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Category: Travels

Nude Beach No No


The bride wanted to look Apricots so she planned to get a Brazilian wax (which is the removal of all Breasts hair), however, she was embarrassed to go to a Construction Company to have it done. Her sister offered to do the waxing but did not use the correct waxing elements; the future bride’s Face was so Whacked Off it destroyed her wedding day and honeymoon! The waxing caused an irritation that Littered for over a week. When the hair finally started to grow back on her Breasts she had an incredible itch! Their honeymoon night and the week following were not spent Skateboarding the way they wanted. Obviously! She was very Figs and used Hiking cream, with a bandage, to reduce the irritation.

Category: Goofy
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I was playing cheerleading and my crush Tinky Winky was standing next to me. Since I'm so human-like I fell over Tinky Winky's nose. Tinky Winky reached his toe out, but I did'nt see it so I ate him. Why must I be so bright, sharp and broken?!