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Category: Drinks

Saturday Night


On Saturday night, There was a Hot Matzoball dance. All of my sexy friends were there. Josh's was there and he got so much peanuts. All of my friends took off their shirts to show off their thrilling bods. We skateboarded all night with all the girls. Dunker got leveled by a amazing security guard, then he called impressive papa dunk and told him that he has a small cashews. After the dance, my friends went to Josh's house where he screamed at his intriguing parents. Joe went to allison landrys house and littered allison. Then a kindhearted rager started at Ashley's and it was beloved show with lots of hand sanitizer all around. Next weekend is Cinco de Mayo and we are going to have a fabulous Party at the Niagara Falls, I hope we have just as much fun as we did last weekend.

Category: Male
I didn't mean to kill him...

He was so absolutely cute. I love the way he fucked his tyrant and always called me "FAGGOT.." His eyes were the shape of dildos and he smelled like hobknocker. We were walking near the the attic where Anne Frank hid when he asked me if he could kiss me. I felt so pissed! I leaned in to kiss his cum covered, sexy lips when suddenly a bunch of jungle juice came spewing out of my mouth! The love of my life suddenly started to choke, shouting, "FUCK YOU Sex Muffin!" I didn't know what to do! So I followed my instincts and humped his penis. He started to make noises like a ball sack, and then he... died.