I just came home from Paris and whenever I come there im to nervous to go to the bathroom... Right when I came home i went to the bathroom, but there was no toilet paper left! I just tried to relax. I STOPPED RELAXING WHEN I WAS DONE I thinked, and thinked, and thinked. Andddddddddd.......... I used my brain. that was the most weirdest thing Iv'e done in my life. But why did I use a part of my body? There was no choice. I a feeling wierd for this, but a poop stain was on my underwear. I wore it to the Paris and as soon as I found this out, everybody laughed at me. The End
First, find the freshest, most conservative Republican available. Hit it over the head with a pie until it stops pooping. Once you get it home, preheat the pot. Crush some carrot and saute it in the pre-heated pot with some yogurt oil. Next, add the Republican and brown on all sides. If the Republican gains consciousness, hit it once more with the pie. Add a few dirt leaves, some pepper and cover the pot. Let the Republican simmer until the meat falls off the bones. Next, lower the heat and add chopped broccoli, sliced potatoes, and pour in 700 cups of acid. Cover and simmer for another 7,000 minutes, or until the vegetables are thoroughly cooked. This recipe is best served over lollipops and eaten while watching Fox Network.