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In the red corner weighing at fivelbs with a reputation for swinging like a gerbil and dying like a gorilla is the one and only Princess Diana!!! In the blue corner weighing at fivelbs is the King Kong from the New York, your very own Bill Clinton!!! *Ding* *Ding* Princess Diana is smoking in attempt to psyche out Bill Clinton, but Bill Clinton is having none of it. Out of the blue like a dragon fly on fire Bill Clinton throws a gay jab. But Princess Diana is no stranger to danger. With a blinding blur and a lazy eye and a tie -CENSORED- What happened there!? Well it's all over folks and there's only one person left standing that can be declared the winner. Madonna !!! Don't ask . . .