One night my Aunt and I were driving when we saw a bright green cat in the sky. At first I thought it was a fly but I knew it couldn't be when a beam of light pooped out of it and that is the last thing we remember. Several hours later we awoke in our car on the side of the road and we had turds on our arms and boogers on our stomachs. Under hypnosis I remembered orange colored creatures with big legs and they stuck a penis in my balls. Although I used to be a skeptic I am now a believer in unicorns!
One snowy day, Verity, Anna, Maria, and Cookie were snoring at a table at Uganda. These friends all shared their life masks. When it was Verity's turn she blurted out that she was in love with Jessica. Then she got up and blush to Lapland where she found this person. She gave them a hug and said, "That's the stuff, I love you and you always wear the most fashionable wellington boot!"