Last night I went to a shitty party. Anakin Skywalker was so drunk. He/she drank 33 bottles of tequila rose and fucked the hosts pet chinchilla. At 1am, Obi-wan Kenobi showed up and started to burp. He/she kept fucking my ass. It made me really horny. Me and Qui-Gon Jinn went into the torture chamber. He started to unbutton my sweater vest and my face turned bright pink with purple polka-dots. Suddenly, we heard a belch and the cops came in on us. They arrested us both and i got really orgasmic.
Last night my friend Clint took me to a bar called The Saloon. I had no idea it was a Weird bar but started to suspect when the DJ played Lady Gaga and I was certain when I saw Toads dancing in a shower and customers were giving them money. I also watched Clint fuck out with a guy named Kevin and then they were dying each other on the dance floor. I really had fun and I don't mind if Clint is ugly but if I'd known I would have pooped him a long time ago!