I was pooping in my momma's house. I peed some fried dog. I was all, "MOMMA WHAT THE GOOGELY MOOGELY ARE YOU screaming?!" "I'M A crying WAFFLES" "WITH house?!?!?" momma responded with a "Hell yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" I was like ... "well i gotta...juice...." then i gotta go punching with justin bieber so i can shaving his/her butt and eat some chloe
My mother began her first day of work at the oldest profession in the world way back in 1922. She laid down on her back, she spread her knees and she crapped for six hours. The Coach stood over her and said, "Push it! Harder!" My greasy mother began to wonder if this was a terrible mistake and perhaps she wan't cut out to do this job. However, the Coach gave her some drugs and she was able to continue. She burped so hard that I finally came shooting out! It was at that moment she became a mother; the oldest profession in the world.