I drifted off to sleep, into the dream realm. I looked down at myself - I was a wild boar smacking my forehead! Wow, this was cool! But then, I saw a penis. Man, it was fucking small! I wasn't scared of it though. I looked into it's long and bendy face and shouted at it "Kraken" It looked at me as if I was a nuke and started to fart. I didn't know how to defend myself, the creature's butt was shooting butt juice at me and my face was burning like ice. I started tofreeze but that didn't help. So then I tried one last thing: I said, "Hey! You! hairy harry!" It looked over at me, about to kill me, and then I woke up.
Last night on America's Got Talent, my friend fabian was on the show playing a flute while my other friend xavier was stripping to the music. The crowd was unhappy and the judges stopped the performance. Sharon Osbourne said it made it her want to fat. fabian started crying and xavier showed the crowd his belly button. The next act was my uncle on a motorcyle jumping over people. The crowd was anazed and the judges tired the act! Howie said, "Congratulations! Your going to Chuck E. Cheese!" I think I will aaudition next season and sing down while my pet gorilla dances. Wish me luck!