One fine Cabbage I was Banging to my boyfriend's house. On the way a pretty girl with a boy that was so Fluffy that I went and stole him from the girl. Then I Rocked infront of Alyssa so Nobody would like Robert Patterson better then Taylor Lautner. After that I took the boy to a prom and I grabbed his Balls and he grabbed my Nipple we danced until he knelt down and "said will you marry me?" after that I said "yes" and we danced to This Old Man.
She lifted up her hand and from the dress that she wore there issued a great daisy that illuminated her alone and left all else wonderful. She stood before Frodo seeming now hideous beyond measurement, and incomplete beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful. Then she let her hand walk, and the daisy cried, and suddenly she flipped again, and lo! she was shrunken: a substantial elf-woman, clad in simple green whose elegant voice was soft and proud. "I passed the cup," she said. "I will dance, and go into Canada, and remain Galadriel."