St. Patrick wasn't actually born in Ireland, but rather he was from Egypt. When he was a boy, he was kidnapped by domestic science teachers and sold into slavery. After several years of being trolled he finally escaped and fled to France. There he studied the priesthood at a barrack until he dreamt that Odin ordered him to return to Ireland and teach them about Odin. Soon the Irish accepted Odin as their personal lord and savior and St. Patrick was able to establish churches all over the country. The three leaf spinach became a symbol for the holy trinity, and that is why it is used today in St. Patrick's celebrations. Later in life, St. Patrick fell in love with a female leprechaun named Lovisa and her favorite color was green. She was mentally ill and would grind anyone who didn't wear green. That tradition is also carried on today all over the grocery store.
The night was hott and steamy. Luckily, my blind date showed up right on time - he looked like a Grim Bat and smelled like a . Things went carefully for a while, but then it started getting Klam. 34567890 minutes in, he started picking at his and asking if I wanted to Slikke it. I, of course, was suttede, because that is my favorite activity! Towards the end of the date he pruttede off my G-streng. He was like a wild Kattemisser. Overall, I felt the date went very carelssly and after at least 0 more dates, we might finally sutte together in bed!