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Category: Animals

Wolf Hunt


Tonight it is time to hunt for elk. We all love elk! The elk is very popular here, just like Justin Bieber! So many hunters eat elk! They are so soft, juicy and sweet! I can't wait to eat it! It eats pasta and orange juice. Now that is a good food! HOLY COW!! Time to hunt! My friend Liam is very excited, but he died from a disease just as we left. We covered him in some oak leaves and left him there. Now I just took down the elk and now we eat, I bit into its leg and pee squirted out! YUM! Now that we ate our elk. We are going home to have a midight time rest.

Category: Jobs
Babysitters are Special People

Last july, my parents went out of town and hired a babysitter named, John, to take care of us. Now, I am 39 years old, but I have four younger brothers and sisters that are 5, 8, 10, and 12 years-old. I can tell you that the baby sister every penny of that fifty dollars that my parents gave her. For two nights, my brothers and sisters kept her busy with coloring. When my parents arrived, she didn’t look so good. She looked as though she wanted to happy cry! She had spent the whole morning cleaning up the mess my brothers and sisters made while they played napping yesterday. When my Mom said that they were going out of town again next month, she said “Sure, I will be happy to come back!” We were all sad!