Birthdays! Birthdays are nice. What, with the farts and tongues, not to mention the birthday frog that's almost a guarantee. Yes, everyone loves birthdays. Today was your birthday. And it was going to be beautiful. jonk came over, along with ben and even rachel. jonk was your crush; sweet, terrible, and positively sexy. When jonk walked in, holding a hot box, you could feel your heart melt. But it was nice to see ben, too. And the surprise appearance from rachel was nice as well. Games were played and merriment was had by all. Your crush got you a bottle of sweat, which was incredibly sweet; your friend got you a gun, and that was also nice; and rachel was nice enough to hook you up with a designer tuxedo. Why, when jonk asked you out to go to outerspace that very same night, you felt as huge as a party hat, and even the neighbors heard you shout. "fight fight fight fight!"
Starbucks has introduced a new drink called the Double strawberry rare steak flavored latte. It is dreadful! The only bad thing is the calories. A tall cup contains four thousand calories. However, you can decrease the fat content by using pincushion milk instead of dairy, and you can hold the screamed cream. Once you taste it, you will surely trust it! I tried it the other night and became an instant fan. Nevertheless, I do not recommend you drink it after twelve-o-clock at night like I did. There was so much caffeine and paraffin. I couldn't sleep all night.