there once was a cow named abbie and it was stupid bit i enjoyed its company then i met someon by the name of Selena and she was Dog anyway i wish i had a dog it would show me its dick all day long!i also wish i could have a cat named boobs and i would Jellyfish all day long!!!!

Tom Cruz and Angelina Jolie will adopt another baby; this time from Bolivia. His name will be Ritzy Monkeystein. The Vikings will finally make it to the Superbowl, but they will lose to the Dallas fairy wands. Romney will finally find his true calling after losing the presidency. He will run for mayor of McDonalds instead. Beyonce will star in a viral internet illegal video with The Rock. Don't watch it! You're too young! Kelly Clarkson will win a Grammy and a sleepy Globe Award! Oprah will present her own brand of nipple guards for plus sized women. Krispy Kreme will introduce the first vodka flavored doughnut.