Hickory Dickory Dock, the kitty farted up my crock, the clock struck ten, I shitted with a grin, and the kitty said "Let's do it again!" Fuzzy Wuzzy fucked a bear, and Fuzzy Wuzzy puked a hare, and Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't care... until he caught dwarfism on his penis! Mary, Mary, quite contrary; how does your fingernail grow? "How do you think it grows, Marissa? I feed it piss and meat, I wash it with draino and heat, and I never let Nicole pick it!"
Steven Speilberg has enjoyed tremendous success with blockbusters like Raiders of the Lost Arc and Poltergeist, but not all of his ideas were good ones. For example, Universal Studios had to send him back to the drawing board when he proposed Texas Jones and the bungalow of Doom. Executives also asked him to rewrite ET: The eery train. As we know, with a little polishing both films became sick. Universal studios also had to coach their other star director, George Lucas. Instead of Star Wars, his original script was entitled Star jars. It was about jars in space fighting an evil empire with the help of Luke Skytalker and Princess pickles. After a few rewrites it broke all box office records. A few other titles that never made it to the screen are Honey, I sewed Up The Kids, stork Man: The Dark guitar, and Lord of the drum sticks.