Category: Super Hero

Spank and the Captain Part I

Once upon a cigar there was a porcupine named Sleepy. One day he decided to sneeze down the street and visit his friend. While he was walking he tripped and landed in a pile of tits. What he didn't realize is that it was a magical pile of tits. When he finally got to his friends house he started to transform into a super spaghetti. His friend opened the door and shouted ACHOO and asked Sleepy what had happened. Sleepy told him where the magical pile of tits was and they decided to walk back to the pile. His friend jumped in the pile and started to transform as well. They both became super spaghetti and changed their names. Sleepy became Spank Master the Runs and his friend became Captain Assturd. They both decided from that day forward that they would swear to protect the beer from evil. Spank Master the Runs and Captain Assturd decided to snore their money where they could hideout from anyone who wanted to cause havok and trouble. ...To be continued in Part II

Category: Goofy

Poor Cinderella had to live in a house with her two pretty stepsisters, isma and kiara. Not only were they stupid and cruel, but she also had to put up with her stepmother who treated her like a nurse. All day long they ordered Cinderella to hit the dishes, dance the floor, work the food, and they even made the poor child eat the puppy poop. One day Cinderella's fairy godmother appeared and sent her to the ball. Prince darshaun fell in love with her at first sight and swore to wash her. The stepsisters were so jealous they wanted to bit off a bridge, but instead they wound up marrying angel and steve. They had twenty children and got fat!