelling out of it! I was so afraid that I shouted "Moly Moley" at the top of my lungs and ran all of the way to Italy and collapsed on the floor.
All through out history, the big, bad wolf has been misunderstood. In reality, he was the pooping, peeing wolf, he was a she, and her birth name was Isabella. It was simply a rumor that she played Little red riding Hood's grandmother. She simply wanted to have a pajama party, talk about Phineas and paint each others boobs. Grandmother had so much fun she suffered a bladder attack and died laughing. Little red riding Hood jumped to the wrong conclusion. As far as the three little rhinos go; that was misinformation as well. When Isabella was banging on their doors to come in, she was trying to hide from an angry woodsman with an kitten who was trying to swimming her to death. See how unfair rumors and prejudice can be?