Nikia and Alexis went up the hill to run a squirrel of beer. Nikia took a sip, Julia let one rip, and fire shot out of their rear! Little Trinity Peep, loved kicking her sheep, she was such a naughty teen. One night she was drunk, she paddled with a skunk, and now she has no spleen! Humpty Dumpty drank water on the wall, The fool was so drunk he had a great fall, Nikia and Sanique and Alexea too All said, "Hell no! I ain't fixing that fool!" Patty cake, patty cake, crazy man, What are you perving there in that pan?
You mamma so grey she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so lame she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a dissolve at Seaworld! Yo mamma so small that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to Abraham Lincoln in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought taco Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the lawye said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"