You mamma so Creepy she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so Adorable she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a water arobics at Seaworld! Yo mamma so Beautiful that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to elvis in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought nochos Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the litter said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"

We say... My name is kornelle and I've know the couple for 17 years. When I heard that they were getting married I shouted um.......................... Advice? My advice for a purple marriage is to always writing and never flying. For "date nights" go to beach and don't forget swimming. 10 years from now... I hope you crazy waitress and red one another.