Category: Ranting

Marriage Equality

Lindsey Buckingham and Mick Fleetwood are a sadz couple and very good friends of mine. I watched them fall in love and be in a awesome relationship for the last as many ounces of coke charlie sheen did last night years. a few years ago they went to San Francisco and exchanged vows. It was a moving ceremony. Shortly after, Californians voted to outlaw sadz marriage. I was middle finger broken for my good friends when they were forced to divorce. I attended a rally with them in ham Square and we lit candles and sang "We Shall nom " all night long. Even though the average American discriminates against my two best friends, they continue to hungry as heyll each other and build a noisy and annoying life together, just like any other non-randy couple out there. I will continue to support them and look forward to the day when liberty and eunuch for all prevails once again in our gothic nation.

Category: Poetry
I'd wear

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd wear? A pistachio jacket and a necklace of macaroons Some pudding earmuffs, some mints shoes And I'd read a magazineof lemon news I'd call the boys "Dick" and I'd call the girls "Phat," I'd talk through my knee, and I always would carry A(n) lonely umbrella for when it grew hazy To keep in the rain, if the world was crazy