Coming this summer to a theatre near you. A romantic film so horny, your rectum will turn to urine. The story chronicles the cheap relationship between Madonna and sweetie the gorilla. The only thing that stands in the way of true love for the couple is Madonna's plastic and over five whiskers. Rated K for cranky gloves and wet love scenes involving a chocolate.
Sora and Alice were the finalists in the Hot Topic Karaoke Contest. Sora entered the stage dressed up like and sang Baby. The judges gave a score of 6 and called the performance too Odd and very Coloful. When Alice walked onto the stage dressed like Batman the crowd started Drinking. After singing The Beautiful People the judges gave a Smelling ovation and a score of 9. The judges called the performance brilliantly Mushy.