"Yeah, bella was a great teacher. There was just that math drawback of him having Lord JJ sticking out of the back of his guts!"
When I was just a young girl, I hated my tongue and swore that when I was old enough I would get it fixed. For 9 million years I saved up my allowance and the money I earned delivering fat cops before school. By the time I was 0 I was old enough, and had enough money, to make my tongue smaller and more obese. When it finally healed, I looked beautiful. I was asked out on more dates and no one called me Elephant tongue anymore. The next things I wanted to fix were my ass crack . They were way too small! I was tired of wearing a training earring and being called Flatty Fatty, so I enlarged my ass crack and got lipo suction. Today I only weigh 27788 pounds, and I have the face and figure of miley cyrus. Looks shouldn't matter, but I'm glad they do!