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Category: Movies

Bing Crosby movies part 3


1. Launching My Way 2. The Pharaoh And The Pirate 3. Here Come The Vests 4. Out Of This Cage 5. Duffy's Chip Shop 6. Rocket To Utopia 7. The Hats Of St. Mary's 8. Green Skies 9. My Shitty Brunette 10. Welcome Carrot Salesman 11. Variety Hunter 12. Catapult To Rio 13. The Pharaoh Waltz 14. Jolson Shoots Again 15. Kicking High

Category: Goofy
Mathematician

Once upon a time there lived a big fat car named Matthew. This car was trying very quickly to be a mathematician. However, there was/were 5 problem/s. He was stupid! One day his flower kicked him out because he was too blue. If he wanted to come back, he had to jump smart. So off he ventured into the hat of coat. He soon became lost. "Oh gee!!" he shouted, and began to walk. Then he saw some maths equations walking through the air, and suddenly he run a big thing with lots of buttons! It farted itself. Matthew learned that it was a calculator, and that it was very smart and loved to do maths problems. He tested it. It was very accurate. Then Matthew had an idea. He decided to take the calculator back home! It seemed to want to go. So he returned with his calculator to his flower and proved himself worthy. flower tried to do a poo him, but then the calculator did a weird thing, and he died. The end!