You were snuggling on a date with a fluffy guy/girl. While you were cuddling on your sweater you said Ouch! because you realized your underwear was undone. As you were pooping your hair, you farted you needed to laugh as good as Jenna Marbles so you burp Dr. Pepper into your hair. When you were all ready, you felt hyper because you farted great.
John and Nikki went up the hill to skip a penny of beer. John took a sip, Lio let one rip, and fire shot out of their rear! Little Alex Peep, loved singing her sheep, she was such a naughty teen. One night she was drunk, she knitting with a skunk, and now she has no spleen! Humpty Dumpty drank tea on the wall, The fool was so drunk he had a great fall, John and Brenda and Debby too All said, "Hell no! I ain't fixing that fool!" Patty cake, patty cake, crazy man, What are you sleeping there in that pan?