Welcome jessica Step 1: fuck a queefy boyfriend Step 2: Find another shitty male specimen Step 3: Have shit with both vagina lips Step 4: Invite jessy to thrust dildo with aeropostale Step 5: Don't get caught fucking the deformed dolphin Step 6: Drink caprisun at the motherfucking hood Step 7: Shout LIKE WTF U FUCKING BITCH in all faces
Last night i darnk so much wine that i became intoxicated. I was acting really sexy when i realized i was missing a pair of pants. I was so paranoid! My friend, Jahlaya helped me find it. when i got it back i realized i was actually missing my shirt too. Well i felt so grumpy! how embarassing. I LOVE YOU RYEOWOOK! I can hardly remember doing it, but i heard that i crawled Julia's squirrel. I bet he's feelin sexyyyyyy at me. I had a smelly time, but next time i won't drink so much.