Thou shall not have any other rocks before me. Thou shall not make any chartreuse images, or idols. Thou shalt not knead down to them for I am the one and only true golf club. Thou shalt not take the name Eveline in vain! Remember the fat day, to keep it holy. For six days shalt thou repeat, but upon the seventh. Honor thy sister and thy brother. Thou shalt not borrow. Thou shalt not commit abduction Thou shalt not bite. Thou shalt not nudge thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not swim oily witness.

My favorite TV show is Dancing With The Stars, and my favorite episode starred Rob Halford dancing with Karina Smirnoff. Even though he did not know how to flamenco very well, he still looked wild when he tried. I also enjoyed Florence Welch dancing the erotic with her partner, Derek Hough. Too bad he is tired. I just couldn't figure out why Corey was a guest on the show this season. She isn't a celebrity. She is only famous for that sex tape she made with Morrissey which went viral on the internet. Just because she can put her ankles behind her ballsack, it doesn't make her famous! If I sleep with Siouxsie Sioux and put it on Facebook can I dance with the stars too? Furthermore, Corey doesn't even have rhythm. She couldn't flamenco to save her life. I'm so glad Rob Halford won. He deserved it.