When I saw the baby's poo I felt like WTF!?. I named the baby Montoto. The baby was so stank... It was the only baby I had ever felt a connection to. I taught the baby how to gut and inturn the baby taught me about weeniez. One day I was feeling really like BITCH YOU BEST NOT TOUCH DAT SHIT! because earlier I had shatted a booby, but things finally became happy because I heard the baby speak it's first words: he said "COME AND GIT SOME BITCH MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"
flat scott! I have just invented the uglified time machine known to man! The Delorian! Trixie, you must get in and reach 3 miles per hour! Once the speed is hit, it will Falcon Punch you to any period in time! Go Trixie! Go! (Like this story? Check out my profile!)