Amanda woke up late Christmas Eve and found Santa running with toys in the living room. Amanda was cried because he didn't believe in Santa. "All these years when I screamed on your lap I thought you were just an unemployed marine biology but I never thought you were real!" Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho!" and then he swimmed up the chimney from whence he came. Amanda opened all of the presents Santa had left and he was given a McDonalds, a bottle of sprite and a died Giraffe. There was also a letter from Santa that read, "Dear Amanda , this year you were very naughty so I figured you may enjoy sleeping yourself with these gifts until you sit on my Epiglotis next year at Abercrombie and Fitch Kids."
good evening i'm Rawr and today we'll be talking about how Furry the weather is today. first off i'll just tell you that it is raining Lettuce out here! tomorrow calls for a slight chance of Jellyfish and also Depressed for everyone. but next weeks forecast calls for sunny Penises! so just get real Sexually Depressed and get ready to tan your Boob! so this has been the forecast with Rawr. next is Chloee talking about why Poop shouldn't be allowed at Toe Nail or Penis Juices