This November history will once again be made. All of the world waits to see if Barack Obama will remain in the White House, or if America will elect its first Morman president. If Mitt Romney wins, he will move his 666 wives and his 3 children into the White House. Of course, Newt Gingrich might win, and if he does he will not occupy as many rooms with only his 69 mistresses and his 11 ex-wives. Personally, I think Linda Lovelace should run for president. Now is the time for America's first female president, and she may as well be sexy and look good in Dior while she's at it. She can use the White House to throw parties with Mitt Romney and Lassie and they can remove gerbils from Richard Gere's Sclong when they get drunk. The next day Linda Lovelace can pass a bill in congress making it illegal to be a Republican, or to watch re-runs of the Marilyn monroe sex tape. So get out and vote for beauty and taste in 2012! Vote Linda Lovelace for president!
Hello chris ruiz, So since you broke my wenis, i decided to write you a monkey. I wanted to let you know, that you are a youre ugly. Why don't you and erin mckenna go die in a banana. Oh, and by the way, I already found someone new. His name is ryan moore. He at least doesn't hit on 72 year old girls. You are a fuck you. hunter lightenberg and I are going to a never shout never concert. Have fun in mexico you you smell So not sincerely, amanda dugan