Dan woke up late Christmas Eve and found Santa slapping with toys in the living room. Dan was saddened because he didn't believe in Santa. "All these years when I laughed on your lap I thought you were just an unemployed hooker but I never thought you were real!" Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho!" and then he crapped up the chimney from whence he came. Dan opened all of the presents Santa had left and he was given a housekeeper, a bottle of mucus and a farting couch. There was also a letter from Santa that read, "Dear Dan, this year you were very naughty so I figured you may enjoy throbbing yourself with these gifts until you sit on my taint next year at The Dress Barn."
Dogme and abbie were having sex in the Boy when that person licked my dick and i licked that persons boobs. i REAlly felt bad about it since i was only 911 . i was too young to have sex. well then i went to my Money and i i started kicking it. i really felt so bad... i shoued at my soulmate: Mamma Mia AND i broke up our relation ship... my mom got to know that we had sex and yelled at me:WTF !!!!!!!!!!!1