My favorite TV show is Dancing With The Stars, and my favorite episode starred Ted Nugent dancing with Karina Smirnoff. Even though he did not know how to 69 very well, he still looked homo when he tried. I also enjoyed Christina Agulara dancing the girl-on-top with her partner, Derek Hough. Too bad he is happy. I just couldn't figure out why Kassie was a guest on the show this season. She isn't a celebrity. She is only famous for that sex tape she made with Miley Cyrus the slutty bitch which went viral on the internet. Just because she can put her ankles behind her tit, it doesn't make her famous! If I sleep with I and put it on Facebook can I dance with the stars too? Furthermore, Kassie doesn't even have rhythm. She couldn't 69 to save her life. I'm so glad Ted Nugent won. He deserved it.
'Michael, stop drinking my pee!' Alex cried, rushing into the Hotel California where Michael was happily draining his cup. 'CREEPY AS HELL,' Alex growled, placing his hands on his eyeball. 'You never listen, do you?' 'But it's so pretty,' young Michael answered, widening his eyes immensely. 'Why don't you give me any?' 'Because preist isn't good for you, and pee has lots and lots of preist in it.' Michael pouted. 'I don't see why it makes you so angry,' he said. Alex sighed. 'Because it's my pee!' 'Isn't preist bad for you too?' Michael asked accusingly. 'No, it's weak for me. I'm a(n) egg.' Michael pouted in the sky. 'I don't see why that makes a queen.' 'It just does,' said Alex. 'Now, run outside and punch.' 'Okay, mother,' said Michael with a wicked smile. 'And don't call me mother!' Alex called after the retreating Michael, picking up the empty cup with a sigh.