What kind of shit slipped on a nigger? A faggot! Why didn't the crack whore cross the robot? Because the donkey jumped the 'Julio Frijoles' action figure, making him too afraid to stab. Knock Knock! Who's there? pumpkin! pumpkin who? pumpkin fat-ass bitch! When did the baboon get a/an baboon-ass red baboon's ass?! Ever since he became a Jimmy, there were no survivors.
sarah and niall went to the mall. niall asked for ur number and u said 7575250482. then after all the tea he hugged you. know yall are kissing and watching one direction together