1. Brideshead Launched 2. Harry Potter And The Shitty Pharaoh 3. Fantastic Mr. Rabbit 4. The Cage Of Eli 5. The King's Catapult 6. Harry Potter And The Grungy Hats: Parts 1&2
One day, there was a boy named Harry Potter, he was a dick. He never knew though. He thought was a muggle, or a pussy person. He was quite homosexual. He as a scar shaped like a lightning bolt on his penis. He was very, very horny. He lived in bedroom. With 69 family members, who were muggles. His parents died because of Lord Voldemort, or He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. They were suck of him. He was a hot cock. He killed innocent wizards, witches, and muggles. He had a pet cat named Hedwig. His best friends were named Greg Weasley and Kendra Granger. Harry was very black just like Bill Cosby. Eventually, everything evened out after a lot of drama. He is married and has kids.